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Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 9, 2020
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Never use this word. Please.
Never use this word. Please.
Me: Hey what's the cafeteria serving for today?
Friend: Soup
Me: Oh, what kind of soup?
Friend: Dunno, but I scooped up a ribcage, some fresh chicken broth maybe
Me: Ewww stop!!! I don't wanna hear that ever again!!!!
Friend: Soup
Me: Oh, what kind of soup?
Friend: Dunno, but I scooped up a ribcage, some fresh chicken broth maybe
Me: Ewww stop!!! I don't wanna hear that ever again!!!!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 12, 2022
Get the Ribcage mug.A form of idiocy pertaining to someone who is so utterly obstinate to admit the facts and reality of an event or situation, even a hundred years after said situation. When confronted, they will often rationalize the event to make it seem like it isn't what people think it is, to which they fail miserably.
Dumb kid: The ottoman empire never committed genocide.
Normal kid: Uhhh, yes they did.
Dumb kid: No they didn't, you and every other person in this world are just believing in false and distorted facts.
Normal kid: You and your armenian genocide denial idiocy never ceases to amuse me.
Normal kid: Uhhh, yes they did.
Dumb kid: No they didn't, you and every other person in this world are just believing in false and distorted facts.
Normal kid: You and your armenian genocide denial idiocy never ceases to amuse me.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 28, 2021
Get the Armenian Genocide Denial mug.Contrary to popular belief, the Unabomber was more of a domestic terrorist rather than a psychopath. As with all terrorists, his motive to kill was purely ideological. He was severely critical towards technological advancement and how—in a way—technology would corrupt society. It might've seemed like an absurd and irrational critique 30, 20 or even 10 years ago, but now in 2021 where nomophobia is a real thing, the Unabomber's critique isn't that far off (just minus the terrorizing part).
If the Unabomber didn't choose the unnecessarily violent path, he would've made a great point. Many theorists have talked about the paradox of technology, where technology has freed us, but yet at the same time has enslaved us.
It is recommended to read Neil Postman's "Technopoly: the surrender of culture to technology" to understand more about this paradox.
If the Unabomber didn't choose the unnecessarily violent path, he would've made a great point. Many theorists have talked about the paradox of technology, where technology has freed us, but yet at the same time has enslaved us.
It is recommended to read Neil Postman's "Technopoly: the surrender of culture to technology" to understand more about this paradox.
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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 27, 2022
Get the Vaporeon mug.The word 'wait' is often used today as an interjection, in the same meaning and manner as 'wait a minute'.
Friend 1: Hey I heard there was gonna be a big food banquet today?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 18, 2022
Get the Wait mug.A form of kink that commonly involves using ice cubes to stimulate the erogenous zones.
However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.
My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.
My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
Me: So imma head over to the community center after school...
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
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