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morb and chill

It's netflix and chill but morbier
Me: Hey girl wanna morb and chill?
Her: Sure, I do love some quality morbin' time
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Burger King

It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.

The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.
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Wall Street Journal

Ew. Just ew. Their editorials are hot garbage but probably THE worst part is their archaic subscription practice, which is an outright scam! Once subscribed there is no way to cancel it online, they don't even take email, you have to actually call them to cancel. And if you live outside of the US, well good luck finding the proper line.
Imagine owning a huge ass news corporation with their own mobile app, and yet they STILL don't give people the option to cancel their subscription via web or app. That's Wall Street Journal for ya.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 30, 2022
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My body is a temple

It's a metaphor for saying that one's body is sacred, and so one should treat it well and with respect, as you would to a sacred temple.

The phrase is usually used to justify one's sense of self-respect (dignity), and to express their discontent towards lending their body for other people's gain (or for monetary gains).
Example 1:

Cheeky guy: Hey beautiful, your body is so enticing, you should totally become a model for some magazine 😍
Her: Nah, my body is a temple, I prefer to keep it clean thank you.

Example 2:

Girl friend 1: Hey why are you taking pictures of your feet?
Girl friend 2: Oh it's for only OnlyFans followers, they pay big bucks to see my feet! You should totally join too and we can make cash together!
Girl friend 1: No thanks, my body is a temple.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2020
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Fake smile

A fake smile is the most giga chad move when somebody starts shit up with you for the stupidest reasons
Some short hoe: *in a jeering voice* Hey dumbass, you parked your car in the wrong spot!
Me: *instead of wasting my time explaining why I parked there, I give a fake smile and walk away*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022
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Skrrt Skrrt

An uncool way of saying vroom vroom. Seriously, nobody thought you were funny.

Synonyms: vroom vroom, beep beep
Person 1: Aight mate imma head out.

Person 2: Vroom Vroom

Person 3: Yeet

Person 4: Skrrt Skrrt

*Whole World Cringes*
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Pollinate

Kid 1: Did you see ma and pa pollinate on the sofa downstairs??
Kid 2: Yeah it was wild!!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2023
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