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Bean

A synonym for an among us character, because they look like beans I guess

During a meeting:
Red: So I saw blue vent in electrical....
Blue: He's lying! I swear I'm a good little bean!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

Penile degloving

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.

I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2022

Reductio Ad Absurdum

Reductio Ad Absurdum (Latin for "reduction to absurdity") is a logical argument that refutes a statement by proving that the premise would lead to a logically absurd and ridiculous conclusion.

Another great phrase to use against flat-earthers and other conspiracy nutjobs alike.

Flat-earther: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!!

Me, an intellectual: Oh yeah, then explain how nobody has ever fallen off the edge of the earth. Reductio Ad Absurdum.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 30, 2021

Tier 4 sub

Does not exist.

Random_user_A: hey man you're making some great content, I'd love to go above and beyond and sub to you at tier 4, but don't have enough money yet :(
Random_user_B: Tier 4 sub? The highest is tier 3
Random_user_A: yeah thats what I meant
Random_user_B: I mean it's up to you if you're feeling it, just note that tier 3 has little to no perks
...
Streamer: *reads chat* "Oh thank you Random_user_A! But you really don't have to if you can't"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 2, 2021

Index-Pinky Scratch

The index-pinky scratch is a ball scratching technique that involves only using your index and pinky finger to scratch your ballsack. Using the hand that you pee with, you fold the middle & ring finger downwards, leaving only the index, pinky and thumb sticking out. Then you reach for the bottom of your ballsack and start dragging your index and pinky upwards, slowly and intensely. This method targets the itchy area much more effectively with needle-like precision. Note that this only works best with moderate-long nails.

I used the index-pinky scratch technique to soothe my itchy balls and have never felt better.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2022

Unabomber

Contrary to popular belief, the Unabomber was more of a domestic terrorist rather than a psychopath. As with all terrorists, his motive to kill was purely ideological. He was severely critical towards technological advancement and how—in a way—technology would corrupt society. It might've seemed like an absurd and irrational critique 30, 20 or even 10 years ago, but now in 2021 where nomophobia is a real thing, the Unabomber's critique isn't that far off (just minus the terrorizing part).

If the Unabomber didn't choose the unnecessarily violent path, he would've made a great point. Many theorists have talked about the paradox of technology, where technology has freed us, but yet at the same time has enslaved us.

It is recommended to read Neil Postman's "Technopoly: the surrender of culture to technology" to understand more about this paradox.

The Unabomber was an unhinged thinker whose ideas were woke, but whose actions were flawed.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2021

Language LARPing

When somebody on the internet writes in a langauge (mainly non-Latin) that they absolutely know nothing about. It is either garbled nonsense or something understandable translated via Google translate, but mostly the former.

boi_amogus: 암얼봉쪙똠힝뻬안으어어으 😲😂😂

xDuncan89: @boi_amogus What you typed doesn't even make sense in Korean. Gtfo with that language LARPing dude.

boi_amogus: @xDuncan89 옴와?? 왕여알옴우준잉윷ᄃ꺽!!!!

Wilbur H: @boi_amogus Bro I am Korean and can confirm what you said is absolute gibberish. Can you not?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 5, 2022