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1) "Dammit my PC is running so slow, I really need to upgrade the RAM"
2) "People often use PC language when referring to people with disabilities"
3) "Don't forget to include your P.C. in the address so the package can be delivered correctly"
4) "I'll catch up with you later, man. Pc!"
2) "People often use PC language when referring to people with disabilities"
3) "Don't forget to include your P.C. in the address so the package can be delivered correctly"
4) "I'll catch up with you later, man. Pc!"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 3, 2023
Get the PC mug.AliExpress is a very popular online global shopping platform based in China. It is known for having literally anything and everything you could ever possibly think about buying. It's also a great place to discover new wacky stuff that you never ever knew existed.
The great thing about AliExpress is that the prices are dirt cheap, but the products are not necessarily. You can find many above-average quality items from well-known Chinese brands that you simply cannot find on similar platforms like Wish.com or even eBay. And to be fair, while AliExpress does contain its fair share of low quality trash, the range of products are so diverse and plentiful that low quality items stick out like a sore thumb. Like a real store, AliExpress often curates its selection, moving the best quality items to the top of the page.
People may be doubtful of the shipping times, but honestly it's not that bad. The great thing is that the majority of items on Aliexpress (at least items that cost over $6) offer fast shipping methods such as ePacket or AliExpress Standard Shipping, which takes 2-4 weeks to arrive. And even with the economical methods it'll arrive sooner than you think.
Overall AliExpress is a much more elaborate and sophisticated version of wish.com in every way. If you plan to save a lot of money but also want decent quality, AliExpress is the way to go.
The great thing about AliExpress is that the prices are dirt cheap, but the products are not necessarily. You can find many above-average quality items from well-known Chinese brands that you simply cannot find on similar platforms like Wish.com or even eBay. And to be fair, while AliExpress does contain its fair share of low quality trash, the range of products are so diverse and plentiful that low quality items stick out like a sore thumb. Like a real store, AliExpress often curates its selection, moving the best quality items to the top of the page.
People may be doubtful of the shipping times, but honestly it's not that bad. The great thing is that the majority of items on Aliexpress (at least items that cost over $6) offer fast shipping methods such as ePacket or AliExpress Standard Shipping, which takes 2-4 weeks to arrive. And even with the economical methods it'll arrive sooner than you think.
Overall AliExpress is a much more elaborate and sophisticated version of wish.com in every way. If you plan to save a lot of money but also want decent quality, AliExpress is the way to go.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021
Get the AliExpress mug.Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021
Get the Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world mug.Short form for ๐๐๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ด๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ๐บ๐ฝ
Also a hypothetical emote used to convey something that is both suspicious and arousing excitement or shock.
Also a hypothetical emote used to convey something that is both suspicious and arousing excitement or shock.
Sabrina: Hmmm I wonder why the teacher isn't here yet, she's never the one to arrive late
Joseph: that's kinda suschamp ngl
Joseph: that's kinda suschamp ngl
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 29, 2021
Get the suschamp mug.A thought-terminating clichรฉ used by authoritarian parents to suppress disobedience and critical thinking in children. Often most seen in Asian parents.
Child: Can I get a switch for my 14th birthday? All my friends have one and I wanna play with them at recess
Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!
Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 25, 2021
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Created in 2001 by VideoLAN, a non-profit organization, VLC is probably one of the best programs to ever exist and never fails to deliver. Because of its wide support for all types of media files and codecs, it is always reliable no matter what you throw at it. It offers much snappier performance than the default video player on Windows, especially for high-bitrate files. And the best part is that it's free and open-source.
VLC is like a long-time friend that you can always trust and depend on. Long live VLC.
Created in 2001 by VideoLAN, a non-profit organization, VLC is probably one of the best programs to ever exist and never fails to deliver. Because of its wide support for all types of media files and codecs, it is always reliable no matter what you throw at it. It offers much snappier performance than the default video player on Windows, especially for high-bitrate files. And the best part is that it's free and open-source.
VLC is like a long-time friend that you can always trust and depend on. Long live VLC.
VLC media player is the most wholesome software ever. Every time I see that orange traffic cone pop up after the video ends, I feel right at home.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 31, 2021
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her bi cide
Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.
Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.
her bi cide
Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.
Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.
Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever
Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided
Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.
Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided
Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 11, 2020
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