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alpha male

A man who leads with intellectual wisdom and altruism, not with physical strength or gallantry.

Jesus, Aristotle, Gandhi, Einstein, and Nikola Tesla are examples of an alpha male.

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A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!