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When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASSโ
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASSโ
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
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The auto tuning is most noticeable when the vocalist (usually male) suddenly sings at a really high octave with varied pitches.
The auto tuning is most noticeable when the vocalist (usually male) suddenly sings at a really high octave with varied pitches.
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Get the shiii mug.A rather corny and exaggerated term for a mere used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has had intense emotional connections with the item, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)
Marketplace listing: Panasonic microwave, condition is previously loved.
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???
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2) A Chinese earphone brand known for its exceptional sound quality and its cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.
2) A Chinese earphone brand known for its exceptional sound quality and its cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.
1) *turns light off*
Sundrop: NOOO WHY'D U DO THAT??
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS
2) Me: Hey try these Moondrop earphones
Her: Nah bro I'm fiโ
Me: *shoves earphones into her ears*
Her: wtf, how is this actually good
Sundrop: NOOO WHY'D U DO THAT??
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS
2) Me: Hey try these Moondrop earphones
Her: Nah bro I'm fiโ
Me: *shoves earphones into her ears*
Her: wtf, how is this actually good
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The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.
Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.
Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.
If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐".
The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.
Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.
Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.
If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐".
Person 1: The left can't meme!
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is ๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is ๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
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