Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian's definitions
The word 'wait' is often used today as an interjection, in the same meaning and manner as 'wait a minute'.
Friend 1: Hey I heard there was gonna be a big food banquet today?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 18, 2022
Get the Waitmug. A form of kink that commonly involves using ice cubes to stimulate the erogenous zones.
However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.
My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.
My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
Me: So imma head over to the community center after school...
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
Get the Ice Playmug. 1) The most wholesome pokemon to ever exist
2) The most badass pokemon to ever exist
3) All of the above
2) The most badass pokemon to ever exist
3) All of the above
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 27, 2022
Get the Vaporeonmug. Contrary to popular belief, the Unabomber was more of a domestic terrorist rather than a psychopath. As with all terrorists, his motive to kill was purely ideological. He was severely critical towards technological advancement and how—in a way—technology would corrupt society. It might've seemed like an absurd and irrational critique 30, 20 or even 10 years ago, but now in 2021 where nomophobia is a real thing, the Unabomber's critique isn't that far off (just minus the terrorizing part).
If the Unabomber didn't choose the unnecessarily violent path, he would've made a great point. Many theorists have talked about the paradox of technology, where technology has freed us, but yet at the same time has enslaved us.
It is recommended to read Neil Postman's "Technopoly: the surrender of culture to technology" to understand more about this paradox.
If the Unabomber didn't choose the unnecessarily violent path, he would've made a great point. Many theorists have talked about the paradox of technology, where technology has freed us, but yet at the same time has enslaved us.
It is recommended to read Neil Postman's "Technopoly: the surrender of culture to technology" to understand more about this paradox.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 24, 2021
Get the Unabombermug. One of Elon Musks' first ventures after he became the CEO of Twitter. It's the first of many schemes to fuel his goal of monetizing Twitter and squeezing every last penny from it. It's a monthly (purported $8) subscription you pay to get premium Twitter features, which now includes being able to get the Blue Verified checkmark.
I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.
Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.
Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
Thomas was a broke but renowned copyright-free music producer. After the events of Twitter Blue, he was furious to see his verified checkmark, something that took him ages to get, suddenly disappear. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2022
Get the Twitter Bluemug. To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.
See also: gaslighting
See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021
Get the Misconstruemug. Psuedo-intelligence is intelligence not derived from the understanding of knowledge, but from the wise and clever things that you hear other people say or do. Basically it is a form of social learning where you learn how to come off as seemingly intelligent but not actually so.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 1, 2021
Get the Psuedo-intelligencemug.