MalumLibrum958's definitions

Mussy

A trans man's pussy.

I went down hard on Jake's mussy last night.

by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022

Truck-kun

A speeding truck who is a major character in most isekai anime/manga. It appears at the very beginning and hits the main protagonist dead, causing him or her to be reincarnated in another world as a slime or whatever.

Alice: So let me get this straight... "Truck-kun" appears at the start of every isekai... runs over the main protagonist... and causes them to be reincarnated in another world?
Bob: Bingo.

by MalumLibrum958 July 13, 2023

Over the Wall

Outrageous.

Alice: Bo, did you hear Lisa's getting married?
Bob: No way! That's over the wall, lady!

by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025

Darkest Dungeon

A challenging gothic roguelike turn-based RPG about the psychological stresses of adventuring. In other words, all your heroes are going to die and there's jack shit you can do about it.

Bob: Hey, Bill, did you play Darkest Dungeon last night?
Bill: Fuck that shit. I don't have any hair left to pull out, asshole.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Unbe-fucking-lievable

When something is so unbelievable that only profanity can suffice to explain it.

Foreman: We're firing you and replacing you with a tortoise.
Hare: Unbe-fucking-lievable.

by MalumLibrum958 August 28, 2023

Toast

Utterly ruined.

As soon as the wizard beaver shot the huge ball of energy at the old dwarf, he knew he was toast.

by MalumLibrum958 April 27, 2022

Good talk

An expression meant to end the conversation. Usually used when you would have the same answer to an insulting question that the other person would.

Boy: Why do you smell so bad?
Girl: Why do YOU smell so bad?
Boy: What?! How could you ask me that?!
Girl: Good talk.

by MalumLibrum958 April 19, 2021