MalumLibrum958's definitions

Brutalizer

A person or thing that is absolutely brutal to other people. Oftentimes, a brutalizer is not only hard to kill, but also has a habit of murdering others in horrifically gruesome ways.

The brutalizer picked up his chainsaw and cut the peasant in half.
The brutalizer punched the man's brains out with his bare fists.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021

Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.

by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Mean business

To be completely serious about something.

Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Anti-woketard

An anti-woke person that can't tell their head from their shoes.

Alice: I'm homeschooling my kids so that they don't grow up to be gay vaccinated communists.
Bob: (thinking) What an anti-woketard.

by MalumLibrum958 June 15, 2024

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023