Digital Nomad

A type of lifestyle that is largely well-known nowadays. It is centered around the following tenets that:

1) You do not require or need a permanent home.
2) Everything can be achieved through online means.
3) YOU are the business. Without you, there is no business.

"Dave became a digital nomad and has henceforth been living his best life."

"Successful dropshippers are often digital nomads."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 05, 2022

trap

1) The worst EDM genre ever.
2) The worst EDM genre ever.
3) The worst EDM genre ever.

"Hey I heard you like EDM, you listen to trance?"
"No but I listen to trap music"
"Ewww" *Unfriends*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022

Unessary

The lazy (and less complicated) way of saying 'unnecessary'

It's so unessary to say unnecessary, dontcha think?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

Degen Hours

When someone living in NA goes to sleep during the same hours that Australians go to sleep.

You know you're in the degen hours when you and ur Aussie friend have the same sleeping schedule.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2022

Corona mass ejaculation

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.

When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023

Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting

Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 09, 2021

Morbology

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022