MalumLibrum958's definitions

Over the Wall

Outrageous.

Alice: Bo, did you hear Lisa's getting married?
Bob: No way! That's over the wall, lady!

by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025

Toast

Utterly ruined.

As soon as the wizard beaver shot the huge ball of energy at the old dwarf, he knew he was toast.

by MalumLibrum958 April 27, 2022

Good talk

An expression meant to end the conversation. Usually used when you would have the same answer to an insulting question that the other person would.

Boy: Why do you smell so bad?
Girl: Why do YOU smell so bad?
Boy: What?! How could you ask me that?!
Girl: Good talk.

by MalumLibrum958 April 19, 2021

Unbe-fucking-lievable

When something is so unbelievable that only profanity can suffice to explain it.

Foreman: We're firing you and replacing you with a tortoise.
Hare: Unbe-fucking-lievable.

by MalumLibrum958 August 28, 2023

Evil-tempered

Habitually mean.

"In one hand Aunt Marge held an enormous suitcase, and tucked under the other was an old and evil-tempered bulldog."

by MalumLibrum958 August 16, 2020

Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022