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trout pout

1. {Chiefly British} The result of over inflating lips with collagen. Lips may also resemble sausages or a baloon sculpture.

2. A more temporary variant of this condition may result from orthodontic or dental procedures.
1. Her trout pout looks as if she ran into a wasp’s nest lips first.

2. {Shouted in the hallway} Hey trout pout! Ya goin' for the Meg Ryan look?
by mandingoe October 20, 2005
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Masturbation

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977
by mandingoe November 8, 2005
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ghetto name

An African-American sounding name like Shaniqua, Laquisha, Ebony, Latrelle, Malcolm, Jamal, Rashida, etc.

While many African-Americans with these names have succeeded, as long as racism exists, people with ghetto names on their resumes will have an uphill battle.
Condoleeza is NOT a ghetto name (no matter how nasty she may scowl). Had she been named Dr. Laquisha Rice, the Bush crime family would have never even heard of her.
by mandingoe November 23, 2005
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black friday

A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.
Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.
by mandingoe December 3, 2005
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giraffiti

vandalism spray-painted very, very high

coined by Robin D. Grove
Ain't no way we're going to get to that giraffiti. That tag is here to stay.
by mandingoe April 18, 2005
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cratfight

an catty exchange among Democratic primary contenders.
He accused her of voting for the war. She cast him withering glance as a third candidate interjected about the importance of supporting the troops. The debate rapidly descended into a five-way cratfight.
by mandingoe March 2, 2007
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carry a torch

an old flame or crush that still burns many years later

Similar to 'torch song', a romantic song of heartbreak.
I still carry a torch for her fifteen years later. Even though we were only together for two weeks. Remembering her laughing eyes and all we said...
As all my thoughts of her pass 'fore my face a thousand times
The way they race my heart... I cannot say it all in lines
by mandingoe February 13, 2008
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