Mark H's definitions
(note that the word has a period because for some reason, my previous attempt at submitting this definition did not make it to the UD database)
1.A man who gets along well(romantically and/or sexually) and is pretty smooth and gallant with the ladies.
2.A pimp.
3.A Don Juan. A man who is indiscriminately promiscuous and likes to sleep with and have sex with whoever bitch strikes his fancy.
Synonyms: pimp, playa, Don Juan
1.A man who gets along well(romantically and/or sexually) and is pretty smooth and gallant with the ladies.
2.A pimp.
3.A Don Juan. A man who is indiscriminately promiscuous and likes to sleep with and have sex with whoever bitch strikes his fancy.
Synonyms: pimp, playa, Don Juan
1. Austin Powers(the main character by actor Mike Myers).
2. Yesterday, I busted my gat in that casanova's ass for trying to sell my woman!
3. I am a casanova and I can fuck any hot bitch so long as she don't have VDs or ain't monogamous! I see nothing wrong wit dat. *gets struck by lightning*
2. Yesterday, I busted my gat in that casanova's ass for trying to sell my woman!
3. I am a casanova and I can fuck any hot bitch so long as she don't have VDs or ain't monogamous! I see nothing wrong wit dat. *gets struck by lightning*
by Mark H September 10, 2004
Get the casanova. mug.1. English celebrity couple Posh Spice and David Beckham.
2. English Cockney rhyming slang for "sex."
2. English Cockney rhyming slang for "sex."
Kevin: So Jack, what have you caught on camera last night? Any quality material
Jack: Well mate, the only thing I happened to come by was this anorexic bird who was jilling off on her bed.
Kevin: Really? Well that's nothing special compared to what *I* caught on tape last night.
Jack: What did you see?
Kevin: You'd find this hard to believe, but I saw POSH AND BECKS engaging in some intense and passionate Posh and Becks with each other!!
Jack: REALLY!?
Kevin: Yeah! And blimey man, was David a demon in the sack! He was ramming her indabutt like a stud bull!
Jack: Now THAT is voyeurism! My Jackson Pollocks are itching and I want to see the video!
Kevin: Sure mate, let's go to my house and watch it. I'm also going to put it up on the Web for others to see.
Mark H. Jazzing up Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
Jack: Well mate, the only thing I happened to come by was this anorexic bird who was jilling off on her bed.
Kevin: Really? Well that's nothing special compared to what *I* caught on tape last night.
Jack: What did you see?
Kevin: You'd find this hard to believe, but I saw POSH AND BECKS engaging in some intense and passionate Posh and Becks with each other!!
Jack: REALLY!?
Kevin: Yeah! And blimey man, was David a demon in the sack! He was ramming her indabutt like a stud bull!
Jack: Now THAT is voyeurism! My Jackson Pollocks are itching and I want to see the video!
Kevin: Sure mate, let's go to my house and watch it. I'm also going to put it up on the Web for others to see.
Mark H. Jazzing up Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H November 15, 2004
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Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend Fernando's bed smashed in half due to some intense weight* ...holy shit man! What, did you have some sort of intimate sexual encounter with Queen Kong, or something?
Fernando: Naw man, but yes, my girlfriend Fatima(Get it? FAT-ima!) was here yesterday and she was letting me stick it to her. The combined weight of both of us was about 600 pounds and it was, well, too much for the bed to handle.
Jorge: (suddenly has a rather nauseating mental image of Fernando having sex with a morbidly obese porker who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt)
Fernando: Um, dude what's wrong, you look a little pale.
Jorge: Um yeah guey, I uh... that menudo that I ate this morning uh... really had a bad effect on my system. Can I use your bathroom?
Fernando: Sure, dude.
Jorge: (goes to the bathroom and then loses his lunch in the toilet)
Mark H. Gracing UrbanDictionary with my vocabulary since February 2004.
Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend Fernando's bed smashed in half due to some intense weight* ...holy shit man! What, did you have some sort of intimate sexual encounter with Queen Kong, or something?
Fernando: Naw man, but yes, my girlfriend Fatima(Get it? FAT-ima!) was here yesterday and she was letting me stick it to her. The combined weight of both of us was about 600 pounds and it was, well, too much for the bed to handle.
Jorge: (suddenly has a rather nauseating mental image of Fernando having sex with a morbidly obese porker who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt)
Fernando: Um, dude what's wrong, you look a little pale.
Jorge: Um yeah guey, I uh... that menudo that I ate this morning uh... really had a bad effect on my system. Can I use your bathroom?
Fernando: Sure, dude.
Jorge: (goes to the bathroom and then loses his lunch in the toilet)
Mark H. Gracing UrbanDictionary with my vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H December 20, 2004
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1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You
1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You
1. Yo biatch, gimme back d'ose G to da Bizzears 'fore I'm going TOFU yo trick ass self!
2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!
3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!
4.
High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!
High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!
2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!
3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!
4.
High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!
High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!
by Mark H September 7, 2004
Get the TOFU mug.What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.
Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.
by Mark H June 2, 2004
Get the Wrong hole, dumbshit! mug.A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.
by Mark H September 19, 2004
Get the Cincinnati Meteor Shower mug.1. The quality of being manly and masculine.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.
Damn, Mark ALMOST won the heart of that hottiemonjaro girl at the club! Even though he impressed her with his manliness (having won a few barfights, showing off a few signature moves, his looks, and his muscles), he really did NOT impress her when he dropped his pants, revealing his small excuse for manliness!
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by Mark H November 11, 2005
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