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UD du jour

UD du jour

Alternative phrase for "Urban Dictionary word of the day"
Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2022
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Pinterest

Probably one of the most wholesome media sites ever created.

It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factors—along with it appealing more to females—contribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
After a day of browsing shitposts and idiotic discussion threads on X formerly Twitter, I decided to hop on Pinterest for some soothing eye bleach.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 30, 2024
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NFTs

A synonym for scientology and all the qualities associated with it.
Peer 1: Hey bro I just got into NFTs
Peer 2: Dude, why.
Peer 1: Wanna join too?
Peer 2: Hell no man I don't support scams
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 12, 2022
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Feet pics

Something that can be easily had for $0 through Google images, but apparently some very stupid dimwitted men insist to pay a hundred dollars for it.

Thanks to these boneheads, ordinary high school/college girls are now turning themselves into thots that sell feet pics to gullible men. They are also making people with foot fetishes look bad. This generation has really taken on a new low.
Random e-girl: Selling feet pics, freshly pedicured to your liking, DM me for the deets and prices! 😜😏😏
Me: Oh pleas-
Random simp: I'LL TAKE TWO!!!!! 😍😍😍
Me: God dammit, I'm fucking dead.
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Slowed and reverb

A recent internet fad where people take existing songs, slow them down, and then apply reverb to it. They are often found on YouTube with millions of views. Basically, it is the inverse of the nightcore fad from a decade ago.

The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.

P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.
Timothy, who got 5.6M views for his slowed and reverb version of the FNAF SB theme: "stonks"

DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2022
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BreadTube

BreadTube (noun): A group of online content creators who produce videos about socialist politics, economics, and bread recipes. The term comes from the idea that these creators are producing content that is as essential to life as bread itself. BreadTubers are known for their love of puns, their disdain for capitalism, and their tendency to dress up like bread loaves in their videos. They often use elaborate metaphors involving bread and baking to explain complex political concepts, making their content accessible to even the most gluten-intolerant viewers. If you're looking to learn about Marxism and sourdough, BreadTube is the place to be.
Clarence: Say Arthur, have you have you ever heard of BreadTube? I keep hearing the young folks talking about it.

Arthur: Yes I have, Clarence. BreadTube is a group of online socialist content creators who produce videos about politics and bread recipes. Their videos are as essential to life as bread itself, or so they say.

Clarence: Hmm, I'm not sure I quite understand. What does socialism have to do with bread?

Arthur: Well, according to BreadTubers, the workers who produce bread should have control over the means of production. They argue that bread should be produced for the benefit of all, not just for the profit of a few. In other words, they want to seize the means of dough production.

Clarence: Seize the means of dough production? Ha! That's a good one. I don't think I'll be taking bread-making advice from a bunch of communists anytime soon.
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Caked up

The top definitions are wrong. Caked up either refers to:

1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.

Has nothing to do with ass.
1) Amber went a little overboard with the makeup and her face was all caked up.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.
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