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To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.
See also: gaslighting
See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021
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After that delicious feast, I settled into a state of postprandiality, feeling content and satisfied without any discomfort.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 24, 2023
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Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2022
Get the UD du jour mug.An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022
Get the Femtopenis mug.Probably one of the most wholesome media sites ever created.
It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factors—along with it appealing more to females—contribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factors—along with it appealing more to females—contribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
After a day of browsing shitposts and idiotic discussion threads on X formerly Twitter, I decided to hop on Pinterest for some soothing eye bleach.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 30, 2024
Get the Pinterest mug.When ur just tryna study for your finals but the damn kids outside AND above your floor are being so fucking annoying.
me: *trying really hard to study*
the kids living above me: *makes loud thumping noises*
me: f.........
the kids outside: *screaming and yelling*
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
the kids living above me: *makes loud thumping noises*
me: f.........
the kids outside: *screaming and yelling*
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 8, 2022
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