Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Mussy

I went down hard on Jake's mussy last night.

by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022

A jargon term from Among Us. It refers to the act of a crewmate entering an air vent to teleport to another end of the playing field. As only the Imposters can use the air vents to travel, this is an excellent way to catch them in the act and vote them out the airlock.

Cyan's the Imposter, everyone! I just saw them vent!

by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020

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Malum Librum

A Malum Librum is a portal to an alien world disguised as a book. These worlds are commonly full of evil monsters, but also some good ones. Many great adventures have begun with an unwitting child stumbling upon one.

Poor Mikey found a Malum Librum last month and it took him two weeks to get home! He missed our date, too. But he brought back a souvenir for me: a lich's soul jar. So yeah, it's all good.

by MalumLibrum958 January 20, 2020

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Anti-masker

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.

John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

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