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"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
Get the among us in real life mug.Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?
Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2022
Get the Epstein didn't kill himself mug.The reason why many phones released during 2018-2020 had a gigantic ugly ass pill-shaped notch on the top of the screen. You can blame Apple for this "innovative" trend. Thankfully Samsung refused to copy it.
iPhone X, along with the iPhone 7, are the biggest sinners in the smartphone world for introducing the notch and removing the headphone jack, respectively.
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Friend 1: Hey have you watched the newest season of Insert American TV show here?
Friend 2: No I can't because of the goddamn CRTC!
Friend 2: No I can't because of the goddamn CRTC!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2024
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COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.
The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.
Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.
COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.
The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.
Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.
Semi-woke Individual: If Martial Law were to happen, America would be akin to North Korea, and all the working class citizens of America would have to take a stand.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 17, 2020
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Bro 1: Who's ur favourite TechTuber?
Bro 2: LinusTechTips and MKBHD for sure
Bro 1: Oh nice, my favourite is MrMobile, you should definitely check him out as well.
Bro 2: LinusTechTips and MKBHD for sure
Bro 1: Oh nice, my favourite is MrMobile, you should definitely check him out as well.
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