Malazoth's definitions

wot:dnr

Short for "Wall of Text: Did Not Read." A way of telling poor writers to learn how to use punctuation and paragraphs to make their work readable. Often used on forums for MMORPGs to respond to long-winded, poorly formatted rants about class changes.

"Dude, did you see that post in the Shaman forums? That guy was pissed!"
"I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just replied WOT:DNR"

by Malazoth February 11, 2014

Special Friend

A designation for a gay or lesbian partner, often found in the obituaries of newspapers in the deep South. "Partner" is too much like "spouse" and so newspapers in the south print obits often using this term.

Survivors include his mother, Wanda Jenkins, his sister, Dianne Masters, and his Special Friend James McElroot.

by Malazoth December 2, 2013

gorilla my dreams

that hot girl who has hair in all the wrong places.

Stephanie was pretty but she was just the gorilla my dreams.

by Malazoth November 1, 2013

Snuggeth

A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.

Hal didn't show me how to summon one but he did give me a regular size snuggeth.

by Malazoth November 7, 2010

Moonkin

1. A creature with the head and feathers of an owl, antlers like a deer, and the body of a bear which is capable of walking upright and is classified as a humanoid in the MMORPG, "World of Warcraft."

2. Any druid in "World of Warcraft" that is capable of transforming into a Moonkin for the purpose of casting offensive spells. In raids such druids are often grouped with mages, priests, and warlocks to give them an additional 5% spell critical strike rating.

We had a priest healing with a mage and a moonkin competing for most damage done.

by Malazoth November 6, 2007

laser turkey

See moonkin.

Laser turkey is for pew pew not QQ.

by Malazoth December 23, 2008

moonfire spam

A technique used by druids in World of Warcraft whereby the offensive spell moonfire is repeatedly applied to a single target. The method is considered useful in PvP situation but is wasteful of mana and often denotes poor playing skill. Sometimes considered valid as a finishing move on a target with low health.

I was at 75% health and some boomkin tried to moonfire spam me down. What a noob.

by Malazoth December 20, 2008