1 definition by MartyTheGolfer
A woman so hot that upon seeing her, your groin bursts into flames and your eyes begin to water from the existential crisis that overwhelms you from knowing you'll never ever bang her
"Check out this video - it's Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazard"
"What a torch! Well, no point in living anymore."
"Probably, but hold that thought, let me grab the fire extinguisher"
"What a torch! Well, no point in living anymore."
"Probably, but hold that thought, let me grab the fire extinguisher"
by MartyTheGolfer December 16, 2017