Mark H's definitions
1. A grossly obese German woman.
2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.
3. A rather humongous penis.
2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.
3. A rather humongous penis.
1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.
1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?
1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!
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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!
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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?
1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!
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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!
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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
by Mark H August 30, 2004
Get the big berthamug. To defend oneself from getting raped/molested by a sexually ravenous male homo sapien sapien.
And yep you've guessed it right about the meaning's origin. Dodging the guy's balls.
And yep you've guessed it right about the meaning's origin. Dodging the guy's balls.
Yo even tho there was 5 of us in the hood runnin' the train, that white ho kept dodgeballin' us till she had time to escape and call the pigs!
by Mark H July 19, 2004
Get the dodgeballmug. To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.
Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!
by Mark H April 13, 2004
Get the drop off a few friends at the lakemug. That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.
1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.
2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.
2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.
by Mark H August 3, 2004
Get the bedroom eyesmug. A slang term that refers to stinky armpits on a person who either forgot to use ,or perhaps never even uses deodorant.
Damn, while I was taking a bus tour through Paris, I had to put up with this fatass Frenchman sitting beside me who wore a wifebeater and whose sour onions stank so bad, one would really need to wear a fucking gas mask to be anywhere around him!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 18, 2005
Get the sour onionsmug. 1)A boy who is a member of the Boy Scouts.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"
Mark H. Pimpin' new slang defs on UD since February 2004.
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"
Mark H. Pimpin' new slang defs on UD since February 2004.
by Mark H June 10, 2005
Get the boy scoutmug. The area between a person's(male and female) legs; the crotch, the groin, the area where reproduction and the removal of bodily wastes occurs.
1.During cheerleading practice, while Jennifer was performing a cartwheel and the crotch of her outfit accidently slipped aside revealing her nether regions, little did she realize that Mick, who was jogging on the track nearby, caught sight of her wardrobe malfunction and suddenly had the irresistable urge to chuck it in her.
*a few days later...*
2.When poor ol' Mick accidently dropped the soap while using the prison shower, he had to bend over to pick it up, but this put his ass and nether regions into view, giving the other boys upstate a grand opportunity to tailpipe him and ram his shit in the wrong direction.
Mark H. Posting definitions on UD since last February.
*a few days later...*
2.When poor ol' Mick accidently dropped the soap while using the prison shower, he had to bend over to pick it up, but this put his ass and nether regions into view, giving the other boys upstate a grand opportunity to tailpipe him and ram his shit in the wrong direction.
Mark H. Posting definitions on UD since last February.
by Mark H February 14, 2005
Get the nether regionsmug.