MalumLibrum958's definitions

Jarate

A mason jar filled with urine that is intended to be thrown at people as a weapon, especially spies. Oftentimes, snipers will be caught using this weapon. Especially popular in the second Team Fortress.

I used my jarate on that spy, and now his suit is ruined! Ha ha ha!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Vent

A jargon term from Among Us. It refers to the act of a crewmate entering an air vent to teleport to another end of the playing field. As only the Imposters can use the air vents to travel, this is an excellent way to catch them in the act and vote them out the airlock.

Cyan's the Imposter, everyone! I just saw them vent!

by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

Taking shots

1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.

1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.

by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022

Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022

Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".

Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.

by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023