Martin's definitions

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003

independee

Independee is some one who fights to not be in a group. (Such as grunger(THEY RULE) townie(They suk!!!!!!) skaters etc...) This back fires on them because they put themselves in a group fghting to not be in a group. Stupid eh? Oh how the world would be a happier place if we wer all grungers:)

Grunger: Are you a grunger?
Independee: *screaming and shouting not understandable by a grunger* wots d piont in trying to be like someone?
Grunger: Dude, no need to be like that. I don't care what I am, so I'm forced into the grunger group
Independee: *more confusing screaming*
Grunger: Whatever dude, you've made yourself an independee, so there's no escaping fool.
Independee: *Pulls out knife*

*Where did the grunger go?*

by Martin November 17, 2004

bag full of arseholes

description of appearance, derogatory. Australian slang

"he's as ugly as a bagful of arseholes"

by martin December 5, 2004

warburton's

Bread since 1876.
Warburton's is one of the UK's leading bread manufacturers. Making lines such as 'Danish', 'Seeded Batch' and 'Xtra Thick Sliced White Bread'

I love danish bread by Warby!

by Martin March 21, 2005

ahoy hoy

Standard response to ahoy

Ahoy hoy

by Martin December 10, 2002

Ya Boss

Ya boss is another way to say blow job.

"My night was pretty good, got Ya Boss."

by Martin July 12, 2004