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A guy who (along with his brother Lyle) committed homicide on his parents as a result of chronic sexual abuse and was defending for his life. Although it is tempting to label it as manslaughter, the planning was 100% deliberate and thus a first-degree homicide.
Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.
Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.
Boomers: Fuck Erik Menendez, filthy scumbag who killed his own parents!!!
Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG
Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2021
Get the Erik Menendez mug.1) Fancy academic term for the inquiry of truths in an opinion
2) See: Hegelian dialectic, Dialectical materialism, Hegelianism
2) See: Hegelian dialectic, Dialectical materialism, Hegelianism
1) The two exchanged dialectics with regards to the recent statements made by the president.
2) For Hegel, the concrete, the synthesis, the absolute, must always pass through the phase of the negative, in the journey to completion, that is, mediation. Day must always be met with night; either one cannot stay forever. A peaceful kingdom will always be met with a violent revolution. The sun will eventually explode and earth will ultimately become stardust for yet another star and its planetary system. Nothing is stagnant or fixed in the grand scheme of things; its current state is the reflection and outcome of a long chain of events in the past, and is still destined to an endless cycle of renewal. This is the essence of what is popularly called Hegelian dialectics.
2) For Hegel, the concrete, the synthesis, the absolute, must always pass through the phase of the negative, in the journey to completion, that is, mediation. Day must always be met with night; either one cannot stay forever. A peaceful kingdom will always be met with a violent revolution. The sun will eventually explode and earth will ultimately become stardust for yet another star and its planetary system. Nothing is stagnant or fixed in the grand scheme of things; its current state is the reflection and outcome of a long chain of events in the past, and is still destined to an endless cycle of renewal. This is the essence of what is popularly called Hegelian dialectics.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 23, 2021
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Person 1: Omg you gotta try out this freakshake!! They put a whole ass cake on your shake!!
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Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?
Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia
User 1: Do you play league?
User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?
Person 2: Uhh no thanks, that sounds like a recipe for diabetes, and dementia.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?
Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia
User 1: Do you play league?
User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2023
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I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or TIDAL.
I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or TIDAL.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024
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This theory was meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but apparently a few people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.
In all seriousness, for one to understand CRT, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am referring to the philosophical theory and framework written by Adorno & Horkheimer, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.
If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.
Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
This theory was meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but apparently a few people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.
In all seriousness, for one to understand CRT, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am referring to the philosophical theory and framework written by Adorno & Horkheimer, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.
If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.
Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ๐บ: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
๐ ๐ฒ: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ๐บ: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
๐ ๐ฒ: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ๐บ: "Okay SJW."
๐ ๐ฒ: "Look bro, I'm just being pedantic. Call me a nerd, a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against CRT."
๐ ๐ฒ: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ๐บ: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
๐ ๐ฒ: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ๐บ: "Okay SJW."
๐ ๐ฒ: "Look bro, I'm just being pedantic. Call me a nerd, a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against CRT."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 29, 2025
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2) A charwoman (woman employed to clean houses or offices); to work as a charwoman
3) Tea (eh?)
4) Another word for "roast" and burn" after spitting out a sick comeback
5) A freshwater or marine fish like the trout, of northern countries. It is valued as a food and game fish.
6) Short form for character, especially with regards to video game characters or computer programming
7) Char siu, a kind of Chinese BBQ pork
8) Nickname for Charlotte
9) Chimchar!
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2) She'd had to char and work in a grocery store to put herself through university
3) I'll have a cup of char with that
4) Ohhhhhh get charred son
5) Among other native delicacies, they give you fresh char
6) A Unicode code unit is a 16-bit char value; I switched my minecraft char to look like a
7) I was hungry so I decided to visit Chinatown and bought some Char siu buns to eat
8) Hey let's go get some Sushi Char, whaddya think?
9) Chimchar, use flamethrower!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 16, 2020
Get the Char mug.Wlile bish may sound like a more friendlier version of bitch, do not be mistaken, as this word actually means "a mistake or blunder" in British vernacular. So the next time you say bish, you are actually calling them a mistake.
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