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1. "Well here it is. My new ginormous 2000-liter bong that I bought at the local pawn shop yesterday."
"Whoaly shit dogg! Looks like you can fit half of Mexico in that thing!"
2. (scene from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)
D.A.: Do you know who you're fucking with here? I'll have your badge you moron!
Cop 1: Shut up! You found anything back there? (Cop 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.)
Cop 2: Found anything? He's got half of
Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defence you got there, buddy.
(source: GameFaqs.com GTA San Andreas game script)
Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.
"Whoaly shit dogg! Looks like you can fit half of Mexico in that thing!"
2. (scene from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)
D.A.: Do you know who you're fucking with here? I'll have your badge you moron!
Cop 1: Shut up! You found anything back there? (Cop 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.)
Cop 2: Found anything? He's got half of
Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defence you got there, buddy.
(source: GameFaqs.com GTA San Andreas game script)
Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H August 22, 2005
Get the half of Mexico mug.(At the annual town chili festival)
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 7, 2005
Get the dog shit mug.1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
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They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
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by Mark H October 5, 2004
Get the Klingons mug.When Timmy dropped his pants along with his friends for a round of circle jerk gangsturbation, they laughed out loud at how small his manliness was.
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by Mark H November 11, 2005
Get the gangsturbation mug.by Mark H July 8, 2004
Get the Fred Durst mug.The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.
1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.
2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
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2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
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by Mark H May 18, 2005
Get the breasturbation mug.To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.
If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:
"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
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"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
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by Mark H May 4, 2005
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