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asstodon

A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.

Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!
by Mark H May 23, 2004
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hang out with your wang out

More similar terms:


Cool out with your tool out.

Check her out with your pecker out.

Stick out with your dick out.

Pose out with your hose out.

Wong out with your dong out.

Burst out with your wurst out.
And here's a few that are ass-related rather than penis-related:


Pass out with your ass out.

Bum out with your bum out.


And one that's vagina-related:


Jam out with your clam out.
by Mark H August 17, 2004
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hornet's nest

A violent and/or very argumentative/controversial situation.
1. Ever since 9/11, the US has been at war and in a political hornet's nest with terrorism worldwide.

2. Jamal and Terrell really got into some gangsta shit when they stirred up a hornet's nest with their fellow Crips, who refused to share their McDonald's chicken selects with them.
by Mark H March 17, 2005
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nether regions

The area between a person's(male and female) legs; the crotch, the groin, the area where reproduction and the removal of bodily wastes occurs.
1.During cheerleading practice, while Jennifer was performing a cartwheel and the crotch of her outfit accidently slipped aside revealing her nether regions, little did she realize that Mick, who was jogging on the track nearby, caught sight of her wardrobe malfunction and suddenly had the irresistable urge to chuck it in her.

*a few days later...*

2.When poor ol' Mick accidently dropped the soap while using the prison shower, he had to bend over to pick it up, but this put his ass and nether regions into view, giving the other boys upstate a grand opportunity to tailpipe him and ram his shit in the wrong direction.




Mark H. Posting definitions on UD since last February.
by Mark H February 14, 2005
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boy scout

1)A boy who is a member of the Boy Scouts.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"





Mark H. Pimpin' new slang defs on UD since February 2004.
by Mark H June 10, 2005
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sour onions

A slang term that refers to stinky armpits on a person who either forgot to use ,or perhaps never even uses deodorant.
Damn, while I was taking a bus tour through Paris, I had to put up with this fatass Frenchman sitting beside me who wore a wifebeater and whose sour onions stank so bad, one would really need to wear a fucking gas mask to be anywhere around him!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 18, 2005
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The Lols Of Jericho

Hahahahaha! That movie that I saw last night really brought down the Lols of Jericho on Me!
by Mark H August 19, 2004
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