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A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
Get the Good morning mug.A phrase that I used to believe was "cringe" - not really cringe but that's the only word that comes close to how I'd describe it. A friend of mine also found the word "cringe" too, but also agreed that the word cringe didn't do it justice either. Perhaps the notion of love was what made it cringe. My friend never told anyone they loved them, but rather showed it by action. I didn't willingly ever tell anyone I loved them, but only did so because they said it first and I would've gotten yelled at if I didn't say it back.
Then one day my friend and I realised we had a crush on each other (ironically), and that was the day we both said we loved each other and finally understood that it wasn't cringe at all, but perhaps the best thing in the world to hear from someone if it's the right "someone". From that day on there hasn't been a day we haven't told each other we love them.
Then one day my friend and I realised we had a crush on each other (ironically), and that was the day we both said we loved each other and finally understood that it wasn't cringe at all, but perhaps the best thing in the world to hear from someone if it's the right "someone". From that day on there hasn't been a day we haven't told each other we love them.
"I love you" isn't cringe, it's the best and hardest phrase to say in the English language, but it means the universe and beyond if you hear it from just the right someone.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
Get the I love you mug.The "Besties" status on Snapchat. You send the most Snaps to this person, and they send the most Snaps to you too.
If you want to know if someone is your bestie on Snapchat, click their profile and see if there's a 💛 by their name.
by Magic kitty May 1, 2022
Get the 💛 mug.Like friendship where the feeling is mutual and reciprocated, but instead of being just each other's friends they simp for each other. This includes, but definitely not limited to: putting one on a pedestal as though they are the mere embodiment of perfection, constantly complimenting each other, always talking to each other, talking about the most boring stuff that you two still can't help but find interesting, whereas anyone else would've long been asleep if you had the same conversation with them, telling utterly pointless stories from your lives, telling secrets to them that you took a personal and seldom oath to yourself to never tell, etc.
If you feel that you have a relationship that is reminiscent of the aforementioned, you're made for each other. Ask them out.
If you feel that you have a relationship that is reminiscent of the aforementioned, you're made for each other. Ask them out.
Person 1: "I talk to him 24/7 and we never get tired of each other!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a simpship."
Person 2: "Sounds like a simpship."
by Magic kitty May 3, 2022
Get the Simpship mug.Informal British verb meaning to urinate, also baby speak, or to imitate child-like enunciation, of the word "little." If it is the latter, then it's either said or spelled this way as a sign of endearment, or to be condescending, or to talk down to this person.
#1 "I just took a widdle in the bathroom"
#2 (as endearment) "Oh, you're just a cute widdle angel :3"
#2.1 (as condescending) "Cry more, you poor widdle baby"
#2 (as endearment) "Oh, you're just a cute widdle angel :3"
#2.1 (as condescending) "Cry more, you poor widdle baby"
by Magic kitty March 31, 2022
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Get the February 5th 2005 mug.\ri-'tärd\ vb : to hold back : delay the progress of.
Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:
adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.
Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:
adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.
Often times, retard is used as a slur. That's probably why you looked this up, but I thought it'd be funny to give an actual definition to it as well. So yeah, you learned something! It's not always a slur, sometimes it's used to mean something else, too. But under those contexts, it's best to use "slow" or "delay" as opposed to this word, due to the negative connotation this word holds bu default.
by Magic kitty April 9, 2022
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