Marty's definitions

horse

a shortening of the term horseshit

"This job is horse!!!"

by Marty November 14, 2003

Cookie

A girl, especially a very good looking one, who is thinks is the center of the universe. Typically containing or possessing the following qualities.
1. A great sense of humor.
2. A smile that melts hearts.
3. Sweet Smelling.
4. A great body.
5. Extreme Intelligence.

Damn, you check out Cookie today? Yo I've been sweatin her since astronomy...by the way...who L?

by Marty November 2, 2003

do ma

"Fuck your mum", very offensive if misdirected at a Vietnamese speaker, and mildly offensive or even playful among familiars.

Origin: Vietnamese - common usage amongst Caucasians noted in the Springvale area.

"What the hell? Do ma!" - surprise, disdain

"Do ma fuck you!" - affectionate playful jibe

"Do ma mae" - this person seriously has nothing to say, and simply emitted this sequence of sounds out of habit.

by Marty November 26, 2004

penis pump

alternative term: jamming
whereby male partner usually pumps his male partner's penis getting him off

opposit ends of the couch just thrusting one's foot into your partner's bulge for erotic pleasure

by marty August 24, 2003

Merrick and Rosso

A comedy duo from Australia who are seen (and heard) mainly on radio and in newspapers. Are pretty funny and have some classic CD's out, available from ABC shops. Have a liking for the New Zealand accent and once rang a pizza shop in NZ to pay out the poor guy there.

Have you heard Merrick and Rosso? They are very funny.

by Marty June 13, 2003

Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by Marty October 19, 2003

Visible Landing Strip (VLS)

Noun. American. 2005.

The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".

First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.

"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."

by Marty May 13, 2005