Mark H's definitions

The Lols Of Jericho

Comedy/Humor/Hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.

Hahahahaha! That movie that I saw last night really brought down the Lols of Jericho on Me!

by Mark H August 19, 2004

plug her up

To engage in the sex act of double penetration(or DP for short), which is when two men simultaneously insert their penises into the woman's vagina and anus. This term can also refer to when three men bang the chick the same way, with the third man inserting his penis into her mouth(getting her to be airtight).

And for your information, there actually exists a porn movie that was named "Plug Her Up" and that movie is all about double penetration as well.

When Nick D and Simon scored two fit birds by pulling the beirut trick, they were both dissapointed when one of the girls had left because she was simply not in a very good mood, so they had no choice but to share the remaining one girl, take her upstairs, and plug her up real nice and good.





Mark H. Bringing more sexual lingo to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H November 1, 2004

Cape Cod League

Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.

Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 29, 2005

follow the crowd

To go along with the current trends(such as pop culture) of today, to run with the world.

Back in 9th grade, Kelly(who looked kinda like Britney Spears) was the prettiest girl in the class and was hit on by several good-looking guys.

But now, 3 years later, Kelly has become no stranger to the biscuit tin and an unhappy teen mother since, so then it was the right thing for her former admirers to follow the crowd and start hitting on the new hottest chick in the class, who was none other than a Jenna Jameson lookalike!





Mark H. Following the crowd on UD since February 2004.

by Mark H October 30, 2004

spaced out

To be stupefied and have dulled down senses due to drinking or using drugs.

Syn: spacey

(at last year's superbowl)

Matt: Damn it Chris, you fucking drug monster! You missed half of the game and you especially missed the half-time performance in which Justin T. ripped off Janet Jackson's shirt, exposing her right milk can!
Chris: I dunno man, I couldn't help it and now I'm so spaced out, I feel like I've been shot into orbit with my head nicely packaged between my ass to protect against g-forces.
Matt: Yeah you've really been riding the magic bus all this time. I have dragged you all the way here because you are a huge Pats fan, yet I told you to lay off the weed and shrooms earlier today.
Chris: Yeah as I said, I couldn't... wait, holy shit!! Look out!! The GoodYear blimp is gonna crash right into us!!!
Matt: Shut up and hush, dude! That's just your fatass mom walking around selling refreshments. Just be glad she hasn't taken notice of you and your intoxication.





Mark H. Over 1 year posting definitions at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H March 18, 2005

ejaculate a rainbow

1.(especially among men)A metaphor. It means to become sexually attracted by a member of the same sex. Also known as gay love at first sight.

2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.

Examples:

1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.

2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"

by Mark H July 15, 2004

Union Jack

1. The British flag.
2. Another name for masturbating(jacking off) in a group, such as in a circle jerk.

After helping to win the Revolutionary War, the 5 gay American soldiers celebrated by having a union jack on the Union Jack.

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Mark H. Active participant on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H June 11, 2006