Mark H's definitions

release the beast

To take a big-ass dump.

The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."

(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.

And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.





Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 21, 2004

Dark Angel

An exceptionally badass 80's thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. Their music is just as heavy, if not, HEAVIER, meaner, and more intense than Slayer's music. Dynamic riffage, very fast and brutal drumming from Gene Hoglan(now playing drums for Strapping Young Lad, and pretty damn evil lyrics as well.

You just have to listen to their best album "Darkness Descends" to believe me. It absolutely owns the shit out of Slayer's "Reign in Blood."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 30, 2005

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

The world's longest band name, belonging to a Mexican grindcore/goregrind band that has recently started to gain recognition among the underground extreme music scene. This band consists of two insane Mexican guys, one who is the guitarist/vocalist, and the other one who is the drummer. Last year, they have released their debut album, "Satyriasis and Nymphomania," which is known among listeners for its very gruesome cover art, very long song titles, and the songs themselves, which talk about a combination of gore, disease, cadavers, and bizzare sexual acts/perversions.

And yes this band does exist. Do a search on Google for "Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis" and you'll get many results that relate to the band itself. Also, if you are a fan of extreme gory and perverted music, you might want to check out the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania.

Guy 1: Dude, have you ever listened to the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania" by that one Mexican band with the really long-ass fucking name that nobody can pronounce that starts with a P?
Guy 2: Yeah that is some sick and yet awesome stuff! Parradoctismuproctismimucosis, or whatever that band's called?
Guy 1: Yeah I know it is so friggin amazing, and I'll give 1$ to the person who can actually memorize the spelling of the band's name, an extra $5 if he can actually pronounce it, and $20 more if he knows what the name actually means.
Guy 2: Damn straight and I bet only someone with a medical degree can figure out the name's meaning.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

horizontal exclamation mark

Yet another witty slang term referring to an erect penis(stiffy; woodie; hard-on; boner).

Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!





Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 9, 2005

flesh flower

Slang term for a vagina. The kind of flower that men like to look at.

After I gave her a boquet of flowers to show her my love, my girlfriend then let me lick, play with, and pollinate her flesh flower.

by Mark H September 19, 2004

Strapping Young Lad

An awesome Canadian heavy metal band led by vocalist and head musician Devin Townsend, which consists of very heavy guitar riffage, intense drumming, and spectacularly angry lyrics shouted by Devin himself. Their album "City" which was released in 1997, is their most famous work and really something to listen to whenever you're pissed off and want to rebel against society's moral boundaries.

Forget Korn and Slipknot. All you "nu-metal" kids should listen to SYL's "City" album to know how REAL pissed-off metal should sound like!

by Mark H June 15, 2004