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When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.
High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2019
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Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2022
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It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factorsโalong with it appealing more to femalesโcontribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factorsโalong with it appealing more to femalesโcontribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
After a day of browsing shitposts and idiotic discussion threads on X formerly Twitter, I decided to hop on Pinterest for some soothing eye bleach.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 30, 2024
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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022
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What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.
What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.
Truth Seeker: "Why do people keep on insisting to believe in these myths? There's only two genders and that's a fact. God this generation is full of morons."
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
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๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐:
โ someone who refuses to wear a mask in public, get the vax, social distance, or follow other COVID safety guidelines.
๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ ๐๐ข๐๐ฆ ๐ก๐ข๐ง ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป:
โ someone who voluntarily chooses to wear a mask in public because of COVID (and not just to follow rules).
๐ข๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ฑ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ ๐บ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐น๐๐ฑ๐ฒ: someone hoarding essential supplies, someone wearing a mask in their own covid-free home (as seen in many tiktoks), someone who still uses the wrong definition of covidiot.
๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐:
โ someone who refuses to wear a mask in public, get the vax, social distance, or follow other COVID safety guidelines.
๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ ๐๐ข๐๐ฆ ๐ก๐ข๐ง ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป:
โ someone who voluntarily chooses to wear a mask in public because of COVID (and not just to follow rules).
๐ข๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ฑ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ ๐บ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐น๐๐ฑ๐ฒ: someone hoarding essential supplies, someone wearing a mask in their own covid-free home (as seen in many tiktoks), someone who still uses the wrong definition of covidiot.
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RIGHT USAGE:
Guy 1: *does not wear mask in a crowded bus*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop jeopardizing the safety of everyone on this bus and wear a mask!
โ WRONG USAGE:
Guy 1: *wears mask in a crowded party*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop ruining the fun and take off that mask or gtfo!
Guy 1: *does not wear mask in a crowded bus*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop jeopardizing the safety of everyone on this bus and wear a mask!
โ WRONG USAGE:
Guy 1: *wears mask in a crowded party*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop ruining the fun and take off that mask or gtfo!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022
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