MaffaMuffa's definitions

Dilds

A slang term. It usually means either two things; a nasty piece of human trash, or a blowfish's genitals. This word isn't well known and had been forgotten almost the same day it was created.

"You're such a dilds."

by MaffaMuffa April 9, 2017

Cat Doctor

A doctor who happens to be a cat.

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Horry Patter

It's Harry Potter but with the A and the O switched around. This is a puppet from a puppet show performed by a puppeteer who likes making parodies of movies.

"Did you see the new play with Horry Patter? He was amazing!"

by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

Massachunk

A person who calls the police to report their friend for smuggling illegal drugs, but then smuggles the illegal drugs after the friend has been arrested and has dropped the soap.

"I'm a total Massachunk and you know you wanna get some mighty fine grass ya hear me huh what?"

by MaffaMuffa April 4, 2017

Massive

A word to describe something big. It can also be a description of the male Gentiles.

"That man is massive!"

by MaffaMuffa April 7, 2017

Moofiss

The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.

"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."

by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

•-•

A dull face. It's used to show uninterest or unappeal, and is similar to the ._. face.

"I just got some new socks!"

"Oh, okay. •-•"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017