ManMan36's definitions

ongst

Moving downward in the fourth dimension, the opposite of ungst.

GPS in a 4D world:
Turn left in 50 meters.
Turn up in 20 km, then, at the light, turn ongst.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

first gentleman

The husband of a female president. Opposite of first lady. As of the time of this writing nobody has ever had this title, because we live in a patriarchal society.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

serial rejector

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.

Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

vlog

A video bragging about how much better the creator's life is compared to yours.

VLOGGER: My life is so interesting. I record every second of it.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist.

by ManMan36 August 1, 2016

Ewwsic

A term to refer to crappy music.

A: Are you listening to that ewwsic again?
B: No, I am listening to Justin Bieber.
A: So, yes.

by ManMan36 June 17, 2016

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016