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Dialectic

1) Fancy academic term for the inquiry of truths in an opinion

2) See: Hegelian dialectic, Dialectical materialism, Hegelianism

1) The two exchanged dialectics with regards to the recent statements made by the president.

2) For Hegel, the concrete, the synthesis, the absolute, must always pass through the phase of the negative, in the journey to completion, that is, mediation. Day must always be met with night; either one cannot stay forever. A peaceful kingdom will always be met with a violent revolution. The sun will eventually explode and earth will ultimately become stardust for yet another star and its planetary system. Nothing is stagnant or fixed in the grand scheme of things; its current state is the reflection and outcome of a long chain of events in the past, and is still destined to an endless cycle of renewal. This is the essence of what is popularly called Hegelian dialectics.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 23, 2021

Sex appeal

The properties and characteristics of an individual that one regards as sexually stimulating. Differs wildly between guys and girls, and even more so when taking kinks and fetishes into account.

Dude friend 1: Yo check out that hot chick at your 8' o clock
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 9, 2020

r/copypasta

The internet's biggest copypasta archive. Also a great place to disguise your personal rants and/or unpopular opinions as a copypasta.

I had a controversial opinion that I wanted to share on r/unpopularopinion, but didn't want to get any backlash so I posted it on r/copypasta instead where nobody took it seriously.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2021

Erik Menendez

A guy who (along with his brother Lyle) committed homicide on his parents as a result of chronic sexual abuse and was defending for his life. Although it is tempting to label it as manslaughter, the planning was 100% deliberate and thus a first-degree homicide.

Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.

Boomers: Fuck Erik Menendez, filthy scumbag who killed his own parents!!!

Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2021

feminine penis

Someone who has a penis and who identifies as a female.

Shelby is a female and has a penis, therefore she has a feminine penis.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

Seizure

1) When someone involuntarily drops down on the floor and flops like a fish; a muscle spasm or convulsion.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.

Dude 1: Hey you free today?
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022

Scene kid

Literally the epitome of the mid-to-late 2000s. A style and subculture that was/is highly criticized but now brings back memories of a more simpler time. And tbh, I would rather have scene kids than today's tiktok kids, which are 10x worse.

You know when someone is truly a scene kid when they're still rocking the scene look today, which technically makes them non-conformists now.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 7, 2022