Mark H's definitions

rice noodle

Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis.

(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)

Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."




Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H May 30, 2005

big enchilada

1. A significantly important, valuable, or influential person or thing. Synonym of big cheese.
2. Slang for a rather large penis.

Ron Jeremy is and has always been the big enchilada of America's porn scene.

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Mark H. UD slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 27, 2005

slut hoops

1. Women's basketball.
2. The mouth, vagina, and anus of a slut.

1.After the four lesbian(or bisexual) chicks played a game of slut hoops, they all went back to the locker room to play with each other's slut hoops.

2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?

They are both really good at slut hoops.





Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004

Klingons

1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.

What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!






Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 5, 2004

gangsturbation

The act of masturbating in a group, such as in a circle jerk or in a game of limp biscuit.

When Timmy dropped his pants along with his friends for a round of circle jerk gangsturbation, they laughed out loud at how small his manliness was.

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H November 11, 2005

Fred Durst

Rhyming Slang - A bratwurst sausage.

I am so hungry right now, I feel like eating some Fred Durst.

by Mark H July 8, 2004

sarlacc

(can also be spelled "sarlaac")

The huge sand monster from the movie Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, that Jabba the Hutt tried to feed Han Solo and Luke Skywalker to. The creature is always stationary, lying in wait in its sand pit with its toothy lamprey-like mouth just sticking out, ready to swallow any careless human or animal that tumbles and slips down the sand pit. Tentacles surrounding the mouth grab whatever human or creature they sense nearby and then pull the helpless meal down the Sarlacc's maw. Once the person or creature is swallowed by the monster, he/she/it will undergo a new destination of pain and suffering as he/she/it is slowly digested over 1000 years.

The term "Sarlacc" can also be used to describe any vagina that has a wider diameter than the average diameter of any known vagina. Kinda like the female counterpart of a chode.

1. If Satan was a woman, then her vagina would probably look like a Sarlacc monster.

2. When I was getting laid with my girlfriend, I realized that my penis couldn't fit in tightly because she had a Sarlacc. I could however, fit my whole hand into the wider-than-average vagina, therefore providing her with intense orgasming pleasure, as her G-spot was so goddamn easy to access.

by Mark H September 11, 2004