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Tf is with all these stupid ass definitions. Cmon y'all let's be real here, bok choy is a vegetable, a type of Chinese cabbage to be precise. When translated from Cantonese, it literally means "white vegetable".
It is not just endemic to China, but to the rest of Southeast Asia. You will find it in many Chinese dishes as well as Korean dishes. And it is in fact quite delicious (light to the palate) and far less odorous compared to ordinary cabbage, brussel sprouts, and even broccoli.
Technically the only right definition here is from IkEe, just minus the lame shit he said afterwards. And Un Jong Kim over there is just trolling real hard.
It is not just endemic to China, but to the rest of Southeast Asia. You will find it in many Chinese dishes as well as Korean dishes. And it is in fact quite delicious (light to the palate) and far less odorous compared to ordinary cabbage, brussel sprouts, and even broccoli.
Technically the only right definition here is from IkEe, just minus the lame shit he said afterwards. And Un Jong Kim over there is just trolling real hard.
Midway Convo
Sarah: Oh okay
Alice: So what're you having for dinner tonight?
Sarah: Just thinking about whipping up some Caesar salad with roasted brussel sprouts
Alice: Ugh I hate brussel sprouts. Do you actually enjoy eating them though, especially roasted?
Sarah: Eh it's alright
Alice: Girl what you need is bok choy. It's much less bitter-tasting than brussel sprouts and has absolutely no nasty smell to it. It's very light and crispy, perfect for a salad.
Sarah: Boy choy? Never heard of it.
Alice: ... you serious? Man I need to take you to the Chinese supermarket!
Sarah: Hahaha okay, I will definitely buy some when I'm at the supermarket tomorrow.
Sarah: Oh okay
Alice: So what're you having for dinner tonight?
Sarah: Just thinking about whipping up some Caesar salad with roasted brussel sprouts
Alice: Ugh I hate brussel sprouts. Do you actually enjoy eating them though, especially roasted?
Sarah: Eh it's alright
Alice: Girl what you need is bok choy. It's much less bitter-tasting than brussel sprouts and has absolutely no nasty smell to it. It's very light and crispy, perfect for a salad.
Sarah: Boy choy? Never heard of it.
Alice: ... you serious? Man I need to take you to the Chinese supermarket!
Sarah: Hahaha okay, I will definitely buy some when I'm at the supermarket tomorrow.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2020
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Ironically, Tim procrastinated for his greek history exam by reading Wiki articles on the Italian Renaissance.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2021
Get the history mug.Uwu envy is essentially the same concept as Freud's penis envy, but applied to modern society's fixation with cuteness. Individuals experiencing uwu envy may harbor a sense of inferiority, where they subconsciously (or consciously) covet others who effortlessly exude the cute and innocent aesthetic of 'uwu.' It may initially manifest as a state of being intimidated or even a feeling of resentment towards those who fit the uwu aesthetic, often due to feeling out of the loop or disconnected from popular internet culture and the trends associated with it.
Unlike penis envy though, uwu envy is very easy to overcome. Overcoming one's uwu envy may involve a strong desire to assimilate the physical attributes, mannerisms, or online presence associated with cuteness, and may drive individuals to engage in attention-seeking behavior or adopt an infantile or anime-influenced aesthetic as a means of validation. More often than not, this typically involves changing your profile pic to a cute anime girl and using cute phrases and emojis such as ':3' and 'rawr'. Those with uwu envy are indistinguishable from those who genuinely co-opt uwu culture, the only difference being that, deep down, individuals with uwu envy do it as a sort of psychological compensatory mechanism.
Uwu envy is the troubling reflection of a young generation that prioritizes surface-level appearances over genuine self-acceptance, self-expression and emotional maturity, perpetuating a shallow aesthetics-based culture.
Unlike penis envy though, uwu envy is very easy to overcome. Overcoming one's uwu envy may involve a strong desire to assimilate the physical attributes, mannerisms, or online presence associated with cuteness, and may drive individuals to engage in attention-seeking behavior or adopt an infantile or anime-influenced aesthetic as a means of validation. More often than not, this typically involves changing your profile pic to a cute anime girl and using cute phrases and emojis such as ':3' and 'rawr'. Those with uwu envy are indistinguishable from those who genuinely co-opt uwu culture, the only difference being that, deep down, individuals with uwu envy do it as a sort of psychological compensatory mechanism.
Uwu envy is the troubling reflection of a young generation that prioritizes surface-level appearances over genuine self-acceptance, self-expression and emotional maturity, perpetuating a shallow aesthetics-based culture.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: I noticed that Sarah changed her profile picture to a cute anime girl and is always using 'uwu' in her messages. It's like she's trying so hard to be cute all the time.
Person B: Yeah, she's got a serious case of uwu envy.
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EXAMPLE 2: Me. I have uwu envy.
Person A: I noticed that Sarah changed her profile picture to a cute anime girl and is always using 'uwu' in her messages. It's like she's trying so hard to be cute all the time.
Person B: Yeah, she's got a serious case of uwu envy.
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EXAMPLE 2: Me. I have uwu envy.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 24, 2023
Get the Uwu envy mug.A girl (or guy) who habitually takes nudes of themselves is said to be a nudist. Often is obsessed with their body image to an excessive degree.
See also: thot or fuckboy
See also: thot or fuckboy
Girls on snapchat: *sends nudes every minute*
Me: will you ever stop being a nudist for once?? Get a life.
Me: will you ever stop being a nudist for once?? Get a life.
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Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
E-girl: Heyyyy boo, I saw your post that you were interested in a custom video. I am willing to do $50/min. How does that sound to you?
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
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Get the Cuntent creator mug.The definition above knows absolutely nothing of what they are saying. Content creation does NOT necessarily imply a profession. Content creators are simply someone who has the passion to create digital content of any medium. This could be anything from being a YouTube vlogger, a Twitch streamer, an animator, a fanfic writer, a food blogger, etc etc. They may do it purely as a hobby or as a paid profession. Sometimes, the hobby may turn into a profession once they secure a consistent fanbase.
Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
YouTuber: "I'm a content creator."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
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Some political nutjob: don't go to this university unless you want to be indoctrinated by far left communist agendas that go against our inherent right to free speech
Some political nutjob: don't go to this university unless you want to be indoctrinated by far left communist agendas that go against our inherent right to free speech
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