Mary's definitions

african engineering

the half assed way of fixing something with anything that is at hand so that it works

I didn't have all the screws to put it back together so I used african engineering to keep it from falling apart.

by Mary March 10, 2003

jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

by Mary June 27, 2004

Mrs.Right

who i want to be when i grow up

i want to marry Mr.Right so i can be Mrs.Right

by Mary April 14, 2005

he gots hands

A guy who has good strong hands for fingering a girl.

Damn, he got hands, he made me cum like 5 times.

by Mary February 1, 2005

Jarve

A synonym for jerk

That guy is such a jarve.

by Mary July 26, 2004

gloriosky

a medium sized, white cat who chews on things

"gawd u are acting soooooo gloriosky"

by mary February 1, 2004

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

by mary January 8, 2005