Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian's definitions

Deadnaming

The mere fact of calling a person by their old firstname when they've already legally changed names.

"Hey Wenfei"
"Ew stop calling me that. I recently changed my name to Joseph, remember?"
"Oh, right... sorry forgot."
"It's okay. I just hate my old name, it sounds so stupid and weird. I feel more like a Joseph, y'know."

Deadnaming

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 15, 2021

Yahoo Switcharoo

When ur friend leaves his laptop unattended so you set his browser homepage to Yahoo instead of Google.

When John left to go to the washroom, I gave his internet browser the ol' Yahoo Switcharoo.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2020

Deep Note

That awesome mind-blowing noise you hear in every movie theatre before the movie starts. It's the iconic sound where it starts off quiet but then crescendos into this epic sound comprised of 30 synths simultaneously playing the same note at a huge octave range. It is often accompanied by epic high-quality stunning visuals. When you hear that, you know you're in for a treat of the best cinematic experience ever!

Guy: I think I've just found the most pleasing sound in the entire world

Girl: What is it?

Guy: *plays THX Deep Note*

Girl: *immediately gets wet AF*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 25, 2020

Scab

Your body's own version of band-aid

Mom: Don't peel off that scab. Like a band-aid, it will fall off eventually.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".

Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022

Kerala

First of all, please ignore the definition written by 'Frog.Man', obviously the dude was butthurt towards a Keralan when they wrote that brain-dead comment.

Anyhow.... Kerala is known for its stunning backwaters, beaches, hill stations, and rich cultural heritage. It's famous for its high literacy rate, progressive social policies, Ayurveda, and diverse cuisine. Often referred to as "God's Own Country" due to its natural beauty and serene environment.

This definition, as well as the ones written in 2004, still hold true as of today (November 2024). Nothing has changed much.

"Hey I just got back from Kerala. The beaches were amazing, and the food was so fresh! I think I could retire there one day haha."

"Dude, you should go to Kerala if you're into nature and want to chill for a bit. The vibe is so peaceful."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024

Erik Menendez

A guy who (along with his brother Lyle) committed homicide on his parents as a result of chronic sexual abuse and was defending for his life. Although it is tempting to label it as manslaughter, the planning was 100% deliberate and thus a first-degree homicide.

Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.

Boomers: Fuck Erik Menendez, filthy scumbag who killed his own parents!!!

Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 29, 2021