Martin's definitions

norks

Top Bollocks

Lokk at those top bollocks

by Martin September 30, 2003

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

xisps

A shorter way of saying or spelling 'Crisps'
Can be used with words like Chris or Christian (Xian)

I'm a practicing Xian
I'm gonna get a bag of Xisps!

by Martin March 15, 2005

china

In British prison slang, china means friend. It is short for 'china plate' which rhymes with mate.
This uncomplicated style of rhyme slang has characterized prison slang for years.

Billy and I go way back, he's a real china.

by martin March 22, 2005

Alk

Compromising to such a degree that the other party get everything on their agenda.

Their negotiator alked so much that I thought I'd won the lotto.

by Martin October 8, 2003

atomic

Used to expand a phrase, meaning a devastating experience of epic proportions from which nothing is salvageable.

1. What an atomic waste of time!
2. George just got an atomic wedgie.

by Martin December 15, 2003

Everyone is Different

A phrase often used to prevent children from coming to grips with the harsh realities of the world.

Just remember, you are unique. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

by Martin May 3, 2004