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Metaverse

Something that already existed beautifully in Persona 5 but Mark Zuckerberg wants to destroy this beautiful concept with stupid NFTs and gimmicky VR games. If you actually wanna experience the metaverse, go play persona 5. This ain't it chief.
Guy 1: Are you excited about the metaverse?
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 24, 2022
mugGet the Metaversemug.

osmium

1) A hard, brittle, bluish-white metal. It is the densest (heaviest) naturally occurring element of all known elements, with a density of 22.59 g per cubic cm.

2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.
1) Did you know that Osmium was once used in phonograph needles?

2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2019
mugGet the osmiummug.

Morb off

A phrase suggesting someone to kindly remove themselves from the surrounding premises.
Person 1: Hey can I come morb with you guys?
Person 2: No, morb off!
mugGet the Morb offmug.

Pollinate

Kid 1: Did you see ma and pa pollinate on the sofa downstairs??
Kid 2: Yeah it was wild!!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2023
mugGet the Pollinatemug.

CRTC

Canada's own version of a dictatorship. The CRTC dictates what every Canadian can or cannot do/watch on the internet. In recent years, I've heard they are even making efforts to filter out content that isn't "Canadian" enough. Basically, the CRTC is the oppressor and the average Canadian citizen is the oppressed.
Friend 1: Hey have you watched the newest season of Insert American TV show here?
Friend 2: No I can't because of the goddamn CRTC!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2024
mugGet the CRTCmug.

iPhone 12

If the iPhone 5S (2013) and the iPhone 11 (2019) had a baby, their baby would be the iPhone 12. There is nothing amazing nor abominable to say about the 12. The usual caveats are present (e.g. higher price), but the sharp and squared-off sides is quite a nice refreshing design choice in my opinion.

Oh, and this is the first iPhone to feature magsafe charging which, more importantly, means that your iPhone is magnetic and you can stick it onto any magnetic surface. Why? Because magnets, man!
Can your iPhone do this? *takes X-ray photo with the OnePlus 8 Pro*
No, but it can do this *sticks iPhone 12 onto a giant magnet*
Oh shit, that is kinda cool tbh.

(this example is /s )
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
mugGet the iPhone 12mug.

Sigma variant

The SARS-CoV-2 variant that comes after Omnicron.
Reporter: February 24, 2022 — experts have detected sightings of a new SARS-CoV-2 variant in the outskirts of Bangkok. They are naming it the Sigma variant because it sounds more cooler than Rho or Tau.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
mugGet the Sigma variantmug.

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