Mark H's definitions

hazmat

(adj.)Extremely potent, as in a drug or alcoholic beverage.

Dayum brotha, that dank we chiefed up last night was straight up hazmat; shit it made me forget my social security number, my sexual orientation, and where to properly take a dump!

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Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 14, 2006

half of Mexico

Exaggerative slang term for a metric shitload of weed(marijuana).

1. "Well here it is. My new ginormous 2000-liter bong that I bought at the local pawn shop yesterday."
"Whoaly shit dogg! Looks like you can fit half of Mexico in that thing!"

2. (scene from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)

D.A.: Do you know who you're fucking with here? I'll have your badge you moron!
Cop 1: Shut up! You found anything back there? (Cop 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.)
Cop 2: Found anything? He's got half of
Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defence you got there, buddy.

(source: GameFaqs.com GTA San Andreas game script)





Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H August 22, 2005

Cum Brains

Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.

Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H August 21, 2005

from Hell

Similarly used as "of doom," the phrase "from Hell" is an add-on that signifies what's wretched, horrible, abysmal, very bad, awful, infernal, etc. about something.

Getting his candy bar taken from his pocket by some brat kid. Then, getting his apartment burglarized. Then, getting erectile dysfunction while having sex with his very hot girlfriend. Then, getting dumped by his girlfriend. Then, getting dumped on by a flock of seagulls afterwards. Then, flunking the SAT. Then, getting fired from his job. Then, realizing he was too broke to pay his bills. Then, being forced from his apartment. Then, knowing that his mom had died from a heart attack. Then, knowing that his dad also died in a construction yard accident. Yep, for Mike that certainly was the day from Hell.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this as the closing finale to his day. Then, going back from the local bar to his cardboard shack in the alley wasted with the Virgin Mary wearing a bikini top and miniskirt and then waking up the next morning naked next to the disgusting 400-pound demonic beast-woman from Hell.





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H August 21, 2005

whoaly

A combination of the words "whoa" and "holy" used to express and exclaim surprise, amazement, or astonishment. Can either be used by itself, or be placed before the words "shit,""crap,"fuck,",etc.

Jeff: "Whoaly shit man, look at the big pink elephant over there walking in our direction!"
Matt: "Whoaly crap dogg, your are WAAAASTED! That's really your girlfriend coming toward us. And whoaly... she sure is beat!"
Jeff: "But whoaly fuck yo, she sure knows how to slob my nob!"





Mark H. Expanding the universal English slang vocabulary on Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H September 1, 2005

rim job

When not used in a sexual sense, a "rim job" can refer to customizing the wheel rims of a car to make it look more spiffy and pimped out.

Girl's mom: Now where's little Susan at? I really hope she doesn't get into any "fleshy" situations with that new beau of hers!
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!





Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 1, 2005

big enchilada

1. A significantly important, valuable, or influential person or thing. Synonym of big cheese.
2. Slang for a rather large penis.

Ron Jeremy is and has always been the big enchilada of America's porn scene.

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Mark H. UD slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 27, 2005