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fek

A deadpan remark one says after getting fucked or upon realizing that they are fucked.
1)
> le me about to get a 10 kill streak
> gets killed by a noobtuber
> fek

2)
*me trying to walk as quiet as possible at 1am*
floorboard: *loud creaky noises*
me: fek
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Hey I'm morbin' here!

What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time
Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!
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TOS

TOS is short for Terms Of Service. Often used in conjunction with twitch, where someone or something violates the terms of service on twitch.
In-game dialogue: *says the n-word*
Streamer: TOS?!?!?!?!!?
Chat: TOS!!!!! POGCRAZY

(as you can see this means something violates with the terms of service)
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Miraidon

Miraidon

more like

me-ride-on deez nuts!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL KEKW ECKS DEE
Nerd A: Hey wanna see a cool video of miraidon?
Nerd B: Yeah sur—
Nerd A: MIRAIDON DEEZ NUTS

Nerd B: LOL XDDDD
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 9, 2022
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Anyone?

When the OP asks a question or request on a forum and nobody responds, so OP replies to the thread again with "Anyone?" It'd be wishing thinking to think someone would reply back this time, but more often than not the OP's thread will likely be ignored forever.

From the OP's perspective, feelings of resent will likely ensue.

From an outsider's perspective, they will either:
A) Cringe until sad, if the question or request was incredibly stupid or pathetic af
B) Also feel for the OP, if the question or request was reasonable or relatable
OP 1: Hi everyone! So I've been literally searching everywhere but could not find any website where people offer constructive feedback for other people's musical work. But now finally I found this subreddit (r/roastmytrack) and thought you guys would like to critique my new track that I made. I think I did really well on this one! Is there anything I can improve on? Any feedback is appreciated! Thanks!
*dead silence*
OP 1, two days later: Anyone?
*dead silence*

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OP 2: hiii everyone my name is jeff im really horny rn got 13 in dick anybody wanna be my bae?? 👅👅👅
OP 2: anyone?
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HYPERLINK BLOCKED

Hey my dog stole my HYPERLINK BLOCKED, do you know where it is?
No idea but check the. No idea but check the. 4 left.
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iPad Pro

A large tablet that wants to become a laptop but fails to do so. iPad Pros are mainly targeted towards the creative folks that like to draw. It's great for creativity and entertainment purposes, and while it's not a bad device to do work on, it still cannot rival laptops for sheer productivity (even in 2021). You might as well just get a Microsoft Surface or any 2-in-1 windows laptop instead.
John made the right choice and went for the Microsoft Surface Pro instead of an iPad Pro for his productivity needs.
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