MalumLibrum958's definitions

Load

1. An amount of something, such as work, excrement, or semen.

My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.

by MalumLibrum958 November 8, 2022

Freshman Friday

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.

Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!

by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022

Now you've done it

Shorthand for saying that someone has messed around and is about to find out.

You said WHAT to my sister?! Oh, yeah. Now you've done it.

by MalumLibrum958 September 17, 2023

Mussy

A trans man's pussy.

I went down hard on Jake's mussy last night.

by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022

Truck-kun

A speeding truck who is a major character in most isekai anime/manga. It appears at the very beginning and hits the main protagonist dead, causing him or her to be reincarnated in another world as a slime or whatever.

Alice: So let me get this straight... "Truck-kun" appears at the start of every isekai... runs over the main protagonist... and causes them to be reincarnated in another world?
Bob: Bingo.

by MalumLibrum958 July 13, 2023

Jarate

A mason jar filled with urine that is intended to be thrown at people as a weapon, especially spies. Oftentimes, snipers will be caught using this weapon. Especially popular in the second Team Fortress.

I used my jarate on that spy, and now his suit is ruined! Ha ha ha!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Malum Librum

A Malum Librum is a portal to an alien world disguised as a book. These worlds are commonly full of evil monsters, but also some good ones. Many great adventures have begun with an unwitting child stumbling upon one.

Poor Mikey found a Malum Librum last month and it took him two weeks to get home! He missed our date, too. But he brought back a souvenir for me: a lich's soul jar. So yeah, it's all good.

by MalumLibrum958 January 20, 2020