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SpongeBob: Phone call for Mr. Plankton
Mr. Krabs: and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...
Plankton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022

dickum

1) Another word for smegma (aka dick cheese)

2) Alternatively, can also mean a huge schlong

1) Damn, I really need to get rid of all this dickum, it's starting to smell down there

2)

Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 19, 2021

Transphobic Excommunication

Contrary to what that other person said, the term Transphobic Excommunication would make more sense if the individual being 'excommunicated' was a transphobe who didn't fit in with the (left-wing) values and ideals of a community or mainstream society at large.

Tom faced transphobic excommunication when he posted a meme in a discord community that had an implicit transphobic message (i.e. he got kicked out of the server).

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 7, 2024

when you

It is literally the first two words of every typical normie meme. The phrase is so overused that it's become a sort of ironic meta-reflection of meme culture

Literally nobody:

Memelord69: when you 🤣🤣😂😂😂

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 22, 2022

Fight or flight

Fight or flight is the physical reaction of an organism to a perceived threat within the environment. It is an inherent trait found in all animals (including humans) that ultimately promotes the survival of a species (via natural selection).

When the fight or flight response is activated, the cardiorespiratory system is given immediate emphasis while the digestive system takes a step back, thus why one loses appetite during a stressful event. Generally, the organism's body gets prepared to either deal with the threat or flee away from it.

Fight or flight response makes up the first stage of the general adaptation syndrome.

When the tiger pounced on the gazelle, the gazelle's fight or flight response kicked in and is what enabled the gazelle to flee from the tiger in a swift and nimble manner.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 16, 2021

Being yourself

An act that gives you power over your life. It should be permitted at all costs.

Me: I wanna be like the other kids

Her: Being yourself is the best you can be

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

Jungian

Relating to or characteristic of the school of thought of the Swiss psychologist Carl Jung. Cannot be compared to the Freudian school of thought as the two are not mutually compatible (Jung and Freud were initially good buddies but then the two had a big falling out due to conflict between ideas).

The MBTI personality test is based on Jungian psychology.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 1, 2021