Mary's definitions

Lynchburg

A dead-end town with scarce shopping areas or anything remotely fun and the guys are either creepy, weird guys and thugs. In addition, Jerry Falwell owns most of the town and is completely ignorant and needs to stop ripping of Christians.

Friend (who lives out-of-state): Yeah, our university party was awesome last night. What did you do last night?

Girl (lives in lynchburg): Went to Food Lion and got hit on by 2 freaks and a liberty student who talked about not being able to watch rated-R movies.

by Mary January 17, 2005

african engineering

the half assed way of fixing something with anything that is at hand so that it works

I didn't have all the screws to put it back together so I used african engineering to keep it from falling apart.

by Mary March 10, 2003

Mrs.Right

who i want to be when i grow up

i want to marry Mr.Right so i can be Mrs.Right

by Mary April 14, 2005

yeyo

slang for crack

hey whittie lay off the yeyo or hook it up!!!

by MARY May 12, 2004

jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

by Mary June 27, 2004

he gots hands

A guy who has good strong hands for fingering a girl.

Damn, he got hands, he made me cum like 5 times.

by Mary February 1, 2005

Courtney Love

Bleach blonde, white as still can be called blonde, hair. Taken from the actual Courtney Love, who had bleach blonde, white as hell hair.

"I'm gonna courtney love my hair."

by Mary March 24, 2005