104 definitions by Martin

July 6th

The birthday of a special person who will one day make it into a global holiday, holla.

Happy July 6 to all and to all a goodnight!
Happy birthday!

by Martin July 6, 2004

cocoshunter

derogatory term for someone who puts their willy in another man's bottom.

that dude shunts coco, and is therefore a cocoshunter

by Martin November 21, 2004

zig

a guy who plays Pokemon on his mobile phone when he has a super computer and gets shouted at by Chakra

you daft cunt bubbling, donkey raping, bus hijacking, jockey faced fucktard, porn star stalking, cock slave, ass clown, noob feaces, ass clown motherfucker.. arse bandit, bitch slapping, shit faced cock sucking, dick wad

by Martin February 10, 2005

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by Martin November 13, 2003

anti-chav

One who opposes the chav culture and/or their ideals; often feel strongly about such matters.

Chav: "Ya mum! Bling bling"
Anti-chav : "What a dick."

by Martin February 9, 2005

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

Dinosaurus-Rex

A big dinosaur that was scary and toothful.

I saw a dinosaurus rex and I nearly crapped myself

by Martin June 12, 2004