Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian's definitions

Being yourself

An act that gives you power over your life. It should be permitted at all costs.

Me: I wanna be like the other kids

Her: Being yourself is the best you can be

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020

At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021

Being yourself

An act that gives you power over your life. It should be permitted at all costs.

Me: I wanna be like the other kids

Her: Being yourself is the best you can be

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

Fight or flight

Fight or flight is the physical reaction of an organism to a perceived threat within the environment. It is an inherent trait found in all animals (including humans) that ultimately promotes the survival of a species (via natural selection).

When the fight or flight response is activated, the cardiorespiratory system is given immediate emphasis while the digestive system takes a step back, thus why one loses appetite during a stressful event. Generally, the organism's body gets prepared to either deal with the threat or flee away from it.

Fight or flight response makes up the first stage of the general adaptation syndrome.

When the tiger pounced on the gazelle, the gazelle's fight or flight response kicked in and is what enabled the gazelle to flee from the tiger in a swift and nimble manner.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 16, 2021

Jungian

Relating to or characteristic of the school of thought of the Swiss psychologist Carl Jung. Cannot be compared to the Freudian school of thought as the two are not mutually compatible (Jung and Freud were initially good buddies but then the two had a big falling out due to conflict between ideas).

The MBTI personality test is based on Jungian psychology.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 1, 2021

My balls itch

A universal sentiment spoken by every single man and boy in the world (in every language possible).

English: Fuck, my balls itch!
Spanish: ¡Joder, me pican las bolas!
French: Putain, mes boules me démangent !
Italian: Cazzo, mi prudono le palle!
Latin: Fute, pilae meae prurigine!
German: Scheiße, meine Eier jucken!
Dutch: Verdomme, mijn ballen jeuken!
Afrikaans: Fok, my balle jeuk!
Finnish: Vittu, palloni kutittaa!
Swedish: fan, mina bollar kliar!
Russian: Бля, у меня яйца чешутся!
Slovak: Do riti, svrbia ma gule!
Bulgarian: По дяволите, сърбят ме топките!
Turkish: Kahretsin, taşaklarım kaşınıyor!
Armenian: Ջի՛մ, գնդիկներս քոր են գալիս:
Hebrew: לעזאזל, הביצים שלי מגרדות!
Greek: Γάμα, οι μπάλες μου φαγούρα!
Arabic: اللعنة ، الكرات بلدي حكة!
Korean: 젠장, 내 볼이 가렵다!
Chinese: 操，我的蛋蛋好痒！
Japanese: クソ、私のボールがかゆい！
Vietmese: Mẹ kiếp, quả bóng của tôi ngứa!
Indonesian: Persetan, bolaku gatal!
Sanskrit: चोदतु, मम कन्दुकाः कण्डूयन्ते!
Hindi: भाड़ में जाओ, मेरी गेंदों में खुजली!
Mongolian: Новш, миний бөмбөг загатнаж байна!
Igbo: Chei, bọọlụ m na-egbu mgbu!
Urdu: بھاڑ میں جاؤ، میری گیندوں کو کھجلی!
Hawaiian: Fuck, ʻeha koʻu mau pōpō!
Tamiol: ஃபக், என் பந்துகள் அரிப்பு!
Yiddish: פאַק, מיינע באָלץ קריצן!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 18, 2022

indoctrinate

A catch-all phrase that political rightwing nutjobs just love to throw around nowadays.

Every normal person: University of insert name here is a great place to study. I had a fantastic time here, made new friends, and learned so much about my field of study.

Some political nutjob: don't go to this university unless you want to be indoctrinated by far left communist agendas that go against our inherent right to free speech

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 29, 2021