MalumLibrum958's definitions

Crossed the Line

To behave in a way that is morally unacceptable.

Alice: Did you hear what Charlie did yesterday?!
Bob: Damn! He really crossed the line this time.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Rolling

To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.

Dear God, I am ROLLING right now!

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2024

Perfect

Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics. Alternately, as good as it is possible to be.
Also a song by Ed Sheeran which is good the first two times you listen to it, but gets really annoying after that.

Darling, you look perfect tonight!

by MalumLibrum958 September 22, 2020

Theydies and gentlethem

A gender-neutral way of saying "ladies and gentlemen" that is actually fairly insulting.

Him: Theydies and gentlethem, may I have your attention please?!
Them: Ugh, seriously?!

by MalumLibrum958 April 14, 2021

Bloody

Essentially the British equivalent of "Goddamn".

What the bloody hell was that?!
Stand on the bloody cap, you wanker!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Mussy

A trans man's pussy.

I went down hard on Jake's mussy last night.

by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022

Freshman Friday

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.

Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!

by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022