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Fidel Castro

It hasn't been said here yet, but this schmuck of a dictator died on November 25, 2016. He reigned Cuba far too long.

Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021
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trap

1) The worst EDM genre ever.
2) The worst EDM genre ever.
3) The worst EDM genre ever.
"Hey I heard you like EDM, you listen to trance?"
"No but I listen to trap music"
"Ewww" *Unfriends*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022
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The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well
*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Baby Making Music

(abbreviated as BMM) Music that gets you in the mood for sexy time. There is no defining characteristic of BMM, it is completely subjective and dependant on each person's musical preferences.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so weird, he gets turned on whenever Britney Spears starts playing haha
Girl 2: Easy for you to say, my boyfriend gets mad hard whenever I play the soviet union national anthem. He says it is his preferred Baby Making Music.
Girl 1: I hate it here.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2021
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Jacques Lacan

Imagine Sigmund Freud, but way more nuttier (as if Freud wasn't nutty enough). Thankfully, his theories and ideas escaped the realm of psychology and is more relevant to modern philosophical schools of thought.
Jacques Lacan formulated three stages of psychoanalytic experience: the Real, the Imaginary, and the Symbolic.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2023
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LG

In the realm of Twitch streaming, LG is short for "last game", which is often used by streamers to indicate (to viewers or other streamers) that this will be their last game before they hop off or stream something else.
Streamer 1: great round boyos, gg
Streamer 2: ye
Streamer 3: Aight this is gonna be my LG
Streamer 1: Alright kewl
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mobile gaming

Mobile gaming used to be really good in the early 2010s, but nowadays they either fall into one of the following categories:

1) Cheap and trashy games that are littered with ads and poorly optimised. These types of games spread like cancer in the app/play store and are mostly based on arcade concepts of more successful titles (e.g. candy crush, coin pushers, bubble shooters, etc). They are often made by some unknown developer with the sole intention of making profit. Many of them have fake 5-star reviews.
2) Pay to win games that are set-up to become nearly impossible to beat unless you pay.
3) Games that adhere to some sort of EXP leveling or reward system. Most of the old titles like fruit ninja have adopted this system, which ruins what used to make these games really fun.
4) Games that claim they will give you money for playing, but are actually a scam.

The days of pure uninterrupted mobile gaming are now gone. The only good reputable mobile games out there are from indie developers, which are mainly seen on the Google Play Store.
Guy 1: You see brad over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...?
Guy 1: He likes mobile gaming
Guy 2: Ewwwwwww
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 10, 2021
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