ManMan36's definitions

tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.

Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.

by ManMan36 October 3, 2016

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

subscriber rate

The amount of youtube subscribers a youtube channel gains in an average day. This number can only be found using an external source.

Pewdiepie's subscriber rate is about 10000.
My subscriber rate is exactly zero.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

one cheeked

Another way to say half assed.

Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.

by ManMan36 May 18, 2016

serial rejector

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.

Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

ongst

Moving downward in the fourth dimension, the opposite of ungst.

GPS in a 4D world:
Turn left in 50 meters.
Turn up in 20 km, then, at the light, turn ongst.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016