Mary's definitions

Jarve

A synonym for jerk

That guy is such a jarve.

by Mary July 26, 2004

kadonkadonk

having a very large back side...
backround: from the streets

I got a big kadonkadonk

by mary August 3, 2004

yoga

yoga- code name for haveing sex with someone

hey mom im going over to johns to do some yaga.

by mary August 4, 2004

frontal murph

camel toe; a wedge in the front

that tight spandex gave her a frontal murph

by mary August 4, 2004

dynosite

A substitute for the word procrastinate.

Man, I was dynositing and forgot to do my gazillion essays for Dr. Bures!

by Mary September 11, 2004

masturbate

Pleasing yourself manually to the point of orgasm

When a woman opens her legs wide and sticks in her fingers in her vagina, while the other had rubs her clit until reaching a climax.

When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off

by mary May 13, 2005

Piddle Pipe

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).

I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns

by Mary March 13, 2005