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The internet: Fuck yeah no simp september lets gooooo
Twitch: Oh shit that doesn't sound good for our business, guess we'll make all subs 20% off for the rest of september. SUBtember.
Twitch: Oh shit that doesn't sound good for our business, guess we'll make all subs 20% off for the rest of september. SUBtember.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2021
Get the SUBtembermug. A reoccuring limited-time burger from McDonald's that ISN'T made of rib but instead of restructured meat products such as heart, tripe, and stomach. It also contains Azodicarbonamide, which increases risk of breathing problems. They also look artificially manufactured and unpalatable when frozen, sort of like styrofoam.
Guy 1: After reading the truth about McRib, I still want to eat a McRib
Guy 2: I mean hey man, it's your choice, I sure as hell ain't eating that
Guy 2: I mean hey man, it's your choice, I sure as hell ain't eating that
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2021
Get the McRibmug. A counterculture/counterideology that opposes lavish consumerism. The ideas of anti-consumerism are mostly adopted by two seperate schools of thought: environmentalists and critical theorists.
Anti-consumerism implies being against the increasing development of shopping centers, shopping holidays such as black friday, and other forms of mindless capitalistic entertainment.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 15, 2021
Get the Anti-consumerismmug. The 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine marks the period in history when where faith in humanity was, yet again, lost.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 2, 2022
Get the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukrainemug. Oxford definition: relating to the properties of things mentioned in an assertion or expression, rather than to the assertion or expression itself.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 23, 2022
Get the deremug. It's that one keyboard character that people put at the end of their messages to give it that extra sweet glitz! Though anyone can use it, its usage seems to be habitually popular amongst the female users.
Jessie: Omg your nails are soooo pretty 😍
Madelyn: thank you!~
Tyler: What do you think of my painting?
Kat: Beautiful ~♥
User 1: hey do you know what this means: ~
User 2: Isn't that what some ppl put at the end of their texts?
User 1: yeah
User 2: Not sure tbh, but I've always thought it made their texts seem more cute and sweet
User 1: yeah I thought the same! I guess it's kinda like a tone indicator
User 3: Well ackchyually it's more commonly used to signify an approximation of an amount. If you wanna get technical, it's called a tilde and it's a diacritic commonly used in the Spanish and Portuguese language
User 1: Interesting...
Madelyn: thank you!~
Tyler: What do you think of my painting?
Kat: Beautiful ~♥
User 1: hey do you know what this means: ~
User 2: Isn't that what some ppl put at the end of their texts?
User 1: yeah
User 2: Not sure tbh, but I've always thought it made their texts seem more cute and sweet
User 1: yeah I thought the same! I guess it's kinda like a tone indicator
User 3: Well ackchyually it's more commonly used to signify an approximation of an amount. If you wanna get technical, it's called a tilde and it's a diacritic commonly used in the Spanish and Portuguese language
User 1: Interesting...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 6, 2022
Get the ~mug. Something that mainly guys (and sometimes girls) do as a min-max strategy to extend sexual arousal as long as possible but without to the point of getting blue-balled. It is possible to calculate the maximum length of edging before one gets blue-balled by performing a statistical hypothesis testing.
In order to reap the benefits of edging, I did a hypothesis test to calculate the acceptance and rejection regions of when I should cease sexual activity.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2021
Get the Edgingmug.