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Who left

Some person: Hey! Who left thiโ€”
Me: Your mom
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Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
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Scene kid

Literally the epitome of the mid-to-late 2000s. A style and subculture that was/is highly criticized but now brings back memories of a more simpler time. And tbh, I would rather have scene kids than today's tiktok kids, which are 10x worse.
You know when someone is truly a scene kid when they're still rocking the scene look today, which technically makes them non-conformists now.
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Seizure

1) When someone involuntarily drops down on the floor and flops like a fish; a muscle spasm or convulsion.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.
Dude 1: Hey you free today?
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022
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ACAB

Stands for:
1) Apple Computers Are Bad.

2) Apple Computers Are Boring.
Guy 1: I need a new computer soon, I think I'm gonna get the new Mac Studio
Guy 2: Bruh why
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because ACAB man! Just build a custom PC, it's a better bang for your buck and plus it just looks more cooler.
Guy 1: But I'm used to MacOS
Guy 2: I'll turn it into a hackintosh for you
Guy 1: But isn't that technically illegal?
Guy 2: Dude.... please don't make this harder than it has to be.
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Imprinting

Psychologically speaking, imprinting is when a younger person (typically a child) follows in the footsteps of the first person they interact with early in their life. It could be their mother, big brother or big sister. When the child views that person as their role model, they have essentially imprinted onto them. The said child fantasizes about being like their role model, being intimate with their role model (e.g. hugging), and willing to do anything they ask. This happens not only in humans but also in animals (e.g. baby chicks following and copying their mother duck after hatching).

Going off of that, you could say that in general, imprinting is the act of looking up to a person and viewing them as their idol, often to an excessive and subservient degree.
Imprinting often happens when you crush on someone for the first time. You just wanna be like them, be with them, and have everything to do with them. When they're put in the same group as you, you suddenly feel a strong sense of devotion. That is the essence of imprinting.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 2, 2022
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RARBG

๐— ๐˜† ๐Ÿฏ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป:

RARBG is a torrenting site that was shut down by the owners on May 31, 2023.

It was hands down objectively one of the best torrenting site for movies. They had super high quality rips that you just couldn't find elsewhere (i.e. 20GB+ file sizes). Overall, they did many things right that other torrent sites simply lacked, such as introducing H.265 formats, listing the movie metadata on the torrent page, or a conveniently-placed section of all the latest popular movies.

The only thing that won't be missed is those rowdy discussion threads. It was like a circlejerk for hundreds of cis-males (likely 20s to early 40s) to vent their hatred towards women, minorities and everything else they perceive as woke. Literally every comment on every damn movie torrent has to have someone criticizing how woke a movie is, or some satirical joke. And if someone has an opinion that goes against the RARBG hivemind, people start dogpiling on them. It's like 4chan.

Moderation was also wack AF. I've had a total of five router changes these past 5 years, and for every new IP address I've been promptly banned from the comments for just expressing an opinion about the comments. And yet they just let the dozens of other toxic, distasteful commenters run amok.

๐—ง๐—Ÿ;๐——๐—ฅ ๐—ฅ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—•๐—š ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—š๐—ข๐—”๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ง๐—ฃ๐—•... ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป. ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€. ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐˜€. ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€.
The last message from the site owners, as seen on RARBG.to, explaining the reason behind the shut down:

"Hello guys,
We would like to inform you that we have decided to shut down our site.
The past 2 years have been very difficult for us - some of the people in our team died due to covid complications,
others still suffer the side effects of it - not being able to work at all.
Some are also fighting the war in Europe - ON BOTH SIDES.
Also, the power price increase in data centers in Europe hit us pretty hard.
Inflation makes our daily expenses impossible to bare.
Therefore we can no longer run this site without massive expenses that we can no longer cover out of pocket.
After an unanimous vote we've decided that we can no longer do it.
We are sorry :(
Bye"
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