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Living My Best Life

To assimilate what a previous definition said, basically the phrase 'Living My Best Life' denotes a lifestyle (or a moment in time) where an individual is in its most optimal state of being. This state is completely subjective and varies from person to person. To some folks, living their best life may imply breaking free of some restraint. To other folks, living their best life may imply getting out of an unhealthy state and into a more healthy state. And to some other folks, this phrase may simply just mean getting by the day doing what they love.

Whatever the case may be, in all cases, 'Living My Best Life' emphasizes that only 𝗬𝗢𝗨 are in control of your life and only 𝗬𝗢𝗨 can understand what is best for you, regardless what other people may think or expect of you.

TL;DR Living My Best Life = living life under your own terms, at your own pace, with your own ideals and expectations.
"My friend is a music producer. He had big ambitions, however, living with his parents restricted his creative freedom. Thus, he set off on his own and moved into the big city (e.g. Toronto, NYC, LA). He lived in a small crappy apartment in a shady neighborhood, and survived off with hardly any income to pay his rent. Despite all that, he said he was living his best life."

"After a grave talk with my mother, I came to terms that my degen sleep schedule was causing distress to my life. After taking considerable effort to correct it, I now end up sleeping at 4am and waking up at 11am instead of my usual 9am-5pm degen hours. Even though I could not meet the normal 12am-7am standard set by my mother, I was already beyond satisfied with the result, and I felt like I was living my best life, and that is what ultimately matters to me."
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Bank Account

This server is so empty right now, just like my bank account
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Psuedo-intelligence

Psuedo-intelligence is intelligence not derived from the understanding of knowledge, but from the wise and clever things that you hear other people say or do. Basically it is a form of social learning where you learn how to come off as seemingly intelligent but not actually so.
Amy used psuedo-intelligence she learned from a YouTube video to pick up a guy.
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Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
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None of your business

A thought-terminating cliché used to quell any critical thinking that may be used to expose someone's immoral/irresponsible/sordid actions and behaviours.

While there are occasions where this phrase is justified, most often than not it's used unjustifiably.
JUSTIFIED USE:
"So are you two sleeping together??"
"I'm sorry but that's none of your business"

UNJUSTIFIED USE:
*father verbally abuses their children on the bus*
Bystander: Excuse me but you should really treat your kids better
Father: Mate that's none of your business! Piss off!

UNJUSTIFIED USE:
Person 1: You shouldn't be smoking here, it's a smoke-free zone
Person 2: None of your business man
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
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reCAPTCHA

The older reCAPTCHA was simple and modest, it could even humor you with its word suggestions. The newer reCAPTCHA on the other hand is literally evil incarnate. It's more complex and involves matching the appropriate pictures. Can be a complete utter asshole by slowing down the animations and on top of that it won't even let you pass despite doing everything right.

Though, there are versions of reCAPTCHA that work automatically in the background or only require a ✅
Me: *does every single picture-matching puzzle correctly*
reCAPTCHA: nah not feeling it tonight lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2021
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Sus Chord

Me: plays a sus chord
Red: IT'S HIM, HE'S THE IMPOSTER!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 15, 2022
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