Mark H's definitions
An extremely fat or obese woman with a very VERY hairy pubic area and with as The Doctor said, a beaver barrier. This term is best used to describe this type of fat woman when she's naked or almost naked.
Biologist/Zoologist Dr. Michael Hein and his group of 4 scientists were out exploring and studying the wildlife around the muddy banks and swampy areas of the Amazon River in South America, when he and his team were suddenly ambushed, attacked, and raped by a band of native swamp hogs.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 1, 2004
Get the swamp hogmug. 1(noun).Shortened form of the word "Jujitsu" or "Jiu-Jitsu," which is a Japanese type of martial arts.
2(verb).To beat up someone by means of using the intuitive skills and knowledge of Jujitsu.
3(noun).A nickname for any Japanese person who has the letters "jitsu" in his/her name, as in "Fujitsu."
2(verb).To beat up someone by means of using the intuitive skills and knowledge of Jujitsu.
3(noun).A nickname for any Japanese person who has the letters "jitsu" in his/her name, as in "Fujitsu."
1. I am such a wuss at school and I'm always getting picked on. I should learn some Jitz to teach those bastards a lesson.
2. Yesterday at school, I totally jitzed that fucker up! You should have seen him laying in the pissoir with a bloody face and 3 broken ribs!
3. Oh god, now if I lose those important documents, the Jitz will fire me and leave me out in the street!
2. Yesterday at school, I totally jitzed that fucker up! You should have seen him laying in the pissoir with a bloody face and 3 broken ribs!
3. Oh god, now if I lose those important documents, the Jitz will fire me and leave me out in the street!
by Mark H August 14, 2004
Get the Jitzmug. Humorous slang reference to any wad of frozen human feces most likely found outside during freezing cold weather in some area in the wilderness where someone took a shit. A play on the name of that tasty ice cream bar we all know and love.
Damn, while we were in the Canadian wilderness, Mark was getting his ass pwned in that awesome snowball fight until he found an Eskimo ass pie while he was down on the ground and splatted Frank in the face with it as Frank moved in to finish Mark off! Man, Mark was such a sick fuck to do that, but at least Frank got what he deserved and was made the laughing stock of the entire camp.
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Mark H. Providing UD definitions for a snowy day since February 2004.
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Mark H. Providing UD definitions for a snowy day since February 2004.
by Mark H November 3, 2006
Get the Eskimo ass piemug. by Mark H January 23, 2007
Get the Lols of Jericho, Themug. 1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
by Mark H September 28, 2004
Get the fuzzy dicemug. Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.
1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.
2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!
2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!
by Mark H September 14, 2004
Get the ox cartmug. A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.
(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!
(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
by Mark H February 23, 2004
Get the huevos saladosmug.