Mark Nordenstein's definitions

Go to Egypt

Euph.
To go to the bathroom.

I'm about to go to Egypt and lay some cable.

by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

Write a lengthy blog

Euph.
To have a shit.

I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.

by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.

My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!

by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007

Check on the scones

Euph.
To have a shit.

Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.

by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Spider Juice

Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.

"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."

by Mark Nordenstein May 29, 2007

Lengthy Sojourn

Euphemism
A long shit

Ok, from now on, no more lengthy sojourns in the bathroom.

by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

Develop one's photos

euph.
To have a shit.

Where's Matt gone?

He's gone to develop his photos.

Ah. I will go and develop one's photos too I think.

by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007