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Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.
Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?
by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024
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Taking shots

1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.
1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.
by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022
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Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".
Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.
by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023
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Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.
When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.
by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022
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Poopbutt

A child-friendly version of Shitass that still needs to learn how to speed bridge nonetheless.
Anonymous: Hey, Poopbutt, wanna see me speed bridge?
by MalumLibrum958 November 16, 2020
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Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.
Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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Perfect

Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics. Alternately, as good as it is possible to be.
Also a song by Ed Sheeran which is good the first two times you listen to it, but gets really annoying after that.
Darling, you look perfect tonight!
by MalumLibrum958 September 22, 2020
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