Mandingoe's definitions

green tea

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.

by Mandingoe April 25, 2006

black friday

A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.

by mandingoe December 3, 2005

cover

To help someone out by
1) filling in,
2) backup their excuse
3) going along with their lie,
cosign for them, corroborate
their story
4) provide supporting firepower for
them in a shootout {Hollywood}

I got a hot date, can you cover my shift on Friday night?

He told his mom that he'd been at my house all night. I covered for him.

Cover my back, I'm goin' in!!!

by mandingoe January 18, 2005

we're THERE dude

count us in, let's go

Similar to I'm friends with that except more emphatic and action oriented.

put a strong accent on "there"

You've got extra tickets and backstage passes for the U2 concert? We're THERE dude.

by mandingoe December 1, 2004

jag

to tease

someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerk

Pittsburghese

C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya

by mandingoe August 27, 2004

postal

1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage

OK OK, don't go postal over it.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco

I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.

by Mandingoe May 28, 2004