ManMan36's definitions

first gentleman

The husband of a female president. Opposite of first lady. As of the time of this writing nobody has ever had this title, because we live in a patriarchal society.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

Ungst

Moving upward in the fourth dimension.

I moved 50 km right, then 50 km forward, then 50 km upward, and then 50 km ungst.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

ongst

Moving downward in the fourth dimension, the opposite of ungst.

GPS in a 4D world:
Turn left in 50 meters.
Turn up in 20 km, then, at the light, turn ongst.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

f'(x)

The first derivative of a function. See calculus.

If f(x) is equal to x^2+2x+5
then f'(x) is equal to 2x+2.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

decimating

To decrease by 1/10, hence the prefix deci.

Aww, only 10%? At least I can say I was decimating that test.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

myspace

Sorry, outdated memes don't exist in my vocabulary.

Wait, people actually use Myspace?

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016