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Bruh girl

That archetypal girl who—other than always saying bruh—is often very blunt and unpolished in her communication style, favoring 'real talk' over 'girl talk'. They generally do not care much about feelings and would rather point out the cold truth than to gloss it up with positivity. Very rebellious. Cusses naturally like a sailor. Does not care about social etiquette at all. If in a relationship, bruh girls will give off the impression it's a love-hate one.

With regards to MBTI personality types, bruh girls are most likely either an ISTP, ESTP, or in some cases INFP.
User 1: Hey what's up with that girl who always exchanges insults with her peers and has some sorta bone to pick?
User 2: Oh, that's just a bruh girl, being salty and sarcastic is her thing
mugGet the Bruh girlmug.

TechTuber

A YouTuber that primarily caters to technology and consumer electronics. They often review smartphones, laptops, computers, peripherals, and other cool tech. TechTubers have become a very popular category of content creators this past decade. Examples of some well-known TechTubers include MKBHD, LinusTechTips, Unbox Therapy, JerryRigEverything, MrWhoseTheBoss, MrMobile, iJustine, and many more.
Bro 1: Who's ur favourite TechTuber?
Bro 2: LinusTechTips and MKBHD for sure
Bro 1: Oh nice, my favourite is MrMobile, you should definitely check him out as well.
mugGet the TechTubermug.

Martial Law

Something that will most likely never happen in the US, as it would be considered highly unconstitutional.

COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.

The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.

Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.
Semi-woke Individual: If Martial Law were to happen, America would be akin to North Korea, and all the working class citizens of America would have to take a stand.
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Ribcage

Something that, when spoken, elicits some really disturbing connotations.

Never use this word. Please.
Me: Hey what's the cafeteria serving for today?
Friend: Soup
Me: Oh, what kind of soup?
Friend: Dunno, but I scooped up a ribcage, some fresh chicken broth maybe
Me: Ewww stop!!! I don't wanna hear that ever again!!!!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 12, 2022
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Armenian Genocide Denial

A form of idiocy pertaining to someone who is so utterly obstinate to admit the facts and reality of an event or situation, even a hundred years after said situation. When confronted, they will often rationalize the event to make it seem like it isn't what people think it is, to which they fail miserably.
Dumb kid: The ottoman empire never committed genocide.
Normal kid: Uhhh, yes they did.
Dumb kid: No they didn't, you and every other person in this world are just believing in false and distorted facts.
Normal kid: You and your armenian genocide denial idiocy never ceases to amuse me.
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International dishwasher day

Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.
Madeline: yo it's international dishwasher day
Abby: Eyyy lemme go grab my cascade pods!
mugGet the International dishwasher daymug.

AirPods

A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?
User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2022
mugGet the AirPodsmug.

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