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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022
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among us in real life

"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."

"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
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Epstein didn't kill himself

Means the same thing as "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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iPhone X

The reason why many phones released during 2018-2020 had a gigantic ugly ass pill-shaped notch on the top of the screen. You can blame Apple for this "innovative" trend. Thankfully Samsung refused to copy it.
iPhone X, along with the iPhone 7, are the biggest sinners in the smartphone world for introducing the notch and removing the headphone jack, respectively.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 9, 2024
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CRTC

Canada's own version of a dictatorship. The CRTC dictates what every Canadian can or cannot do/watch on the internet. In recent years, I've heard they are even making efforts to filter out content that isn't "Canadian" enough. Basically, the CRTC is the oppressor and the average Canadian citizen is the oppressed.
Friend 1: Hey have you watched the newest season of Insert American TV show here?
Friend 2: No I can't because of the goddamn CRTC!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2024
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Martial Law

Something that will most likely never happen in the US, as it would be considered highly unconstitutional.

COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.

The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.

Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.
Semi-woke Individual: If Martial Law were to happen, America would be akin to North Korea, and all the working class citizens of America would have to take a stand.
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TechTuber

A YouTuber that primarily caters to technology and consumer electronics. They often review smartphones, laptops, computers, peripherals, and other cool tech. TechTubers have become a very popular category of content creators this past decade. Examples of some well-known TechTubers include MKBHD, LinusTechTips, Unbox Therapy, JerryRigEverything, MrWhoseTheBoss, MrMobile, iJustine, and many more.
Bro 1: Who's ur favourite TechTuber?
Bro 2: LinusTechTips and MKBHD for sure
Bro 1: Oh nice, my favourite is MrMobile, you should definitely check him out as well.
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