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YouTube comments section

A cesspit of waste.

If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.
I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
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Crymax

Sex that feels so incredibly good that you start to tear up from the overwhelming pleasure during the edge of climaxing.

The term doesn't necessarily have to apply to sex. Could be anything that gets you off or that pleasures the senses.
Man, that cheeseburger from the gourmet restaurant was so fucking good that I started to crymax after savoring just one bite.

Jenna pandered his boyfriend's foot fetish by letting him worship her feet. Minutes later he crymaxed so hard from the overwhelming sense of euphoria.
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😬

I always thought this face is used when someone says or does something that makes you cringe or wanna say 'yikes'. Can also be applied to awkward social situations that leave you speechless, like when someone does a faux pas.
guy on the street: *drops his popsicle on the ground but picks it up and continues eating it*
me: 😬
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2022
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Have my babies

An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.

It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."

"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."

"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
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Saliva

A lubricating fluid secreted from the mouth. Saliva is tasteless in the mouth but smells nasty as fuck when dried on the skin or on your pillow case. Despite how icky saliva smells externally, it is a very popular choice as a personal lubricant (and the only possible choice of lubricant in fellatio).
(Friend 1 invites Friend 2 over for the night)
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 6, 2021
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Shinrikyo Aum

An evil Japanese cult that was responsible for the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin attack, which leaked Sarin gas on many subway routes, killing 14 and injuring 1000+ others. A large portion of those injured was said to have a permanent degrading of their vision.

What's even more shocking is that there are still people who follow this odious cult. And to think they associate themselves under the wholesome and peaceful religion of Buddhism. Fucking disgusting.....
Man 1: Do you admit Shinrikyo Aum is responsible for the deaths of many innocent lives?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: Do you admit the leader of the cult was essentially a nutjob?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: Ok, so you will leave the cult then?
Man 2: No
Man 1: Boi, you should really go see a therapist and get that cognitive dissonance checked, cus that's pretty fucked up.
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Sexual Deviant

Someone whose sexual interests and preferences involve anything but vanilla, oral, or anal sex.
Kyle is a sexual deviant who is known to fuck people's armpits.

Paul is a sexual deviant who likes to sandwich his dong against two lubed up dinner plates and perform a bit of an in-n-out.

Jenny is a sexual deviant who finds sexual pleasure only through wallowing in gooey filthy mud while naked.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 30, 2021
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