MalumLibrum958's definitions

Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 5, 2023

My Work Here Is Done

Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.

Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.

by MalumLibrum958 July 11, 2022

Crossed the Line

To behave in a way that is morally unacceptable.

Alice: Did you hear what Charlie did yesterday?!
Bob: Damn! He really crossed the line this time.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

We're Tucked In

A euphemism for "We're fucked". Sometimes said as "We're tucked in and kissed goodnight" for added effect.

Gus: The moon's about to land on top of us!
Skully: Then we're tucked in and kissed goodnight!

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Perfect

Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics. Alternately, as good as it is possible to be.
Also a song by Ed Sheeran which is good the first two times you listen to it, but gets really annoying after that.

Darling, you look perfect tonight!

by MalumLibrum958 September 22, 2020

Ride

To copulate with.

In this world, it's ride or be ridden.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Slamming

Awesome.

Arnold: Did you go to that party last night, George?!
George: Yeah! It was slamming!

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022