the blood of Christ

Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.

Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!





Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 15, 2004

h to the izzo

Ebonics slang for H2O(water).

Yo I'm thirsty. Got any H to the izzO?

by Mark H January 05, 2007

hungarian

1.To be hungry.
2.A person from the country of Hungary(duh of course!)

1. The banquet during college graduation night was totally ruined when a bunch of fat Tri Delts showed up and were all hungarian over the food until they scarfed it all.

2. When Jeff was out vacationing in Budapest, he was all hungarian for some cheap Hungarian bitches while he was walking down the streets at night on the hunt for pink october.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 01, 2004

fart-job

A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.

It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"

Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?

Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!

*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*

Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!

by Mark H August 04, 2004

airhead

Oral sex on an airplane, or on any other flying vehicle(helicopter, balloon, airship, etc.)

While I was flying to Hawaii in the luxury jet, I happened to come across my girlfriend who was working as a flight attendant. During her break time, we both went to an area where there were no people sitting around and while we sat there unnoticed, she was giving me some amazing airhead.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004

by Mark H November 14, 2004

molly

A Molotov cocktail.

Hey man, can you pass me the mollies? I feel like torching that rich fucker's house.

by Mark H February 14, 2006

car-rape

To run over someone with your car.

1. Moments after I was fired from my job and was totally pissed off for it, I saw my boss walk across the parking lot, quickly got into my Mustang, and then car-raped his sorry bitch ass.

2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 15, 2004