Madmann's definitions

nebraska no-high

1. The plant Cannabis Ruderalis, which has far less THC content than its' cousins Cannabis Sativa (brown bud) and Cannabis Indica (green bud). Grows wild throughout the Midwest.

2. Any weed that fails to get the smoker high.

"Hey Buddy... that weed you sold me was Nebraska No-High!"

<gunfire>

by Madmann October 6, 2005

cannibus

A word for weed used by people who can't spell worth a shit. From the latin names for the plants Cannabis Sativa and Cannabis Indica. A third Cannabis plant, Cannabis Ruderalis, is also known as Nebraska No-High for it's comparative lack of THC.

"Man, I need some cannibus!"
"What's that, a dope-powered motor coach? It's Cannabis, you illiterate bunghole!"

by Madmann October 10, 2005

good girl

A girl who'd rather do what you want than what her parents taught her.

syn. bad girl

Good girls are best when they're bad girls.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Paintball

A testicular disease which affects only artists and housepainters.

Won't you please give all you can to stop paintball in our lifetime? Phones are now open!

by Madmann October 10, 2005

fupdate

A word we use all the time where I work. It's when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. It is, of course, a contraction of "fucked up" and "update".

Chris: You get that buggy software doing what you want yet?

Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....

by Madmann October 14, 2005

Dgaf

Don’t Give A Fuck

Person1 txt: omfg did u see what she was wearing today????

Person2 txt: no n dgaf

by Madmann June 25, 2020

buddy jesus

1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.

2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.

1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Jesus I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!

2. That Dan... he's such a Buddy Jesus... I oughta nail him to something.

by Madmann October 8, 2005