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Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.
Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
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titmouse

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.
Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2021
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SUBtember

Twitch's grand scheme to derail No Simp September
The internet: Fuck yeah no simp september lets gooooo
Twitch: Oh shit that doesn't sound good for our business, guess we'll make all subs 20% off for the rest of september. SUBtember.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2021
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Osteopathy

There are two sides to Osteopathy.

Utilitarian speaking, osteopathy generally falls along the same lines as chiropractic, physiotherapy, massage therapy and maybe acupuncture. In the end, all of these practices aim to "fix" your body through some sort of coordinated physical manipulation of your muscles and bones; a strategic massage so to speak. And it obviously works because you can feel it. There are other nuances here and there, but generally you can't go wrong with either one.

Where osteopathy differs is in its ideological beliefs. It started out under the belief that manipulating the Fascia—a thin layer of muscle that links every part of the body with every other part—can relieve muscle pain and muscle tension inside the body. Remember, this is entirely ideologically-based; there is no actual proof.

Osteopathy (back in the 20th century) was initially more of a pseudoscience than anything, but now it's become a standardized evidenced-based practice (EBP). Truthfully, there is currently little scientific evidence to support osteopathy along with chiropractic. This is not to say that osteopathy is fake, because it obviously works wonders on our bodies. Perhaps further research and technological breakthroughs are needed to understand the true science behind it.
This is my detailed and exhaustive definition of Osteopathy.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 17, 2021
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Anti-consumerism

A counterculture/counterideology that opposes lavish consumerism. The ideas of anti-consumerism are mostly adopted by two seperate schools of thought: environmentalists and critical theorists.
Anti-consumerism implies being against the increasing development of shopping centers, shopping holidays such as black friday, and other forms of mindless capitalistic entertainment.
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McRib

A reoccuring limited-time burger from McDonald's that ISN'T made of rib but instead of restructured meat products such as heart, tripe, and stomach. It also contains Azodicarbonamide, which increases risk of breathing problems. They also look artificially manufactured and unpalatable when frozen, sort of like styrofoam.
Guy 1: After reading the truth about McRib, I still want to eat a McRib
Guy 2: I mean hey man, it's your choice, I sure as hell ain't eating that
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2021
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Cowlicker

Someone whose hair's cowlicks is incredibly obvious
Hey, look at that cowlicker over there, they should really use a haircut!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2023
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