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Leaning Tower of Pisa

1. The medieval bell tower in the city of Pisa, Italy, that is world-famous because it is not perpendicular to the ground and appears to likely topple over sometime in the future.
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).
1. While we were vacationing in Italy, Timid Timmy was so scared of going up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with us, that he ran off to one of the seedier sides of town to show some fine Italian hooker his Leaning Tower of Pisa and stick it to her.

2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.

3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...





Mark H. Spicing up slang vocabularies on UrbanDictionary since last February.
by Mark H February 26, 2005
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breasturbation

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.
1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





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by Mark H May 18, 2005
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logrolling

Masturbation. Exclusively masturbation of men or boys, since "log" is another word for penis.
Phone sex convo between two gay male politicians:

Gay Politician 1: Maybe later we can go back to my place and I can take your census.
Gay Politician 2: Only if you'll filibuster.
Gay Politician 1: Reapportion me, baby
Gay Politician 2: Oh I'll do it, you carpetbagger.
Gay Politician 1: Porkbarrel me!
Gay Politician 1: There's some logrolling going on... IN MY PANTS.
Gay Politician 2: You want PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION?
Gay Politician 1: I think I have a majority of your ass.
Gay Politician 2: Oh man, I think I just lost my seat.
Gay Politician 1: I'm about to incumbent!
Gay Politician 2: Errg. Oh YEAH! This session of congress is now over.
Gay Politician 1: Care to adjourn, then?
Gay Politician 2: I just did.
Gay Politician 1: Can we call a special session?
Gay Politician 2: As long as you give me your soft money.
by Mark H August 17, 2004
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oreo cookie

A threesome in which a white woman is getting simultaneously screwed in her pussy and indabutt by two black men.

See also oreo'd.
After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very hot white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and made an oreo cookie out of her.





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by Mark H April 30, 2005
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all bark and no bite

A commonly-used idiom. When someone is "all bark and no bite," it means that he or she is either:

1. Threatening to do something to you, but is not really willing to do it.

OR

2. Acting all tough, intimidating, and agressive, but is too cowardly and chicken and/or also not strong enough to be willing to even throw one single punch at you.

This idiom is so called, because these kinds of people are likened to dogs who keep barking at you to try to make you afraid, but are actually not going to bite you.
In the projects, Jamal (who is short, skinny and kinda smart) is having a confrontation with Tyrone (who is a large and obese niggapotamus and a bit dumb as well) over a bag of crack rock and a cheap (but VERY attractive) prostitute.

Tyrone: "You gotta be kidding me, bitch! I am all jonesing for this shit right here like a kid in a candy store when all of a sudden, some rhesus monkey from down the block tries to run up my quality time!"
Jamal: "Shove a sock in it, fool! This be my quality time and I am the one who's gonna chuck it in her! Get anywhere near her and my crack rock, and you'll be lying bernie in a pool of your own blood and cellulite!"
Tyrone: "*laughs hysterically* You!? Some half pint threatening to blast a gat on me?! Where's yo gat anyway? *laughs some more* All bark and no bite! *puts on spiked brass knuckles*"
Jamal: "You one stupid ass nigga, you know! Glad I got my spazz by my side! *Jamal quickly pulls out his shotgun from underneath his trenchcoat(where Tyrone doesn't notice it) and points it at Tyrone* Now who's all bark and no bite now, BITCH!"
Tyrone: *soils his pants and runs home crying*
Jamal: *takes the crack rock*
Jamal: (to the girl) Alright baby, now let's go back to my place and hit the sack. I've got everything you want and everything you need.





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by Mark H October 27, 2004
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forrest gump

British sort of rhyming slang term used in place of "dump" when someone says "I gotta go take a dump."
I'll be back later mate. I've got to go take a Forrest Gump.
by Mark H June 25, 2004
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from Hell

Similarly used as "of doom," the phrase "from Hell" is an add-on that signifies what's wretched, horrible, abysmal, very bad, awful, infernal, etc. about something.
Getting his candy bar taken from his pocket by some brat kid. Then, getting his apartment burglarized. Then, getting erectile dysfunction while having sex with his very hot girlfriend. Then, getting dumped by his girlfriend. Then, getting dumped on by a flock of seagulls afterwards. Then, flunking the SAT. Then, getting fired from his job. Then, realizing he was too broke to pay his bills. Then, being forced from his apartment. Then, knowing that his mom had died from a heart attack. Then, knowing that his dad also died in a construction yard accident. Yep, for Mike that certainly was the day from Hell.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this as the closing finale to his day. Then, going back from the local bar to his cardboard shack in the alley wasted with the Virgin Mary wearing a bikini top and miniskirt and then waking up the next morning naked next to the disgusting 400-pound demonic beast-woman from Hell.





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by Mark H August 21, 2005
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