ManMan36's definitions

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

socialblade

A free resource that allows users to look up detailed growth statistics of their favorite youtube channels. Also predicts how much money they got in a single day, month, or year. Also includes data for twitch.tv users.

Thanks to socialblade, I know that my favorite youtube channel made around $200 yesterday.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

myspace

Sorry, outdated memes don't exist in my vocabulary.

Wait, people actually use Myspace?

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

kidz bop

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.

Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.

by ManMan36 April 23, 2016

first gentleman

The husband of a female president. Opposite of first lady. As of the time of this writing nobody has ever had this title, because we live in a patriarchal society.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

void

How you say "function" in the programming language of C#

void start ()
{

print "Initialized Code."
}

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

subscriber rate

The amount of youtube subscribers a youtube channel gains in an average day. This number can only be found using an external source.

Pewdiepie's subscriber rate is about 10000.
My subscriber rate is exactly zero.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016