Martin's definitions

narh danz

A 'Rude Boy', Who insists on following the rest of the 'Narh Danz' crowd by wearing the same cloths and talking/walking in the same, rather stupid way in order to show strength.

I was Approached By a group of Narhs who stole my money
or
I was approached By a group of Narh Danz who stole my money

by Martin January 27, 2004

anti-chav

One who opposes the chav culture and/or their ideals; often feel strongly about such matters.

Chav: "Ya mum! Bling bling"
Anti-chav : "What a dick."

by Martin February 9, 2005

clevace

the clevace is the gap that runs from the small of your back around to your nuts/twat

i kicked him in the clevace

by Martin February 16, 2005

wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

by martin November 10, 2003

fally

the word fally means flat belly. when someone lies on thir back there belly goes flat. therefore being called a fally.

geourge has a fally

by martin September 12, 2004

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003

Orataku

Someone who's in a constant state of confusion and swears more times then he inhales.

(No known use of this term)

by Martin April 28, 2003