Mark H's definitions

hazmat

(adj.)Extremely potent, as in a drug or alcoholic beverage.

Dayum brotha, that dank we chiefed up last night was straight up hazmat; shit it made me forget my social security number, my sexual orientation, and where to properly take a dump!

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Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 14, 2006

Mexican

A Mexican man walks into a bar.

Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.

Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...

"Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"

Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...

"Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"

"When I grew up, I was brown!"

"When I am sick, I'm brown!"

"When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"

"When I'm in the cold, I'm brown!"

"And when I die, I'll still be brown!"

"But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"

"When you grew up, you were white!"

"When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"

"When you're in the sun, you turn red!"

"When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"

"And when you die, you'll turn purple!"

"And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"

Pass it on...

(Note that I'm not racist. I'm Mexican myself. I just found this joke in some latino guy's myspace page and so since I thought it was pretty funny, I decided to translate it to English and post it here.)

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Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 30, 2006

assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.

Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!

by Mark H July 15, 2004

assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

T-units

A variation of the word "tits," inspired from the name of 50 cent's rap group(i.e. the G-Unit).

Dayum, check out that hot broad over there! I wanna grab a handful of those t-t-t-t-T-UNITS!





Mark H. UrbanDictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004

the blood of Christ

Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.

Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!





Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 15, 2004

oreo cookie

A threesome in which a white woman is getting simultaneously screwed in her pussy and indabutt by two black men.

See also oreo'd.

After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very hot white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and made an oreo cookie out of her.





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 30, 2005