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queen of clubs

This term refers to a lady who regularly likes to goes clubbing. Often dominates the dancefloor with such dexterity, thus becoming the 'queen of clubs'.

Guy 1: Yo you see that hottie over there? Damn she sure knows how to dance

Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 22, 2019

YouTube comments section

A cesspit of waste.

If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.

I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021

reCAPTCHA

The older reCAPTCHA was simple and modest, it could even humor you with its word suggestions. The newer reCAPTCHA on the other hand is literally evil incarnate. It's more complex and involves matching the appropriate pictures. Can be a complete utter asshole by slowing down the animations and on top of that it won't even let you pass despite doing everything right.

Though, there are versions of reCAPTCHA that work automatically in the background or only require a ✅

Me: *does every single picture-matching puzzle correctly*
reCAPTCHA: nah not feeling it tonight lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2021

None of your business

A thought-terminating cliché used to quell any critical thinking that may be used to expose someone's immoral/irresponsible/sordid actions and behaviours.

While there are occasions where this phrase is justified, most often than not it's used unjustifiably.

JUSTIFIED USE:
"So are you two sleeping together??"
"I'm sorry but that's none of your business"

UNJUSTIFIED USE:
*father verbally abuses their children on the bus*
Bystander: Excuse me but you should really treat your kids better
Father: Mate that's none of your business! Piss off!

UNJUSTIFIED USE:
Person 1: You shouldn't be smoking here, it's a smoke-free zone
Person 2: None of your business man

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022

dickum

1) Another word for smegma (aka dick cheese)

2) Alternatively, can also mean a huge schlong

1) Damn, I really need to get rid of all this dickum, it's starting to smell down there

2)

Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 19, 2021

and the next day

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Mr. Krabs: and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab, walking backwards and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

SpongeBob: Phone call for Mr. Plankton
Mr. Krabs: and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...
Plankton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022

Sus Chord

When the chord is sus 😳

Me: plays a sus chord
Red: IT'S HIM, HE'S THE IMPOSTER!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 15, 2022