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Pinch and Dig

A more extreme version of Pinch and Roll. When pinching and rolling isn't enough to stop the itch, instead you dig the nails of your index and/or middle fingers deep into the flesh of your scrotum, all the while pinching with your thumb in the desired location to provide a supporting surface.

Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).

It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.

Bob's balls were unusually itchier than usual, so he used the pinch and dig method to soothe his monstrous itch. He ended up with an extremely tingly ballsack and got a huge boner henceforth.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020

Take a picture, it'll last longer!

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.

Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020

Sex appeal

The properties and characteristics of an individual that one regards as sexually stimulating. Differs wildly between guys and girls, and even more so when taking kinks and fetishes into account.

Dude friend 1: Yo check out that hot chick at your 8' o clock
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 9, 2020

Unpopular Opinion

Basically every definition on Urban Dictionary that never got approved.

The fact that this is an unpopular opinion means that you'll probably never have the chance to read this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2020

lmsydtyjaomf

Let me suck your dick till you jizz all over my face

Boi: Hey bb what dat mouf do
Grill: lmsydtyjaomf and ill show you
Boi: Hnnnnnggg!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2020

PD Day

PD Day, aka Professional Development Day, aka the best day of school!! Students in elementary schools do not need to go to school on a PD day, cus the adults are busy doing adult stuff.

Teacher: Hey kids guess what?! It's going to be a PD day tomorrow!
Kids: YAYYYY!!!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 14, 2020

Yahoo Switcharoo

When ur friend leaves his laptop unattended so you set his browser homepage to Yahoo instead of Google.

When John left to go to the washroom, I gave his internet browser the ol' Yahoo Switcharoo.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2020