democracy

Something that is all but impossible to criticize without coming across like an elitist fuck.

Also, despite undeniable flaws, the only stable and morally acceptable form of government.

"Democracy sucks! The people are stupid! I can't believe they voted for Bush again!"
"Well, what's the alternative?"
"..."
"Elitist fuck."

by MarkusRTK November 08, 2004

ossum

A common misspelling but the proper pronunciation of the more superfluous awesome. Note the brevity of this version, making it much more appropriate for normal situation. Examine these contrasting examples:

"Forsooth, the divine wonders of the Lord God Almighty on High be verily awesome."

"Dude, that game was ossum."

by MarkusRTK February 12, 2004

crapheads

The Oklahoma state legislature, according to U.S. Representative and 2004 GOP Senatorial candidate Tom Coburn.

Actual transcript, I am not making this up:

COBURN: Look, economic development in southwest Oklahoma is a federal role. Do you really believe that?

MALE CONSTITUENT: To some extent, yes sir.

COBURN: Why?

MALE CONSTITUENT: Uh, because the development that we need is above our means.

COBURN: No it's not. It's because you have a bunch of crapheads in Oklahoma City that have killed the vision of anybody wanting to invest in Oklahoma.

by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004

deaniac

A term for passionate supporters of Howard Dean, presidential candidate 2003-2004.

"Oh no, here comes a Deaniac."
"Vote Dean! Vote Dean!"

by MarkusRTK January 22, 2004

harsh

Unusually or overly cruel, referring either to specific actions or circumstances.

"So the teacher gave me a 35 in the class."
"Man, that's harsh!"

by MarkusRTK January 22, 2004

copyright

A claim made by a concept's creator or owner that said concept is theirs and theirs alone. Use of copyright is protected legally, but many people feel that the concept is ethically invalid - leading to the rise of Internet file-sharing. Often cited using a © symbol, followed by a year.

"This essay is copyright 2003, Blaine Capatch."

by MarkusRTK January 22, 2004

giver

A term of encouragement shouted while someone is attempting to do something requiring great strength or speed.

"I can't get this window open!"
"Come on, giver!"
"NNNNNAAAGH! Ha ha!"

by MarkusRTK January 22, 2004