Mark H's definitions
Any sausage-shaped turd(piece of fecal matter).
Coined from the word "bratwurst," replacing "brat" with "butt," as in your rear end.
Coined from the word "bratwurst," replacing "brat" with "butt," as in your rear end.
After having a fucking bad case of indigestion, I shat out a humongous buttwurst that actually clogged up the toilet!
by Mark H July 26, 2004
Get the buttwurstmug. 1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H June 1, 2005
Get the drink someone under the tablemug. A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.
by Mark H September 19, 2004
Get the Cincinnati Meteor Showermug. 1. The quality of being manly and masculine.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.
Damn, Mark ALMOST won the heart of that hottiemonjaro girl at the club! Even though he impressed her with his manliness (having won a few barfights, showing off a few signature moves, his looks, and his muscles), he really did NOT impress her when he dropped his pants, revealing his small excuse for manliness!
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Mark H. Showing off my manliness at posting new slang defs at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
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Mark H. Showing off my manliness at posting new slang defs at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H November 11, 2005
Get the manlinessmug. 1. Damaged or eroded away by significant exposure to the weather.
2. Very ugly, beat, busted, broke down, tore up, or wrecked.
2. Very ugly, beat, busted, broke down, tore up, or wrecked.
1. After many years of proud ownership, arch-pimp Nick D decided to sell away his deteriorating, weather beaten Mazda RX7 and conquer the roads and the opposite sex in his brand spankin-new whip, the Mazda RX8.
2. When Trevor's wife Judith(once a rather attractive outdoorswoman who enjoyed hunting, hiking, camping, rock climbing, and sometimes fishing) came back home after eight months of being lost in the Canadian wilderness, having to brave extreme cold climate conditions as well as hunt, fish, and forage for food and survive all sorts of dangerous shit on her own, she came back home so weather beaten, that people who have seen her have reported to have seen an actual Sasquatch around town.
Mark H. Since February 2004.
2. When Trevor's wife Judith(once a rather attractive outdoorswoman who enjoyed hunting, hiking, camping, rock climbing, and sometimes fishing) came back home after eight months of being lost in the Canadian wilderness, having to brave extreme cold climate conditions as well as hunt, fish, and forage for food and survive all sorts of dangerous shit on her own, she came back home so weather beaten, that people who have seen her have reported to have seen an actual Sasquatch around town.
Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 27, 2005
Get the weather beatenmug. What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.
Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.
by Mark H June 2, 2004
Get the Wrong hole, dumbshit!mug. Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
by Mark H July 20, 2004
Get the make baby jesus crymug.