Mark Nordenstein's definitions

Go to Egypt

Euph.
To go to the bathroom.

I'm about to go to Egypt and lay some cable.

by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

Spider Juice

Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.

"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."

by Mark Nordenstein May 29, 2007

Write a lengthy blog

Euph.
To have a shit.

I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.

by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.

My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!

by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007

Lengthy Sojourn

Euphemism
A long shit

Ok, from now on, no more lengthy sojourns in the bathroom.

by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

Scrunchy Bug

One of those ancient dried up rotten bees, or similar you find from time to time on the windowsill, or around various carnivorous plants. Sometimes can smell of shit.

"Hey I just found another scrunchy bug by the window! Kids...we're eating tea tonight!"

by Mark Nordenstein April 29, 2007

Develop one's photos

euph.
To have a shit.

Where's Matt gone?

He's gone to develop his photos.

Ah. I will go and develop one's photos too I think.

by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007