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shotgun

The front right seat of a car. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Comes from the Americans fascination with the Old West when the person sitting next to the coach driver carried a shotgun to fend off robbers or indians.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view without the responsibility of driving.
He drove to Vegas with Mallory riding shotgun and the hitchhiker in cobain.
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
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narcissism

1. a common affliction among professional basketball and soccer players. Symptoms include excessive bling bling and meterosexuality

2. egocentrism; absorption in oneself

3. psychological and emotional centering of erotic interest and gratification on one's own body.

From the Greek myth of Narcissus, who fell in love with his own reflection.
Only you can stop narcissism.

I'm always right and you're the one who's wrong. Why? Because I'm a narcissist.
by mandingoe September 15, 2004
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schlemiel

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.
by mandingoe September 24, 2004
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Vanilla

plain

conventional

unflavored
by mandingoe April 14, 2004
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tit in a wringer

upset; pissed off

Usage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)
Rush: It really gets my tit in a wringer when feminazis claim that date rape accounts for over 75% of all sexual assault.
by mandingoe October 10, 2005
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nutmeg

In football/soccer when you dribble the ball between the defender's legs
Nutmeg nyahh!
by mandingoe June 5, 2004
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bent out of shape

agitated,upset

ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
*>bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (annoyed and fey)
"Hey, man," he started, "what are you all bent out of shape
about?"

Gritting my teeth, I snapped "Don't get me started, pal,"
by mandingoe October 10, 2005
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