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An oxymoron.
One simply does not use the words "open" and "AI" together to describe OpenAI. With Sam Altman's current hostile stance and their uncompetitive pricings (and the fact that GPT-4 isn't open-source), they really should be naming themselves closedAI.
One simply does not use the words "open" and "AI" together to describe OpenAI. With Sam Altman's current hostile stance and their uncompetitive pricings (and the fact that GPT-4 isn't open-source), they really should be naming themselves closedAI.
OpenAI? Fugget about it! I'd rather run a localized version of Deepseek on my server than paying a whopping $75/1M tokens for GPT4.5.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025
Get the OpenAImug. The most superior comeback. Can be used effectively against any other comeback, even the immortal "no u".
Dude 1: Ur mum gay
Dude 2: Okay and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*
Dude 3: That's pretty stupid bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Okay and?
Dude 4: ...
Dude 2: Okay and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*
Dude 3: That's pretty stupid bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Okay and?
Dude 4: ...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021
Get the Okay andmug. A very racist pejorative used against Asian (mainly Chinese) people, about as offensive as "chink" or even exceeding it. Has been used by uneducated folks for decades. Presumably its usage is declining cause, well, it's 2022. Get with the times.
Some random rowdy boys: Hey! ching chang chong!
Me: grow up.
Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬
Me: grow up.
Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2022
Get the Ching chang chongmug. The new fashionable way of asking for somebody's gender. Not only is it great for trans and genderfluid people, but it's also much more non-offensive than simply straight up asking if they're a guy or a girl. You will have a much higher probability of knowing the other person's gender (typically an internet stranger) if you ask it this way.
WRONG
Stranger 1: Guy or girl?
Stranger 2: I prefer not to say.
CORRECT
Stranger 1: What are your pronouns?
Stranger 2: She/they!
Stranger 1: Guy or girl?
Stranger 2: I prefer not to say.
CORRECT
Stranger 1: What are your pronouns?
Stranger 2: She/they!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 15, 2021
Get the What are your pronouns?mug. The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).
I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021
Get the Good-option dilemmamug. A very useful thing. I've heard some people say its cringe, but to me tone indicators are seriously useful for anyone who finds it hard to understand the true meaning or implications in someone's texts, especially someone you don't know well. I would go so far as to say it's an evolution in our way of communicating online. They should definitely be used more often for clarity purposes.
Possible scenario 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok
Person 1: ??
Person 2: what
Person 1: Is that like a genuine ok or a sarcastic one or...
Person 2: I just meant ok
Person 1: Ohh, gotcha. Sorry my brain kinda interpreted it like you thought I was bothering you😅
Possible scenario 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok /gen
Person 1:👍
The 2nd scenario was much less problematic.
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok
Person 1: ??
Person 2: what
Person 1: Is that like a genuine ok or a sarcastic one or...
Person 2: I just meant ok
Person 1: Ohh, gotcha. Sorry my brain kinda interpreted it like you thought I was bothering you😅
Possible scenario 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok /gen
Person 1:👍
The 2nd scenario was much less problematic.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 28, 2022
Get the Tone indicatorsmug. An unpleasant, unkempt, unrestrained, smutty, irritable, vain, and likely misogynistic man that you'd never wanna meet on the streets of bangkok or kabukicho.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 26, 2022
Get the sexpatmug.