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1) The most boring brand of bread ever. They are so commonplace that even dollar stores sell them.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
1) I always consider the store's freshly baked bread first. If there's no bakery, then I'll settle with Dempster's I guess. But I'll never in my life buy wonderbread, mostly cus I never paid attention to it in the first place.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2022
Get the Wonderbread mug.A sentence or phrase used by someone (usually a kid) who becomes utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from their teacher or parents).
Mom: You need to do your homework young man and you need to get it done now.
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2020
Get the I know, I know mug.There appears to be quite a discrepancy between definitions here. Let me settle this once and for all.
๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐:
โ someone who refuses to wear a mask in public, get the vax, social distance, or follow other COVID safety guidelines.
๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ ๐๐ข๐๐ฆ ๐ก๐ข๐ง ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป:
โ someone who voluntarily chooses to wear a mask in public because of COVID (and not just to follow rules).
๐ข๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ฑ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ ๐บ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐น๐๐ฑ๐ฒ: someone hoarding essential supplies, someone wearing a mask in their own covid-free home (as seen in many tiktoks), someone who still uses the wrong definition of covidiot.
๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐:
โ someone who refuses to wear a mask in public, get the vax, social distance, or follow other COVID safety guidelines.
๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐บ ๐๐ข๐๐ฆ ๐ก๐ข๐ง ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป:
โ someone who voluntarily chooses to wear a mask in public because of COVID (and not just to follow rules).
๐ข๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ฑ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ ๐บ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐น๐๐ฑ๐ฒ: someone hoarding essential supplies, someone wearing a mask in their own covid-free home (as seen in many tiktoks), someone who still uses the wrong definition of covidiot.
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RIGHT USAGE:
Guy 1: *does not wear mask in a crowded bus*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop jeopardizing the safety of everyone on this bus and wear a mask!
โ WRONG USAGE:
Guy 1: *wears mask in a crowded party*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop ruining the fun and take off that mask or gtfo!
Guy 1: *does not wear mask in a crowded bus*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop jeopardizing the safety of everyone on this bus and wear a mask!
โ WRONG USAGE:
Guy 1: *wears mask in a crowded party*
Guy 2: Hey covidiot! Stop ruining the fun and take off that mask or gtfo!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022
Get the Covidiot mug.What people think it means: someone who is strong-willed to seek the truth in everything.
What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.
What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.
Truth Seeker: "Why do people keep on insisting to believe in these myths? There's only two genders and that's a fact. God this generation is full of morons."
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
Get the truth seeker mug.Generally, this is really just a fancy term for an essay. Alternatively, it can be used for an essay that's too good to be called an essay (especially if it's a rather grandiose critique on something).
1) Mom: Why you still up at 4am?
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow
2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow
2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2020
Get the Manifesto mug.To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.
See also: gaslighting
See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021
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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 1, 2021
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