Marty's definitions

Americanisms

Any slang word originating in the United States that has become popular in other countries around the globe.

Bob: That's way cool!
John: I'm sick of all these Americanisms in Australia

by Marty June 17, 2003

d shiznit

the license plate letters on B-Rad's car in the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted."

This car is dshiznit

by Marty March 23, 2005

inker

A term for a woman's uterus, which produces "ink", i.e. menstrual fluid.

My pecker reached clear up to her inker.

by marty January 22, 2003

star-fucker

one who yearns for a star to be sexually available to their skanky ass.

One who has sex exclusively with celebrities...

"sweetie, I'm a star-fucker, I don't do the B-list."

by Marty October 1, 2003

Mortdale

hard cunts down at the docks dealing by the tonn. Rootin bitches 50 by 50

by Marty July 25, 2003

Visible Landing Strip (VLS)

Noun. American. 2005.

The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".

First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.

"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."

by Marty May 13, 2005

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005