Definitions by ManMan36

butt time 

The amount of time a person spends sitting in an average day.

Hey, I'm sure that guy's butt time is at least six hours.

butt time by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

tv hammer 

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

tv hammer by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

void 

How you say "function" in the programming language of C#

void start ()
{

print "Initialized Code."
}

void by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

serial rejector 

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.

Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.

serial rejector by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

one cheeked

Another way to say half assed.

Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.

one cheeked by ManMan36 May 18, 2016

self referencing definition

An Urban Dictionary definition that links to the word being defined, usually in the example.

Self referencing definition <-- I made this a self referencing definition.

self referencing definition by ManMan36 May 18, 2016

cellphone blindness 

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

cellphone blindness by ManMan36 May 16, 2016