1.To be feeling very happy. Occasionally also meaning in a snobbish or egotistical way.
2.To be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs.
2.To be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs.
1a. Nick D was so riding high when he scored two very hot babes by pulling the beirut trick.
1b.
Nerdy kid in math class: Woooo! I passed the test! Wooohoo, I'm so smart! *prances all over the classroom like a ninny*
Normal kid:(talking to a fellow classmate about the nerd) He sure is riding high, isn't he?
2.
Cop: You know sir, you don't seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road.
TJ: Uh was I? Really? *giggles* No sir, I havn't drank any.
Cop: No you don't look drunk. I see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. You sure are feeling very happy right now aren't you.
TJ: Oooh yeah! I am RIDING HIGH!!
Cop: And you are fucking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! That is a bag of crack rock that I see on your dashboard! NOW GET OUT!
Caleb: Oh shit.
TJ: Here, have a donut. *pulls out a fresh Krispy Kreme donut and hands it to the cop*
Cop: Thanks. *scarfs down donut* But still, you are coming with me!
TJ and Caleb: Haaaahahahahaha!
Cop: *pulling TJ out* Now what is so funny? Getting in trouble with the LAW is not funny!
Caleb: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Cop: No, you are both stupid drug-addicted morons. *reaches for handcuffs*
Caleb: In layman's terms, I laced that donut, which you just ate, with DDT! Fucking hilarious!
Cop: WHAT THE!? You... *gags, tries to pull out his gun, but falls dead on the ground face first*
TJ: *laughing* Alright, Caleb you da man! You a genious! *gets back in the car*
Caleb: I try. *high fives TJ* Now let's go.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
1b.
Nerdy kid in math class: Woooo! I passed the test! Wooohoo, I'm so smart! *prances all over the classroom like a ninny*
Normal kid:(talking to a fellow classmate about the nerd) He sure is riding high, isn't he?
2.
Cop: You know sir, you don't seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road.
TJ: Uh was I? Really? *giggles* No sir, I havn't drank any.
Cop: No you don't look drunk. I see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. You sure are feeling very happy right now aren't you.
TJ: Oooh yeah! I am RIDING HIGH!!
Cop: And you are fucking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! That is a bag of crack rock that I see on your dashboard! NOW GET OUT!
Caleb: Oh shit.
TJ: Here, have a donut. *pulls out a fresh Krispy Kreme donut and hands it to the cop*
Cop: Thanks. *scarfs down donut* But still, you are coming with me!
TJ and Caleb: Haaaahahahahaha!
Cop: *pulling TJ out* Now what is so funny? Getting in trouble with the LAW is not funny!
Caleb: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Cop: No, you are both stupid drug-addicted morons. *reaches for handcuffs*
Caleb: In layman's terms, I laced that donut, which you just ate, with DDT! Fucking hilarious!
Cop: WHAT THE!? You... *gags, tries to pull out his gun, but falls dead on the ground face first*
TJ: *laughing* Alright, Caleb you da man! You a genious! *gets back in the car*
Caleb: I try. *high fives TJ* Now let's go.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 11, 2004
Get the riding highmug. 1. Someone(usually a female) who is such a complete and total bitch; mean, annoying, whiny, obnoxious, and/or just generally unpleasant to be around you.
2. A VERY large female dog.
2. A VERY large female dog.
Little Fido would never want to sleep in the doghouse with Maggie, our new German Shepheard, since she's a real bitch and a half.
Mark H. Pround provider of new(and some existing) slang vocabulary since February 2004.
Mark H. Pround provider of new(and some existing) slang vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 01, 2005
Get the bitch and a halfmug. When a white woman has a threesome with two black men. One black guy goes in through her vagina and the other black guy goes indabutt. I really think the word "oreo" is quite a fitting term for this act, besides the brand name of cookie we all know and love and the term for a black person who thinks and acts like a white person.
After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very attractive white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and oreo'd her real nice and good.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 23, 2005
Get the oreo'dmug. When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.
Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.
Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.
by Mark H December 14, 2004
Get the horizontal sumo wrestlingmug. In a back alley behind a nightclub, Nick D is having a deadly confrontation with a rival pimp. Or with the confrontation indeed end up deadly for Nick or for his rival?
Rival Pimp: (threatening Nick D with a large razor-sharp machete*) Aiight, Nick "Tiny Dick," you've got a lot of explaining yo self to do, since I caught you on the hunt for pink october making off with my women.
Nick D: Yeah, really. You know what them girls said about you while I was slippin' them the sausage? They say that they prefer my company over that of a smelly, tore up, parasite-infested cheese hog niggapotamus like yo-self!
Rival Pimp: *face turns red* That's it, sucka! Me and my crew are gonna run up to you and slice and dice you so bad, the ER surgeons are gonna have to perform a shitload of cabbages to save yo trick-ass self, bitch!
Nick D: *quickly pulls out his SPAS-12 from underneath his trenchcoat and points it at his rival* Not while I got my spazz with me, mothafucka!
Rival Pimp: *empties his urinary bladder all over his pants and runs off bawling like a momma's boy*
Rival Pimp: (threatening Nick D with a large razor-sharp machete*) Aiight, Nick "Tiny Dick," you've got a lot of explaining yo self to do, since I caught you on the hunt for pink october making off with my women.
Nick D: Yeah, really. You know what them girls said about you while I was slippin' them the sausage? They say that they prefer my company over that of a smelly, tore up, parasite-infested cheese hog niggapotamus like yo-self!
Rival Pimp: *face turns red* That's it, sucka! Me and my crew are gonna run up to you and slice and dice you so bad, the ER surgeons are gonna have to perform a shitload of cabbages to save yo trick-ass self, bitch!
Nick D: *quickly pulls out his SPAS-12 from underneath his trenchcoat and points it at his rival* Not while I got my spazz with me, mothafucka!
Rival Pimp: *empties his urinary bladder all over his pants and runs off bawling like a momma's boy*
by Mark H October 07, 2004
Get the spazzmug. When two people engage in anal sex.
(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)
Derived from the word "osmosis."
(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)
Derived from the word "osmosis."
by Mark H May 22, 2004
Get the assmosismug. To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.
I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.
by Mark H September 06, 2004
Get the roll the dicemug.