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gloriosky

a medium sized, white cat who chews on things
"gawd u are acting soooooo gloriosky"
by mary February 1, 2004
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he gots hands

A guy who has good strong hands for fingering a girl.
Damn, he got hands, he made me cum like 5 times.
by Mary February 1, 2005
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Courtney Love

Bleach blonde, white as still can be called blonde, hair. Taken from the actual Courtney Love, who had bleach blonde, white as hell hair.
"I'm gonna courtney love my hair."
by Mary March 24, 2005
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Jarve

That guy is such a jarve.
by Mary July 26, 2004
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smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.
STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...
by mary January 8, 2005
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Piddle Pipe

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).
I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns
by Mary March 13, 2005
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frontal murph

that tight spandex gave her a frontal murph
by mary August 4, 2004
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