Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian

I know, I know 

A sentence or phrase used by someone (usually a kid) who becomes utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from their teacher or parents).

Mom: You need to do your homework young man and you need to get it done now.
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now

I know, I know by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2020

1940s 

Quite possibly the darkest decade of humanity. The onset of WWII really brought out the sheer brutality of human nature. Millions of unspeakable violent atrocities were committed by men who weren't even "evil".

The 1940s also marks the onset of the baby boomers, who were raised with traditional and conservative beliefs/principles.

Friend: Name which decade of the last century you'd least want to live in?
Me: The 1940s

1940s by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 26, 2020

Hope this helps 

What someone says in return when you ask them a seemingly innocent favor.

Me: Hey Jen, do you mind if you can send me a picture of your naked body? I am currently studying the anatomy of the female body in my physiology class and need a good body to study on.

Jen: Yeah sure!!!

*sends picture of her naked body*

Jen: Hope this helps!

Me: Oh it helped alright...

Hope this helps by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

fagtard 

A word that only fagtards would use

Fagtard: Look at that fag tard over there
Cotard: No u

fagtard by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

To be or not to be

Asking the ontological question of whether one's existence has any meaning in this world.

Aka whether one should kill himself or not.

Me: "To be or not to be, that is the question."

Dude on internet: "Kys fag"

Me: "Thank you kind stranger for answering my question! I Shall now kill myself :)"

*dies*

To be or not to be by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

Yahoo Switcharoo 

When ur friend leaves his laptop unattended so you set his browser homepage to Yahoo instead of Google.

When John left to go to the washroom, I gave his internet browser the ol' Yahoo Switcharoo.

Yahoo Switcharoo by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2020

Naijism 

The traditional religion of the indigenous peoples living in Nigeria. Usually involves the principles of Animism, the Afterlife, and nature worship.

When asked what their religion was, the indigenous Nigerian group replied "Naijism".

Naijism by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2020