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Shinrikyo Aum

An evil Japanese cult that was responsible for the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin attack, which leaked Sarin gas on many subway routes, killing 14 and injuring 1000+ others. A large portion of those injured was said to have a permanent degrading of their vision.

What's even more shocking is that there are still people who follow this odious cult. And to think they associate themselves under the wholesome and peaceful religion of Buddhism. Fucking disgusting.....

Man 1: Do you admit Shinrikyo Aum is responsible for the deaths of many innocent lives?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: Do you admit the leader of the cult was essentially a nutjob?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: Ok, so you will leave the cult then?
Man 2: No
Man 1: Boi, you should really go see a therapist and get that cognitive dissonance checked, cus that's pretty fucked up.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 23, 2022

Hawaiian Pizza

The best kind of pizza.

Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.

As a Canadian who grew up with Hawaiian pizza, I have to say it's the best thing ever. The way the pineapple mingles with the bacon is just *chef's kiss*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Reddit Moment

1) A term that initially had positive connotations but then became derogatory, and now it is mainly used ironically and vaguely in the same way as 'cringe' is.
2) Specifically refers to the idiocy of the Reddit hivemind. Whenever a horde of redditors attack someone because they like minecraft, that's when you'll know a reddit moment happened. The term is meant to be used by someone viewing the thread from outside (e.g. someone linking the thread from a discord GC).

Example 1a: You watch vtubers? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 1b: You actually read through the entire terms of agreement? That's a reddit moment tbh

Example 2: Getting downvoted because you expressed an opinion that goes against the majority's opinion of a subreddit is a reddit moment.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021

Sexual Deviant

Someone whose sexual interests and preferences involve anything but vanilla, oral, or anal sex.

Kyle is a sexual deviant who is known to fuck people's armpits.

Paul is a sexual deviant who likes to sandwich his dong against two lubed up dinner plates and perform a bit of an in-n-out.

Jenny is a sexual deviant who finds sexual pleasure only through wallowing in gooey filthy mud while naked.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 30, 2021

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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 30, 2022

MKBHD

Short for Marques Brownlee HD, the most famous smartphone and tech reviewer on YouTube. Has been delivering top-notch content since 2013.

Over the past decade, MKBHD went from a local YouTube tech reviewer to an internet celebrity. He has met many high-profile personalities ranging from Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Sundar Pichai, Kobe Bryant and deadmau5.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022

STEMlord

An individual within the STEM program who is foolish into believing that having the knowledge and skillset of STEM puts them at a higher intellectual position compared to students from other university programs.

STEMlords might feel that they are more rational, but they aren't. In fact, a 2019 study done by a group of psychologists found that STEMlords are no more rational or shrewd than those in Arts and Humanities programs (e.g. Cultural studies). Bottom line, their sense of superiority is a placebo effect founded on the misguided belief/stereotype that STEM is the holy grail of education.

STEMlords can be found all over the internet, but most exclusively within the Reddit platform. They often appear as sarcastic and cynical, and have a taste for dark edgy meme humour. Most, if not all, have a custom-built PC setup, play OW or DOTA 2, and watch a bazillion of anime shows.

STEMlords should not be generalized to all STEM students.

Me: Hey wanna hang out and play some soccer?

My friend: Nah too busy gotta study, I'm not an Arts student like you y'know.

My friend one minute later: *posts a thousand shitty memes in the group chat*

Me: What a STEMlord

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2021