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pea soup

It's when chef Gordon Elliott, through years of discipline and training, is able to actually urinate a meaty broth for the guests of his... oh wait... nope, that's pee soup. Sorry. Never mind.

My confusion is as thick as pea soup.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

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The electronic equivalent of a "paper trail". In the old days, guys like Enron and MCI had to worry about leaving hard-copy memos and such laying around that could eventually be used against them. Now it's e-mails, text files, server databases and the like.

Enron's IT guys are trying furiously to erase the vapor trail.

by Madmann December 28, 2005

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pig-up

The large pick-up trucks driven by police (usually State Troopers).

"Don't flick that butt out the window, I got a pig-up behind me, numbnuts!"

by Madmann June 3, 2009

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Paintball

A testicular disease which affects only artists and housepainters.

Won't you please give all you can to stop paintball in our lifetime? Phones are now open!

by Madmann October 10, 2005

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fupdate

A word we use all the time where I work. It's when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. It is, of course, a contraction of "fucked up" and "update".

Chris: You get that buggy software doing what you want yet?

Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....

by Madmann October 14, 2005

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