late 2010s

Five years of absolute degeneracy. It ranges from late 2015 to late 2019, with 2017 being peak degeneracy. The focus of this half has primarily shifted to young millennials (born 1994-2000) and the shitty petty interests that surround them. Entertainment and mainstream media has dumbed down significantly at this point to incorporate the values and aphorisms of millennials, which includes stupid words like "woke", "vibing", "mood", "shook", "gucci" and an increasing use of "but" and "y'all" in sentences. Apparently, there is also some odd obsession with neon colors in this half decade.

"To combat the degenerate culture and values of the late 2010s, I have distanced myself from the mainstream media and only engage in what's best in my interests"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 03, 2021

big but

Something that seems too good to be true, and turns out to be true, but also comes with lots of compromises and tradeoffs.

Mom: Hey kids guess what?!?! We're moving to a new house!!!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1: Ah shit here we go again...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 02, 2020

X

Pronounced as “ex.” The debatably new “terrible” or “terrifying” name for the formerly known Twitter app, which reminds billions of kids and their parents worldwide of their dreaded years-long school algebra.

Are the days of X numbered if two social media competitors renamed their platforms to Y and Z?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2024

Cellulite

Ok I know cellulite is a natural thing that occurs in all women even the thin ones, but man tbh it's a bit off-putting. I don't wanna body shame, but if I had a say, I personally would prefer a girl to cover that using a cream or concealer or smth, anything to hide it. Of course totally up to the girl and I respect their body and wouldn't want to. Sorry.

Me: Tbh im not really into the girl you showed me. Her cellulite is a bit off-putting, no offense.
Tyler: Dude, you realize how shallow that sounds right?
Me: Yea I know, sorry. I'm not like opposed to it or anything, but if imma be 100% truthful I don't like the look of it. Of course I will respect any girl regardless and won't ever complain about it. That would be a shitty thing to do and I would never want a girl to think something is wrong with them
Tyler: Fucking simp.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2021

deceived

Gettin' played

I was deceived 6 months ago by an e-girl who I paid to see a custom video. She seemed well-intentioned, but once I sent that Amazon GC she immediately abandoned my texts.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2021

Bixby

1) An incompetent excuse for a voice assistant that doesn't stand a chance to Alexa, Google Assistant or Siri.

It is the successor to Samsung's previous voice assistant, S-voice, which was even worse.

2) An annoying kid in drama/theatre class who always volunteers to take on a leading role but absolutely sucks at it.

Bixby: I call dibs on being Juliet!
Webster: Hey bro maybe you should let Alexa have this one, she seems more fitting for it. Maybe you can do one of the minor roles?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 30, 2021

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Hey my dog stole my HYPERLINK BLOCKED, do you know where it is?
No idea but check the. No idea but check the. 4 left.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 02, 2021