2 definitions by Maddawg

Lisa

A Lisa seems like a normal girl that doesn't shower enough or keep her car clean. Beneath her probably stained hipster dress is her crusty vagina & uneven saggy breasts. The type of girl that can't even get the boyfriend she stole hard. A Lisa is basically the most basic bitch slut on the planet.

I would go hit on that girl because she looks easy, but she looks like a Lisa. So she probably smells like PBR & roadkill.

by Maddawg May 23, 2017

speedo

Slang for any jock, especially on the swim team, for various reasons.

"Let's piss off the speedos and put jello in the pool."

by Maddawg February 20, 2005