Mandingoe's definitions

schlemiel

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

plexing

Worrying, stressing out.

I been plexin bout her not returning my calls for the last 3 days.

by Mandingoe April 25, 2004

wasp

God's frozen people

The WASPs at the club drink martinis by the tub.

by Mandingoe May 23, 2004

cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.

The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

Condalicious

An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice.

Is that you Condalicious?
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

by Mandingoe August 2, 2008

tornado magnet

mobile home

The migrant workers live down by the river in tornado magnets.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

ka-tet

a group bound together by fate to achieve a common goal. Ka, meaning destiny, + tet group. From Stephen King's "The Waste Lands"

Roland and his ka-tet follow the path.

by mandingoe June 6, 2004