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Smokahol

When you exhale smoke (generally from a spliff) into a bottle of liquor before attempting to simultaneously intake both the alcohol and the smoke. A portmanteau of smoke and alcohol.

Scott had so much smokahol last night, he got so wasted off both the smoke and the alcohol.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 5, 2020

Boomer Remover

It's a funny dysphemism for COVID-19 that rolls off the tongue quite easily.

(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)

Noobmaster69 used boomer remover on Putin! It was super effective!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 16, 2022

Digital Nomad

A type of lifestyle that is largely well-known nowadays. It is centered around the following tenets that:

1) You do not require or need a permanent home.
2) Everything can be achieved through online means.
3) YOU are the business. Without you, there is no business.

"Dave became a digital nomad and has henceforth been living his best life."

"Successful dropshippers are often digital nomads."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

:3

The ultimate emote for flexin' your soft boi energy in a lowkey way. Drop this emote in the snapchat squad to let 'em know you feelin' cute but not tryna make it weird. Especially powerful when paired with "uwu" to communicate the feels through an intentionally absurd pastiche that critiques societal norms through ironic recontextualization. Can also be used on twitter when you want people to know you've got an alt af aesthetic but don't wanna curse too hard and get canceled by the stans. Definitely a vibe to throw in your Tinder bio if you tryna attract the art hoes and eboys without seemin' too try-hard. Using ":3" is the most effeminate way to keep it chill while still lookin' like a snack for the other soft bois out there.

Jenny: Omg can you believe Kevin asked me out?! I thought he'd never get the courage :P

Megan: No way, that's crazy! But also not that surprising, I always thought he had a thing for you ;). So are you gonna say yes? :3

In this conversation, Megan uses ":3" lightheartedly and ambiguously. It softens any potentially intrusive questions and shows she's keeping an optimistic yet non-pushy perspective on her friend's dilemma. The ":3" hints that there may be more nuance to her responses without being overtly cryptic.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 3, 2023

Themself

An English word that for some damn reason sounds incorrect to our brain, is not listed as a word, gets spellchecked, but yet is perfectly correct grammar-wise.

Why it's not an officially recognized word (while its plural form is) is beyond me.

For example, in the sentence "the Church themself stated that...", the Church is a single entity and therefore can be used in its singular form.

Guy 1: You know what's even more stupid than Elon's tweets?

Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The fact that themself is not officially recognized as a word.
Guy 2: Frfr bro

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2023

Ching chang chong

A very racist pejorative used against Asian (mainly Chinese) people, about as offensive as "chink" or even exceeding it. Has been used by uneducated folks for decades. Presumably its usage is declining cause, well, it's 2022. Get with the times.

Some random rowdy boys: Hey! ching chang chong!
Me: grow up.

Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2022

What are your pronouns?

The new fashionable way of asking for somebody's gender. Not only is it great for trans and genderfluid people, but it's also much more non-offensive than simply straight up asking if they're a guy or a girl. You will have a much higher probability of knowing the other person's gender (typically an internet stranger) if you ask it this way.

WRONG
Stranger 1: Guy or girl?
Stranger 2: I prefer not to say.

CORRECT
Stranger 1: What are your pronouns?
Stranger 2: She/they!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 15, 2021