Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Wombyn 

A woman with a womb.

Some feminists were heard referring to themselves as "wombyns" the other day.

Wombyn by MalumLibrum958 June 19, 2024

Antisemicrat 

An antisemitic Democrat.

Antisemicrats were seen attending an anti-Israel rally on a college campus yesterday.

Antisemicrat by MalumLibrum958 June 19, 2024

Bloody your knees 

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

Bloody your knees by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

Anti-woketard 

An anti-woke person that can't tell their head from their shoes.

Alice: I'm homeschooling my kids so that they don't grow up to be gay vaccinated communists.
Bob: (thinking) What an anti-woketard.

Anti-woketard by MalumLibrum958 June 15, 2024

Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

Cooked by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

Caught Lacking 

To be caught in a situation in which you are unable to defend yourself.

He was caught lacking while taking a crap and shot.

Caught Lacking by MalumLibrum958 June 9, 2024

Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

Who invited the clown by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024