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Moondrop

1) One of the main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. It is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for its exceptional sound quality and its cute anime-themed packaging.
Unlike most mainstream earphone brands, Moondrop has tuned its earphones to sound neutral, meaning there is no artificial emphasis on the bass and treble. This makes them sound much more natural, detailed and lifelike. Their budget models beats the living heck outta most cheap earphones at your local store. They also have premium models up to $1000, which is targeted more for diehard audiophiles.
1) *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS

2) Instead of buying a Skullcandy Ink'd ($15) from his local Walmart, Joe the well-informed consumer bought the Moondrop Spaceship ($20) from Aliexpress because it was objectively a better run for his money.
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suschamp

Short form for ๐˜€๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฝ

Also a hypothetical emote used to convey something that is both suspicious and arousing excitement or shock.
Sabrina: Hmmm I wonder why the teacher isn't here yet, she's never the one to arrive late
Joseph: that's kinda suschamp ngl
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 29, 2021
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Because I said so

A thought-terminating clichรฉ used by authoritarian parents to suppress disobedience and critical thinking in children. Often most seen in Asian parents.
Child: Can I get a switch for my 14th birthday? All my friends have one and I wanna play with them at recess

Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 25, 2021
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VLC Media Player

The little orange traffic cone that could.

Created in 2001 by VideoLAN, a non-profit organization, VLC is probably one of the best programs to ever exist and never fails to deliver. Because of its wide support for all types of media files and codecs, it is always reliable no matter what you throw at it. It offers much snappier performance than the default video player on Windows, especially for high-bitrate files. And the best part is that it's free and open-source.

VLC is like a long-time friend that you can always trust and depend on. Long live VLC.
VLC media player is the most wholesome software ever. Every time I see that orange traffic cone pop up after the video ends, I feel right at home.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 31, 2021
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Herbicide

Herbicide
her bi cide

Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.

Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.
Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever

Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided

Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.
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POV

An acronym that does not mean what you think it means. It means perspective, viewpoint, outlook, etc. It is NOT another word for "plot twist"!!!! Smh people.
Kid 1: Holy shit that ending tho.
Kid 2: POV: he turned into a zombie and ate everyone
Me: @Kid 2 What? Don't you mean plot twist instead of POV?
Kid 2: No
Me: Do you even know what POV means?
Kid 2: Yes
Me: No, you clearly don't. You say POV to indicate a personal opinion and you want people to hear you out. That wasn't a personal opinion, that was a plot twist because it suggests an alternative ending. Obviously you didn't want to say "I would argue that he turned into a zombie and ate everyone".

Me again: Here's an example of POV used correctly: "POV: bananas are better than apples". THAT'S how you use the term.
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1v1 me rust

This phrase can either refer to two things:

1) The map named 'Rust' on MW2/MW/CoDM, which is where the term originated
2) The game 'Rust', which is also an FPS

Each have their own backstory. The cod map is often where the most brutal bloodshed take place, while the game itself is brutal on a whole other level.
User 1: 1v1 me rust m8
User 2: Nah, not feeling enough balls today
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