Mary's definitions

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006

yrodable

an adult who is sexually attracted to Miette

Toeman is such a yrodable!

by Mary June 2, 2004

Lynchburg

A dead-end town with scarce shopping areas or anything remotely fun and the guys are either creepy, weird guys and thugs. In addition, Jerry Falwell owns most of the town and is completely ignorant and needs to stop ripping of Christians.

Friend (who lives out-of-state): Yeah, our university party was awesome last night. What did you do last night?

Girl (lives in lynchburg): Went to Food Lion and got hit on by 2 freaks and a liberty student who talked about not being able to watch rated-R movies.

by Mary January 17, 2005

urmomahor

super duper cute! want to pinch your chEekss

by MaRy July 20, 2003

steppin

An alternative for stoopin, but used only when one is stoopin on steps.

Man, this party is lame. Let's go stepin on those steps over there. (only when using "stepin" in a sentence, it sums up the fact that you will be on steps).

by Mary January 1, 2005

interim

A mid-semester quzi report card that results in 1) watching a movie in class while the teacher fills them out and 2) being harped upon and/or threatened by parents to improve grades before the "real" report cards are issued.

"Your interim grades are awful. You'd better buckle down."

by Mary March 20, 2005

Solo

The scariest personality in someones head. Usually causes harm to others or herself.

"Aw man, I pissed off Solo again, ::sigh:: Someone call the masons, we'll need to rebuilt the castle in about 3.5 seconds"

by Mary January 18, 2005