4 definitions by Martian12
When one aggressively inserts his hands into the vaginas of two plus-sized females simultaneuosly, in a Toys 'R Us parking lot.
"Instead of buying Christmas presents for his kids this year, Chad decided to spend his money on something for himself, so he got 2 prostitutes and gave them Hulk-Hands for Christmas."
by Martian12 August 10, 2012
When an unattractive, un-groomed female sits on your face until you become short of air, thus making the sound of a Wookie
"Man...I got so drunk the other night, I took a girl home from the club, and she gave me a damn Chewbacca Mask, man. Ain't that a bitch!"
by Martian12 August 10, 2012
Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.
by Martian12 February 19, 2014
The dangerous dare between friends of taking 4 shots of alcohol, simultaneously, in the specific order as follows:
1) War = 1 shot, Tequila
2) Famine = 1 shot, Rum
3) Pestilence = 1 shot, Whiskey
4) Death = 1 shot, Cement-Mixer
1) War = 1 shot, Tequila
2) Famine = 1 shot, Rum
3) Pestilence = 1 shot, Whiskey
4) Death = 1 shot, Cement-Mixer
"Hey man, on your 21st birthday, we're getting you so trashed, & to get you started, were making you do The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse."
by Martian12 September 9, 2014