Marty's definitions

Mortdale

hard cunts down at the docks dealing by the tonn. Rootin bitches 50 by 50

by Marty July 25, 2003

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005

star-fucker

one who yearns for a star to be sexually available to their skanky ass.

One who has sex exclusively with celebrities...

"sweetie, I'm a star-fucker, I don't do the B-list."

by Marty October 1, 2003

BiCapitalization

Gay people that go out with members of the different group...

he just using those girls for his own bicapitalization

by Marty October 1, 2003

floodle

a floppy noodle

some like their noodle al dente others in a floodle like state

by marty February 26, 2004

meat wagon

ambulance, paramedic unit

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.

by Marty October 16, 2003

HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 16, 2003