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Ouu

Something that zoomers often say, especially popular among females. It basically means the same thing as ooooh and oooOoo or even omg, just with the added benefit of sounding all cutesy and unbelievably cringy n stuff, I guess.
me: ouu I LOVE that new glossy pedi you just posted! 😍🥰🤤
madelyn: bruh
mugGet the Ouumug.

Flight attendant

The epitome of quality customer service. What all customer representatives should be like in every realm of business.
The way Jane was treated by the flight attendants was far superior to the "professional service" she received when she called her ISP to cancel her internet plan.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2023
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Microsoft Edge

Still kinda an awful browser even if it now shares the same DNA as chrome. Literally the first page that opens is a jumbled up mess of text and clickbaity news articles that I couldn't give zero fucks about. And the way it manages tabs is not my cup of tea.

It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.
Person 1: Wtf, Windows just told me to switch to Microsoft Edge
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM
mugGet the Microsoft Edgemug.

Home Owner

It literally means what it means
Cmon bruh are you seriously looking up 'Home Owner'?
mugGet the Home Ownermug.

clear-headed

To be clear-headed (or clear-minded) is to remain in a state of mind where one is free of negative, irrational, anxious and desirous thoughts.

When you are clear-headed you feel calm, rational, and completely aware and focused on the present moment. You are not preoccupied with any heavy or extraneous thoughts. You do not react, instead you proact.

This state of mind can be commonly experienced after sexual intercourse or after an intense nourishing workout. Other reliable ways of becoming clear-headed include intermittent fasting, going on a ketogenic diet, meditating, and practicing mindfulness. Alternatively, practicing catharsis can induce a temporary clear-headed state.

Things that prevent one from becoming clear-headed include: browsing social media, reading the latest news, eating lots of unhealthy sugary foods, and staying indoors all day.

The opposite of clear-headedness is brain fog.
After upon sudden realization that his life was like a ball of tangled yarn, Tom had enough. Firstly, he cut off all the sugary snacks and drinks he'd been eating every day and started going on a keto diet. He then managed to work out at the gym at least 5 days a week. He also deleted all his social media apps and anything else that was a distraction to his life.

After a month, Tom was not only healthy physically, but he was also in a clear-headed mental state. He could think clearly and rationally, and nothing could agitate him anymore.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 24, 2019
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LG

In the realm of Twitch streaming, LG is short for "last game", which is often used by streamers to indicate (to viewers or other streamers) that this will be their last game before they hop off or stream something else.
Streamer 1: great round boyos, gg
Streamer 2: ye
Streamer 3: Aight this is gonna be my LG
Streamer 1: Alright kewl
mugGet the LGmug.

Jacques Lacan

Imagine Sigmund Freud, but way more nuttier (as if Freud wasn't nutty enough). Thankfully, his theories and ideas escaped the realm of psychology and is more relevant to modern philosophical schools of thought.
Jacques Lacan formulated three stages of psychoanalytic experience: the Real, the Imaginary, and the Symbolic.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2023
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