MalumLibrum958's definitions

Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

Over the Wall

Outrageous.

Alice: Bo, did you hear Lisa's getting married?
Bob: No way! That's over the wall, lady!

by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025

Good talk

An expression meant to end the conversation. Usually used when you would have the same answer to an insulting question that the other person would.

Boy: Why do you smell so bad?
Girl: Why do YOU smell so bad?
Boy: What?! How could you ask me that?!
Girl: Good talk.

by MalumLibrum958 April 19, 2021

Unbe-fucking-lievable

When something is so unbelievable that only profanity can suffice to explain it.

Foreman: We're firing you and replacing you with a tortoise.
Hare: Unbe-fucking-lievable.

by MalumLibrum958 August 28, 2023

Toast

Utterly ruined.

As soon as the wizard beaver shot the huge ball of energy at the old dwarf, he knew he was toast.

by MalumLibrum958 April 27, 2022

Darkest Dungeon

A challenging gothic roguelike turn-based RPG about the psychological stresses of adventuring. In other words, all your heroes are going to die and there's jack shit you can do about it.

Bob: Hey, Bill, did you play Darkest Dungeon last night?
Bill: Fuck that shit. I don't have any hair left to pull out, asshole.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 5, 2023