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Wet And Messy

Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).

Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).

This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.

This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.

My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022

Kijiji

An online classifieds site owned by eBay; the Canadian equivalent to Craigslist.

I went on Kijiji and bought some clothes

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 4, 2019

nvm

Nvm is a short way of saying never mind.

Yeah it's okay I barely knew the slang either.

Me: Hey can I share your textbook?
Her: Sure
Me: Oh nvm I found smby else

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2022

Cultural reset

A single point in time that serves as a reference point to indicate a significant shift in popular culture. The point in time often refers to a specific real-world event that is tremendously influential, so much so that it profoundly affects and reshapes popular and mainstream culture. Usually, a cultural reset is promptly followed by a new Zeitgeist (which means "the defining spirit or mood of a particular period of history as shown by the ideas and beliefs").

Trump winning the 2016 election is a clear-cut example of a cultural reset. After this point in time, pop culture became increasingly more fixated on politics and social justice. Internet memes went through a complete terrible overhaul. Pop music began to shift from inspirational to silly frivolous tunes (both musically and lyrically). And people have started adopting a more critical view towards what they read on the news.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 23, 2021

802.11ax

The latest version of WiFi, also known as WiFi 6. It gives out much faster speeds than WiFi 5 (802.11ac) and supports much higher capacity of connections. You don't need a WiFi 6 router to experience faster speeds, even just having a WiFi 6 card can see a drastic improvement.

I installed a new 802.11ax WiFi PCIe card into my PC and now I get much faster speeds than before

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 3, 2022

Stubborn

An absolute asshole of a person who doesn't do or listen to shit unless they want/feel like to. The worst kind of stubborn people aren't the kind that talk back, but rather the ones that are silent and don't acknowledge the shit you request or say. They don't even tell you why, they just go about their usual day (or in my case, they leave you on read).

Reese: I think microwave ovens are sexy
Girl: Cool
Reese: That's not weird right?

Girl: Not at all
Reese: So... you cool with that?
Girl: Yes
Reese: Can I see your microwave then?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Hello?
Girl: ?
Reese: I said can I see your microwave?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Can you at least tell me the color of your microwave?
Girl: black
Reese: Oh okay, may I please see your microwave??? 🥺
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: FFFFFUUUUUUU........
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Tom: Hey bro
Reese: You know what I fucking hate Tom?
Tom: What
Reese: Stubborn people, they're so fucking cringe.
Tom: Yeah agreed.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 27, 2021

Degen Hours

When someone living in NA goes to sleep during the same hours that Australians go to sleep.

You know you're in the degen hours when you and ur Aussie friend have the same sleeping schedule.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2022