ManMan36's definitions

last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.

I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!

by ManMan36 April 19, 2016

self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

socialblade

A free resource that allows users to look up detailed growth statistics of their favorite youtube channels. Also predicts how much money they got in a single day, month, or year. Also includes data for twitch.tv users.

Thanks to socialblade, I know that my favorite youtube channel made around $200 yesterday.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

symphysy

The longest word in the modern English language without A E I O or U. Obviously rarely used today. According to Wikipedia, it refers to "The fusion of two bodies, or two parts of a body." Twyndyllyngs is a longer English word, but it is archaic.

That is a symphysy.

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

first gentleman

The husband of a female president. Opposite of first lady. As of the time of this writing nobody has ever had this title, because we live in a patriarchal society.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016