Marty's definitions

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005

Mortdale

hard cunts down at the docks dealing by the tonn. Rootin bitches 50 by 50

by Marty July 25, 2003

d shiznit

the license plate letters on B-Rad's car in the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted."

This car is dshiznit

by Marty March 23, 2005

inker

A term for a woman's uterus, which produces "ink", i.e. menstrual fluid.

My pecker reached clear up to her inker.

by marty January 22, 2003

Rusty

To be an addicted pothead

Rusty smoked a bit fat joint.

by Marty June 4, 2003

HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 16, 2003

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by Marty October 23, 2003