ManMan36's definitions

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

myspace

Sorry, outdated memes don't exist in my vocabulary.

Wait, people actually use Myspace?

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

socialblade

A free resource that allows users to look up detailed growth statistics of their favorite youtube channels. Also predicts how much money they got in a single day, month, or year. Also includes data for twitch.tv users.

Thanks to socialblade, I know that my favorite youtube channel made around $200 yesterday.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

symphysy

The longest word in the modern English language without A E I O or U. Obviously rarely used today. According to Wikipedia, it refers to "The fusion of two bodies, or two parts of a body." Twyndyllyngs is a longer English word, but it is archaic.

That is a symphysy.

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

doubly pluralizable

Referring to the phenomenon that some words have multiple plurals. This word describes such words.

Example of a doubly pluralizable word:
There is 1 Person. There are 2 Persons. There are 3 People.

by ManMan36 June 10, 2016

classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016