Definitions by Mark the Shark

late come 

Arrival late to class under the Professor Rami Arav. Late come is cause for automatic dismissal from the classroom and an issuing of a failing grade.

Professor Arav: "No LATE COME!"
Foreign Student: "I apologize for my late come"
Professor Arav: "too late you fail because of late come"
Foreign Student: "@^*# #&(^@%&#!"

late come by Mark The Shark September 17, 2013

bake 

common slang in ireland for the word 'mouth'. mostly used as part of an insulting sentence. comes from the word 'beek', like a pigeon's beek. could also be prounounced 'baik'

'here, mate, i'll do your knees in'

'shut you your bake'

bake by Mark the Shark May 21, 2004

bag dew 

the sweat on one's ballsack.

it's so hot out i got a bad case of bag dew.

bag dew by mark the shark September 20, 2003

peter secchia 

Peter Secchia, or "Pete Secchia" is a name founded on principles of solidity in reference to an Italian river.

"Peter Secchia solidly walked cattywompus across the street to purchase ducats from a big momma"

peter secchia by mark the shark August 6, 2003