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Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik tok on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik tok on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 2, 2019
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Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
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Person 1: Bro ive been playing this game for years, ur about to get rekt. No way youre beating me.
Person 2: Hold my beer (Person 2 proceeds to absolutely destroy Person 1)
Person 1: WTF??!?!?
Person 2: That's right, get deepseek'ed dawg.
Person 2: Hold my beer (Person 2 proceeds to absolutely destroy Person 1)
Person 1: WTF??!?!?
Person 2: That's right, get deepseek'ed dawg.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2025
Get the Deepseek mug.A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.
Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?
Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?
Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.
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One simply does not use the words "open" and "AI" together to describe OpenAI. With Sam Altman's current hostile stance and their uncompetitive pricings (and the fact that GPT-4 isn't open-source), they really should be naming themselves closedAI.
One simply does not use the words "open" and "AI" together to describe OpenAI. With Sam Altman's current hostile stance and their uncompetitive pricings (and the fact that GPT-4 isn't open-source), they really should be naming themselves closedAI.
OpenAI? Fugget about it! I'd rather run a localized version of Deepseek on my server than paying a whopping $75/1M tokens for GPT4.5.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 17, 2025
Get the OpenAI mug.A vague phrase that apparently has lovey-dovey connotations. Flying sparks makes for a great screensaver or background to a music video w/ lyrics, but how it's supposed to allegorize love... I do not know. Recommended to say in a uwu voice.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 23, 2021
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Concerned about his roommate's secretive behavior, Mark decided to employ a packet sniffer program on their shared Wi-Fi network, hoping to uncover any hidden online activities or personal information being intercepted without consent.
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