Malazoth's definitions

Snuggeth

A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.

Hal didn't show me how to summon one but he did give me a regular size snuggeth.

by Malazoth November 7, 2010

wot:dnr

Short for "Wall of Text: Did Not Read." A way of telling poor writers to learn how to use punctuation and paragraphs to make their work readable. Often used on forums for MMORPGs to respond to long-winded, poorly formatted rants about class changes.

"Dude, did you see that post in the Shaman forums? That guy was pissed!"
"I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just replied WOT:DNR"

by Malazoth February 11, 2014

significant sasquatch

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.

Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.

by Malazoth November 18, 2010

laser turkey

See moonkin.

Laser turkey is for pew pew not QQ.

by Malazoth December 23, 2008

huntard

A derogatory term for any player in the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" who plays a hunter as their main character and so has developed bad habits and inferior skills for working in groups. Huntards often fail to watch their threat and use their "feign death" ability at the wrong moment, causing party wipes.

Everything was going well until the stupid huntard pulled aggro off of one of the elites, brought it back towards the casters, feigned death, then failed to get his mob off the priest. Last time I ever group with that d-bag again!

by Malazoth November 6, 2007

moonfire spam

A technique used by druids in World of Warcraft whereby the offensive spell moonfire is repeatedly applied to a single target. The method is considered useful in PvP situation but is wasteful of mana and often denotes poor playing skill. Sometimes considered valid as a finishing move on a target with low health.

I was at 75% health and some boomkin tried to moonfire spam me down. What a noob.

by Malazoth December 20, 2008

Special Friend

A designation for a gay or lesbian partner, often found in the obituaries of newspapers in the deep South. "Partner" is too much like "spouse" and so newspapers in the south print obits often using this term.

Survivors include his mother, Wanda Jenkins, his sister, Dianne Masters, and his Special Friend James McElroot.

by Malazoth December 2, 2013