174 definitions by Mark H

space suit

Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.

Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.

Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!

Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!

Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.

*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*

Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!

Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!

by Mark H September 6, 2004

buge ol' hoobies

A slurred and more fun way to say "huge ol' boobies." This doesn't need any more explanation, except for the fact that you may likely accidently say this if you are drunk off your ass. See also tig ol' bitties.

(Drunkards talking among themselves during the queen's royal banquet)...

"Let us drink tuh tha queer old dean *hic* and lets have sum of thum buge ol' hoobies!"





Mark H. Raping the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H June 19, 2005

big enchilada

1. A significantly important, valuable, or influential person or thing. Synonym of big cheese.
2. Slang for a rather large penis.

Ron Jeremy is and has always been the big enchilada of America's porn scene.

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Mark H. UD slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 15, 2005

DOHA

"Drunk off his/her ass." IE being under the influence of too much alcohol.

Shit, man you should have seen that girl drink down the whole fucking beer bong last night! When the bong was empty, that bitch was so DOHA.

by Mark H March 16, 2004

hungarian

1.To be hungry.
2.A person from the country of Hungary(duh of course!)

1. The banquet during college graduation night was totally ruined when a bunch of fat Tri Delts showed up and were all hungarian over the food until they scarfed it all.

2. When Jeff was out vacationing in Budapest, he was all hungarian for some cheap Hungarian bitches while he was walking down the streets at night on the hunt for pink october.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 1, 2004

Union Jack

1. The British flag.
2. Another name for masturbating(jacking off) in a group, such as in a circle jerk.

After helping to win the Revolutionary War, the 5 gay American soldiers celebrated by having a union jack on the Union Jack.

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by Mark H June 3, 2006

Assmodeus

An excellent male pornstar name!

Variant of Asmodeus. See the definition of that word so you can understand why "Assmodeus" is a great male pornstar name. Get it? Ass-modeus? *rimshot*

If I ever become a male pornstar, then I know what name will I be called.

ASSMODEUS!!

by Mark H May 30, 2004