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Definitions by Mary

Piddle Pipe 

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).
I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns
Piddle Pipe by Mary March 13, 2005
a device in which you drink beer from
"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"
funnel by mary February 24, 2005

Saint Mary's School

'Neath a grove of stately oak trees, these girls grow up surrounded by the best of what Raleigh has to offer. With highly educated teachers and the finest cuisine, the young women are given opportunities like no other. Along with the educated teacher, these "saints" are able to meet the a-listers of the world... like Cokie Roberts. After her visit, many girls were heard saying, "Cokie for President" or "Theo Rules". Make fun all you want, but we don't see Cokie speaking at Broughton.
guy 1: hey, who is that hot girl?
guy 2: oh, she goes to SMS.
Saint Mary's School by Mary February 15, 2005

Tittie Fuck 

Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while his penis is between the breast, then squeeze lotion, and fuck the shit outa them titties.
Man, I wanna tittie fuck Mary, she got some tig o' biddies
Tittie Fuck by Mary February 1, 2005

he gots hands 

A guy who has good strong hands for fingering a girl.
Damn, he got hands, he made me cum like 5 times.
he gots hands by Mary February 1, 2005
An awesome band straight outa Augusta, Kansas!
Damn, did you see Huxley this weekend? The kicked ass!
Huxley by Mary January 31, 2005
What Anthony is afraid of.
"I am scared of robots!"-Anthony
Robot by Mary January 28, 2005