12 definitions by Markee Mark

Varanos

n. A Balding over-weight wheel-chair bound Raccoon of British heritage. Known to enjoy chocolate chip cookies.

The Ultimate Weapons of Varanos were triumphant in defeating the Ninja Monkey Assassin army.

by Markee Mark March 27, 2007

Fontanim

n. An expulsion of gas or air coming from the urethra of the male penis; A male queef.

Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.

by Markee Mark March 27, 2007

screamingalpha

n. 1.A navy term for a screaming man on fire.
2. A fiery god of the Alphaball, created by the magical ink of Tink's pen.

The screamingalpha brought havoc to all created by making his giant army.

by Markee Mark March 27, 2007

3 second rule

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

by Markee Mark May 10, 2007

star bitch

The second player in Super Mario Galaxy that has to get all your star bits and hold off all the enemies for you.

"STAR BITCH! Get over here and get these star bits for me while i'm flying to this new planet!"

by Markee Mark May 23, 2008