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•-•

A dull face. It's used to show uninterest or unappeal, and is similar to the ._. face.
"I just got some new socks!"

"Oh, okay. •-•"
by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017
mugGet the •-•mug.

Dilds

A slang term. It usually means either two things; a nasty piece of human trash, or a blowfish's genitals. This word isn't well known and had been forgotten almost the same day it was created.
"You're such a dilds."
by MaffaMuffa April 9, 2017
mugGet the Dildsmug.

Cat Doctor

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"
by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017
mugGet the Cat Doctormug.

Massachunk

A person who calls the police to report their friend for smuggling illegal drugs, but then smuggles the illegal drugs after the friend has been arrested and has dropped the soap.
"I'm a total Massachunk and you know you wanna get some mighty fine grass ya hear me huh what?"
by MaffaMuffa April 4, 2017
mugGet the Massachunkmug.

Massive

A word to describe something big. It can also be a description of the male Gentiles.
"That man is massive!"
by MaffaMuffa April 7, 2017
mugGet the Massivemug.

Moofiss

The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.
"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."
by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017
mugGet the Moofissmug.

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.
"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"
by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017
mugGet the Subterranean Bath Soapmug.

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