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Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian

Taking a bath 

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).
Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!
GIMP (short for GNU Image Manipulation Program) is a powerful free photo-editing software that is available on Windows, Mac, and Linux.
Me: I GIMPed Kim Jong Un's face onto a potato
Friend: Nice
1) A dipping sauce made from one part ketchup and two parts mayonnaise.

2) What apparently means 'shit-face' in native Cree language.
1) I dunked my tater tots into the jar of Mayochup as I am writing this Urban Dictionary definition of Mayochup

2) Hey Mayochup. come back here and make me a sandwich!!

to out someone 

To out someone means to beat them in a particular activity. "Out" is most likely short for "outperform".

Note that this is used primarily for beating opponents. For outperforming those on your same team, see to carry someone.
To out someone:
Dude did you see my 1v1 CS:GO livestream yesterday? I fuckin outed that kid.
A super powerful photo & video editing app that is used by everyone from professionals to amateur photographers. They offer a wide range of filters and presets to choose from.
Me: I love VSCO
Her: OMG me too!
Me: yeahhh like, they have so many filters to choose from!!
Her: Wut

Outrage fatigue 

Throwing a massive tantrum to the point of both physical and mental exhaustion of the tantrum-er.

Most commonly seen in kids under the age of 9. Can also happen to adults who have anger issues (which could be quite devastating).
When little Johnny came out of his room to find his parents gone, he started to weep and cry. When their parents shortly came back, little Johnny was furious in tears and started screaming and wailing at them with all his might. Soon after 10 minutes he was so tired from all the screaming that he felt dizzy and collapsed onto the floor. Little Johnny just had an outrage fatigue.

progressive

A simple, innocuous and arguably positive word that has been—in recent times—more and more associated with left-wing politics.

Little do people remember the ACTUAL definition of the word progressive.
Me: did you know that the word progressive means "happening or developing gradually or in stages; proceeding step by step"?

My friend: no I did not, I thought it was just a derogatory term for liberals.