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A very socially desirable trait to have, especially on the internet or in a ghetto. However, the importance of integrity is often way too overemphasized in places such as an elementary school. It would be great if elementary school principles could stop over-preaching the importance of integrity because no kid really gives a shit until around high school. How about upholding some other equally desirable values such as conscientiousness or impartiality.
Literally every elementary/middle school principle during an assembly: I N T E G R I T Y
Me: Integrity deez nuts!!! gOtEm
Me: Integrity deez nuts!!! gOtEm
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 16, 2021
"Gluck gluck" is an onomatopoeia for the sound of liquid being poured into a container. It does not mean anything else, according to the oxford dictionary of officially recognized words.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was thirsty AF.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 5, 2020
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2023
In retrospect, one of the greatest operating systems ever created. It was simple, it was modern, and it performed flawlessly (unlike Win 10 which is constantly riddled with bugs). It is ironic how Windows 10 adopted a more minimal user interface design, yet it is twice as more convoluted to use than Windows 7.
Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.
Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.
Man I miss Windows 7. Although I like the design and function of Windows 10 (and 11), I really do miss the old Aero UI with the glass-paneled taskbar and such. I also miss those Win 7 themes that had those UI sound effects that change with it.
And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.
(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)
And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.
(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 28, 2021
When ur just tryna study for your finals but the damn kids outside AND above your floor are being so fucking annoying.
me: *trying really hard to study*
the kids living above me: *makes loud thumping noises*
me: f.........
the kids outside: *screaming and yelling*
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
the kids living above me: *makes loud thumping noises*
me: f.........
the kids outside: *screaming and yelling*
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 9, 2022
The stupid ideological lens that most millennials look through nowadays. Most often expressed in the form of pessimistic sentiments such as "XXXX was a horrible year, I hope next year will be better". Ironically they say that for every year regardless, as they'll always find something horrible that happened.
The opposite of declinism is looking at the world through rose-tinted glasses. Both opposites are bad.
The correct view is to fully embrace in the good aspects while still acknowledging the bad.
The opposite of declinism is looking at the world through rose-tinted glasses. Both opposites are bad.
The correct view is to fully embrace in the good aspects while still acknowledging the bad.
After Trump became president at the end of 2016, it seems that the broad population of young American adults have slowly started adopting the view of declinism.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 7, 2021
A more extreme version of Pinch and Roll. When pinching and rolling isn't enough to stop the itch, instead you dig the nails of your index and/or middle fingers deep into the flesh of your scrotum, all the while pinching with your thumb in the desired location to provide a supporting surface.
Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).
It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.
Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).
It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.
Bob's balls were unusually itchier than usual, so he used the pinch and dig method to soothe his monstrous itch. He ended up with an extremely tingly ballsack and got a huge boner henceforth.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020