underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear
Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.
by ManMan36 June 11, 2016
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iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.
Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.
by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
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An Urban Dictionary definition that links to the word being defined, usually in the example.
Self referencing definition <-- I made this a self referencing definition.
by ManMan36 May 18, 2016
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sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.
by ManMan36 May 13, 2016
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kidz bop

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.
Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.
by ManMan36 April 23, 2016
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cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.
If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.
by ManMan36 May 16, 2016
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doubly pluralizable

Referring to the phenomenon that some words have multiple plurals. This word describes such words.
Example of a doubly pluralizable word:
There is 1 Person. There are 2 Persons. There are 3 People.
by ManMan36 June 10, 2016
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