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1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
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They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
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by Mark H October 5, 2004
Get the Klingons mug.A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.
(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)
You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)
Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)
Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 18, 2004
Get the shove a sock in it mug.1.After the four lesbian(or bisexual) chicks played a game of slut hoops, they all went back to the locker room to play with each other's slut hoops.
2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?
They are both really good at slut hoops.
Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.
2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?
They are both really good at slut hoops.
Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.
by Mark H October 28, 2004
Get the slut hoops mug.When Timmy dropped his pants along with his friends for a round of circle jerk gangsturbation, they laughed out loud at how small his manliness was.
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by Mark H November 11, 2005
Get the gangsturbation mug.(At the annual town chili festival)
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 7, 2005
Get the dog shit mug.The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."
(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.
And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.
Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.
And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.
Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 21, 2004
Get the release the beast mug.A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
by Mark H September 23, 2004
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