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Twitter Blue

One of Elon Musks' first ventures after he became the CEO of Twitter. It's the first of many schemes to fuel his goal of monetizing Twitter and squeezing every last penny from it. It's a monthly (purported $8) subscription you pay to get premium Twitter features, which now includes being able to get the Blue Verified checkmark.

I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.

Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.

Thomas was a broke but renowned copyright-free music producer. After the events of Twitter Blue, he was furious to see his verified checkmark, something that took him ages to get, suddenly disappear. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2022

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It's just a blank space.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 16, 2021

Have my babies

An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.

It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)

"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."

"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."

"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

😬

I always thought this face is used when someone says or does something that makes you cringe or wanna say 'yikes'. Can also be applied to awkward social situations that leave you speechless, like when someone does a faux pas.

guy on the street: *drops his popsicle on the ground but picks it up and continues eating it*
me: 😬

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2022

Crymax

Sex that feels so incredibly good that you start to tear up from the overwhelming pleasure during the edge of climaxing.

The term doesn't necessarily have to apply to sex. Could be anything that gets you off or that pleasures the senses.

Man, that cheeseburger from the gourmet restaurant was so fucking good that I started to crymax after savoring just one bite.

Jenna pandered his boyfriend's foot fetish by letting him worship her feet. Minutes later he crymaxed so hard from the overwhelming sense of euphoria.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 16, 2021

Hawaiian Pizza

The best kind of pizza.

Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.

As a Canadian who grew up with Hawaiian pizza, I have to say it's the best thing ever. The way the pineapple mingles with the bacon is just *chef's kiss*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Sexual Deviant

Someone whose sexual interests and preferences involve anything but vanilla, oral, or anal sex.

Kyle is a sexual deviant who is known to fuck people's armpits.

Paul is a sexual deviant who likes to sandwich his dong against two lubed up dinner plates and perform a bit of an in-n-out.

Jenny is a sexual deviant who finds sexual pleasure only through wallowing in gooey filthy mud while naked.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 30, 2021