by MalumLibrum958 September 22, 2020

The young gun pulled out his gun to shoot the clerk, but the clerk drew quicker and blew the idiot's brains out.
by MalumLibrum958 July 26, 2022

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by MalumLibrum958 September 17, 2023

Ryan: Poor Devin got isekai'd last week. He had to kill a dark lord and everything!
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.
by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2022

Rat: (Dangling from counter) Help help help! Mother please!
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.
by MalumLibrum958 July 02, 2022

by MalumLibrum958 July 02, 2022
