Mary's definitions

Lynchburg

A dead-end town with scarce shopping areas or anything remotely fun and the guys are either creepy, weird guys and thugs. In addition, Jerry Falwell owns most of the town and is completely ignorant and needs to stop ripping of Christians.

Friend (who lives out-of-state): Yeah, our university party was awesome last night. What did you do last night?

Girl (lives in lynchburg): Went to Food Lion and got hit on by 2 freaks and a liberty student who talked about not being able to watch rated-R movies.

by Mary January 17, 2005

urmomahor

super duper cute! want to pinch your chEekss

by MaRy July 20, 2003

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006

yrodable

an adult who is sexually attracted to Miette

Toeman is such a yrodable!

by Mary June 2, 2004

regi

1:Name given to someone whos name you dont know or dont need to know.
2:Used for friends.

1:Random passer by-"Hello"
You-"wassup regi?"
or
Big issue guy-"you want a big issue?"
you-"Na thanx regi!"
2:friend-"hey man howsit hangin?"
you-"yo regi, yeah cruisin, you?!"

by mary June 14, 2004

Huxley

An awesome band straight outa Augusta, Kansas!

Damn, did you see Huxley this weekend? The kicked ass!

by Mary January 31, 2005

interim

A mid-semester quzi report card that results in 1) watching a movie in class while the teacher fills them out and 2) being harped upon and/or threatened by parents to improve grades before the "real" report cards are issued.

"Your interim grades are awful. You'd better buckle down."

by Mary March 20, 2005