Martin's definitions

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

Bag head

Glue sniffer or solvent abuser.

Magea is a bag head
Stop being such a bag 'ead

by Martin January 3, 2005

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

butterstick

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

by Martin September 9, 2003

zig

a guy who plays Pokemon on his mobile phone when he has a super computer and gets shouted at by Chakra

you daft cunt bubbling, donkey raping, bus hijacking, jockey faced fucktard, porn star stalking, cock slave, ass clown, noob feaces, ass clown motherfucker.. arse bandit, bitch slapping, shit faced cock sucking, dick wad

by Martin February 9, 2005

wan

WAN originates in Baltimore, Maryland. I called people wack ass nigger often and people didnt think too highly of it so I just made and short and unnoticable by saying WAN...sort of stealthy and ninja like it can be snuck up on people as you walk by them on the street or it can be loud as if to alert your friend someone wack is near by.

Dude that guy is the biggest wan i ever seenn just look at how tight his shoes are laced

by Martin September 26, 2004

Tanking

To Run, or Move Swiftly. Term used by 'Narh Danz' (Also in UB.com) or a rude boy.

"After we nicked the money, we Tanked it from the cops"

"I Tanked it like a bitch when he saw me"

by Martin February 27, 2004