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Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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Amongoose

When a mongoose is sus
Person 1: Hey that mongoose over there be lookin kinda sus
Person 2: I guess you could say there's a mongoose amongoose
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Punchable Feet

When a female has a pair of conspicuously voluptuous feet, so conspicuous to the point that it's honestly straight-up annoying. Typically this female has very large-sized feet, with long toes and large nail beds, more pronounced contours, and quite possibly veiny. Pretty much every feature of her foot has been 'enhanced', so to speak. Makes you really just wanna punch it (preferably with one's dick, if one has a feetish).

Not saying that's bad or anything, but personal preference-wise, some may prefer to keep a balance between gracefulness and suggestiveness. The same could be said with the buttocks and mammaries.
Tom: Hey girl you have some really punchable feet
Kimberly: ..thanks?
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High Amplitude Sucking

When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.

See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm
That girl from last night gave me some fine high amplitude sucking and left me feeling satisfied.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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Area 51 raid

What was alleged to be a massive violent raid resulting in thousands of casualties, turned out to be just a really dope festival with people dressed up in funny alien costumes. No one had the intentions of breaking into the facility, and only one person got arrested. Everyone was just having a jolly good ol' time with the spacey bois.
Everyone before september 20 2019: R.I.P to all the thousands that are gonna get massacred in the Area 51 raid

Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 22, 2019
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🤭

This may mean various things but it mostly comes off as a giggling face, like when people giggle but try to hide it by covering their mouth. Used during contexts when a giggle or snicker is appropriate.
Me: Wait, McDonald's has free refills??
Melanie:🤭
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 17, 2023
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ISTP

Uhhh.... hello???? What is with all these unnecessarily hateful definitions LOL

I'm not an ISTP, but I sure as hell know for a fact that they are nothing like the recent nonsense being spewed out.

These hateful definitions do not reflect anything about ISTPs. However, it does reflect that the authors must be:
A) Extremely butthurt
B) Living inside their own bubble
C) Narcissists
D) Sociopaths (how ironic)
E) An absolute jackass of a person
...and most importantly...
F) a pathetic individual, likely an incel or hypermasculine misogynist, who still lives in their parent's basement.

Let's all press F for these sad individuals while the real ISTPs continue doing what they do best in life.
Bee: I just did my Myers-Briggs Personality Test!
Wendy: Nice! What did you get?
Bee: ISTP!
Wendy: Awesome!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021
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