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Ok I know body pillows often get stereotyped for appealing to sad lonely hearts but let's be honest, they are comfy as hecc and it improves your sleeping quality. You don't have to be lonely, heartbroken, or have some sort of kinky desire, any person could find body pillows beneficial.
Friend 1: What's in that huge box?
Friend 2: Oh that? It's a new body pillow that I bought.
Friend 1: Dang, you lonely?
Friend 2: What nah bruv, I just wanted to try it out. I mean, who doesn't love hugging soft squishy things while sleeping?
Friend 2: Oh that? It's a new body pillow that I bought.
Friend 1: Dang, you lonely?
Friend 2: What nah bruv, I just wanted to try it out. I mean, who doesn't love hugging soft squishy things while sleeping?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
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You aren't the same when you go full-on tryhard versus when you play the game for casual entertainment.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
Get the Tryhard mug.A severe psychological impairment that develops after playing hella too much Among Us. People who suffer from Among Us syndrome will start to become extremely distrusting of everyone around them, with delusions that somebody in the crowd is an imposter plotting to kill them. As the syndrome grows worse, their entire vocabulary will be reduced to one word: SUS.
It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
Bob: Oh hey Mike! What's uโ
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
Get the Among Us syndrome mug."So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
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Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
Get the Headphone Jack mug.First of all, please ignore the definition written by 'Frog.Man', obviously the dude was butthurt towards a Keralan when they wrote that brain-dead comment.
Anyhow.... Kerala is known for its stunning backwaters, beaches, hill stations, and rich cultural heritage. It's famous for its high literacy rate, progressive social policies, Ayurveda, and diverse cuisine. Often referred to as "God's Own Country" due to its natural beauty and serene environment.
This definition, as well as the ones written in 2004, still hold true as of today (November 2024). Nothing has changed much.
Anyhow.... Kerala is known for its stunning backwaters, beaches, hill stations, and rich cultural heritage. It's famous for its high literacy rate, progressive social policies, Ayurveda, and diverse cuisine. Often referred to as "God's Own Country" due to its natural beauty and serene environment.
This definition, as well as the ones written in 2004, still hold true as of today (November 2024). Nothing has changed much.
"Hey I just got back from Kerala. The beaches were amazing, and the food was so fresh! I think I could retire there one day haha."
"Dude, you should go to Kerala if you're into nature and want to chill for a bit. The vibe is so peaceful."
"Dude, you should go to Kerala if you're into nature and want to chill for a bit. The vibe is so peaceful."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
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I heavily stand by the belief that software developers should NOT use GitHub as the primary download hub for their end-users. That is very bad practice in my opinion. Instead, it is a better practice to host their finished software on dedicated download hubs such as sourceforge. GitHub is primarily a code repository, not a software repository, and average users nagivating a GitHub repo can get easily confused like I once did.
I heavily stand by the belief that software developers should NOT use GitHub as the primary download hub for their end-users. That is very bad practice in my opinion. Instead, it is a better practice to host their finished software on dedicated download hubs such as sourceforge. GitHub is primarily a code repository, not a software repository, and average users nagivating a GitHub repo can get easily confused like I once did.
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Bob used the command ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ... to download a copy of his python project from his own repo.
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Average User: Where do I download YouTube vanced?
Dev: It's on our GitHub page, linked here.
Average User: Um where is the download link on that site?? I only see a README.md and other weird files.
Bob used the command ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ... to download a copy of his python project from his own repo.
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Average User: Where do I download YouTube vanced?
Dev: It's on our GitHub page, linked here.
Average User: Um where is the download link on that site?? I only see a README.md and other weird files.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2024
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