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exply

The opposite term of "imply". Exply more or less means the same thing as explain or explicate; to make things clear.
Apparently the little child didn't know that this was an adults-only area, so the staff had to exply to him.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2019
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Shut the fuck up

A very strong and empowering phrase that, once spoken, completely annihilates all perceived bullshit within its proximity.
Stupid e-girl: heyyyyy! Wanna see some nudes?? 😋😊
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*
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🥰

For girls this emoji is as innocent as a sweet summer child, but for guys it's a whole different story. And for all the real degenerates out there, it can get used in the most objectionable way possible.
Normal girl A: Look at my new french manicure!!
Normal girl B: Ouuuuu so cute!🥰

Degen girlfriend: *farts in her bf's face*
Degen boyfriend: Ooooooo 🥰
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 10, 2022
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deceived

I was deceived 6 months ago by an e-girl who I paid to see a custom video. She seemed well-intentioned, but once I sent that Amazon GC she immediately abandoned my texts.
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Serotonin

A neurotransmitter that is most known for regulating mood.

While the release of serotonin has been commonly associated with producing feelings of happiness and content, it is a misconception that this is its primary function (it's not). Serotonin's range of functions in the human body are very broad and complex. The chemical plays a crucial role in cognition, memory, reward, and learning as well as numerous physiological processes such as vomiting and the constriction of blood vessels. Without Serotonin, you probably would not even be alive.
Person 1: This video gives me so much serotonin.
Person 2: Same! I can feel the good vibes flow through me.
Me: I hate to be a party pooper, but FYI Serotonin isn't entirely responsible for giving you "the good vibes". What you are describing is a complex rush of hormones and neurotransmitters made up of serotonin as well as dopamine, oxytocin, and other endorphins. These are commonly referred to as your "happy hormones".
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nodar kumaritashvili

Nodar Kumaritashvili was a Georgian luger who suffered a fatal crash during a training run for the 2010 Winter Olympics competition in Whistler, Canada, on the day of the opening ceremony.
I mourned for Nodar Kumaritashvili's death.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2015
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Brontosaurus

A very confusing genus of dinosaurs. Why? Because people first thought the Brontosaurus was a separate genus and species. Then for decades people debunked the dinosaur as just another species of Apatosaurus, but now research yet again proves the existence of Brontosaurus.

So YES, the brontosaurus DOES exist (circa 2015).
People in the early 20th century: The Brontosaurus exists!
People in the late 20th century: There's no such thing as Brontosaurus, it's just a trendy term for the dinosaur Apatosaurus.

People after 2015: Now hold your horses, recent research shows the Brontosaurus actually DOES exist.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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