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A scummy brand that's making money by paying content creators en masse to promote their shit ass earbuds that they probably got off of Alibaba.
It's basically like the earbud equivalent to RAID shadow legends, but even that would be inaccurate as RAID is a decent game at the very least. Meanwhile the only thing Raycon earbuds have going is their packaging. Unless you like gobs of bass with absolutely no treble, the audio quality is a literal dollop of shit.
What a fucking joke.
See also: Rayconned, Rayconning
It's basically like the earbud equivalent to RAID shadow legends, but even that would be inaccurate as RAID is a decent game at the very least. Meanwhile the only thing Raycon earbuds have going is their packaging. Unless you like gobs of bass with absolutely no treble, the audio quality is a literal dollop of shit.
What a fucking joke.
See also: Rayconned, Rayconning
Person 1: "Have you heard about those Raycon earbuds?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean those shitty excuse of earbuds from that scummy brand that pay influencers to hype them up? Yeah, I've heard of them."
Person 2: "Oh, you mean those shitty excuse of earbuds from that scummy brand that pay influencers to hype them up? Yeah, I've heard of them."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 31, 2023
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