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Amazon echo

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.

1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 15, 2021

MKBHD

Short for Marques Brownlee HD, the most famous smartphone and tech reviewer on YouTube. Has been delivering top-notch content since 2013.

Over the past decade, MKBHD went from a local YouTube tech reviewer to an internet celebrity. He has met many high-profile personalities ranging from Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Sundar Pichai, Kobe Bryant and deadmau5.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022

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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 30, 2022

STEMlord

An individual within the STEM program who is foolish into believing that having the knowledge and skillset of STEM puts them at a higher intellectual position compared to students from other university programs.

STEMlords might feel that they are more rational, but they aren't. In fact, a 2019 study done by a group of psychologists found that STEMlords are no more rational or shrewd than those in Arts and Humanities programs (e.g. Cultural studies). Bottom line, their sense of superiority is a placebo effect founded on the misguided belief/stereotype that STEM is the holy grail of education.

STEMlords can be found all over the internet, but most exclusively within the Reddit platform. They often appear as sarcastic and cynical, and have a taste for dark edgy meme humour. Most, if not all, have a custom-built PC setup, play OW or DOTA 2, and watch a bazillion of anime shows.

STEMlords should not be generalized to all STEM students.

Me: Hey wanna hang out and play some soccer?

My friend: Nah too busy gotta study, I'm not an Arts student like you y'know.

My friend one minute later: *posts a thousand shitty memes in the group chat*

Me: What a STEMlord

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2021

ISTP

Uhhh.... hello???? What is with all these unnecessarily hateful definitions LOL

I'm not an ISTP, but I sure as hell know for a fact that they are nothing like the recent nonsense being spewed out.

These hateful definitions do not reflect anything about ISTPs. However, it does reflect that the authors must be:
A) Extremely butthurt
B) Living inside their own bubble
C) Narcissists
D) Sociopaths (how ironic)
E) An absolute jackass of a person
...and most importantly...
F) a pathetic individual, likely an incel or hypermasculine misogynist, who still lives in their parent's basement.

Let's all press F for these sad individuals while the real ISTPs continue doing what they do best in life.

Bee: I just did my Myers-Briggs Personality Test!
Wendy: Nice! What did you get?
Bee: ISTP!
Wendy: Awesome!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021

Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky

"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 30, 2021

yarn

The number one thing kittens can't resist playing with despite knowing the consequences; basically kryptonite but for kittens.

*rolls ball of yarn in front of kitten*
Kitten: mus not plai wif teh yarn..... mus... resis...
*few seconds later*
Kitten: YARN!!!!!! *gets into a tangled mess*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2019