Definitions by Mark H
boy scout
1)A boy who is a member of the Boy Scouts.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"
Mark H. Pimpin' new slang defs on UD since February 2004.
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"
Mark H. Pimpin' new slang defs on UD since February 2004.
drink someone under the table
1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
drink someone under the table by Mark H June 1, 2005
rice noodle
(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)
Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
rice noodle by Mark H May 30, 2005
nonad
Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
balls of steel
Louie tried to prove that he had balls of steel by entering the boxing ring without wearing a protective cup, but then ended up losing his ability to reproduce when his opponent violated the standard universal boxing rules and uppercut him REALLY hard in the groin. Damn, this guy should be felt sorry for! That shit must've hurt like a living hell!
Mark H. Urban Author since February 2004
Mark H. Urban Author since February 2004
balls of steel by Mark H May 19, 2005
breasturbation
The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.
1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.
2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.
2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.
breasturbation by Mark H May 18, 2005
Penis flytrap
An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!
Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.
Penis flytrap by Mark H May 15, 2005