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Anti-masker

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.
John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)
by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020
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Cooked

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.
by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024
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Wokehole

An asshole who acts "woke".
Alice: The original movie was about a white man, but the remake will be about a black woman.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.
by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024
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Unalive

To render someone dead. A euphemism for kill used to avoid demonetization.
Rat: (Dangling from counter) Help help help! Mother please!
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
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Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.
Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.
by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024
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Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.
Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?
by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024
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Taking shots

1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.
1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.
by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022
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