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sour onions

A slang term that refers to stinky armpits on a person who either forgot to use ,or perhaps never even uses deodorant.
Damn, while I was taking a bus tour through Paris, I had to put up with this fatass Frenchman sitting beside me who wore a wifebeater and whose sour onions stank so bad, one would really need to wear a fucking gas mask to be anywhere around him!





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by Mark H April 18, 2005
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boy scout

1)A boy who is a member of the Boy Scouts.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"





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by Mark H June 10, 2005
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make baby jesus cry

Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.

Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.

Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:

Def 1:

Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.

George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.

9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.

AOL makes baby Jesus cry.

Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.

The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.

Def 2:

I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!

The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!

Def 3:

Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.

So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.

Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
by Mark H July 20, 2004
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Zyklon

The stuff that the Nazis used in their concentration camps to gas people to death.
by Mark H August 17, 2004
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slut hoops

1. Women's basketball.
2. The mouth, vagina, and anus of a slut.
1.After the four lesbian(or bisexual) chicks played a game of slut hoops, they all went back to the locker room to play with each other's slut hoops.

2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?

They are both really good at slut hoops.





Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.
by Mark H October 28, 2004
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big enchilada

1. A significantly important, valuable, or influential person or thing. Synonym of big cheese.
2. Slang for a rather large penis.
Ron Jeremy is and has always been the big enchilada of America's porn scene.

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by Mark H September 27, 2005
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Queen Kong

A technical slang term for a fat woman.
(entering Fernando's room)

Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend Fernando's bed smashed in half due to some intense weight* ...holy shit man! What, did you have some sort of intimate sexual encounter with Queen Kong, or something?
Fernando: Naw man, but yes, my girlfriend Fatima(Get it? FAT-ima!) was here yesterday and she was letting me stick it to her. The combined weight of both of us was about 600 pounds and it was, well, too much for the bed to handle.
Jorge: (suddenly has a rather nauseating mental image of Fernando having sex with a morbidly obese porker who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt)
Fernando: Um, dude what's wrong, you look a little pale.
Jorge: Um yeah guey, I uh... that menudo that I ate this morning uh... really had a bad effect on my system. Can I use your bathroom?
Fernando: Sure, dude.
Jorge: (goes to the bathroom and then loses his lunch in the toilet)





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by Mark H December 20, 2004
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