5 definitions by MachineShop
You blast your load all over some chick's teeth to help the aid in fighting cavities. Think pearl necklace for the mouth.
Girl: I have a toothache
Guy: I have a cure for that, it also fights cavaties and gingivitis.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yes open your mouth and say Ahh, gives a whole new meaning to Pearly Whites.
Dude I gave this bitch a some pearly whites. She LOVED IT, looks like she found herself a new dentis.
Guy: I have a cure for that, it also fights cavaties and gingivitis.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yes open your mouth and say Ahh, gives a whole new meaning to Pearly Whites.
Dude I gave this bitch a some pearly whites. She LOVED IT, looks like she found herself a new dentis.
by MachineShop December 23, 2007
The updated modern version of SCHWING.
Said when you see an extremely attractive woman.
To give an erection.
The Halo 3 nerd way of saying SCHWING!
Also used to annoy your roommate ( or any person for that matter) by entering a room or approaching an individual and making the (facial, moneyshot motion) while saying BLAM!
A female that is so incredibly attractive you want to ejaculate in her face.
BLAM!
Said when you see an extremely attractive woman.
To give an erection.
The Halo 3 nerd way of saying SCHWING!
Also used to annoy your roommate ( or any person for that matter) by entering a room or approaching an individual and making the (facial, moneyshot motion) while saying BLAM!
A female that is so incredibly attractive you want to ejaculate in her face.
BLAM!
-Jessica Alba... BLAM!
-Tia Carrere... BLAM!
-Nicole Scherzinger... BLAM!
-Lucy Lui... BLAM!
-Somaya Reece... BLAM!
-Christine Dolce... BLAM!
Did you see that girl? She is f'n gorgeous! BLAM!
-Tia Carrere... BLAM!
-Nicole Scherzinger... BLAM!
-Lucy Lui... BLAM!
-Somaya Reece... BLAM!
-Christine Dolce... BLAM!
Did you see that girl? She is f'n gorgeous! BLAM!
by MachineShop January 9, 2008
Similar to the act called the High Five. One man takes a girl doggystyle while the other is getting a blow job but instead of high fiving each other, they miss the high five. One man slaps her on the ass and the other slaps her in the face.
by MachineShop November 23, 2007
Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin
by MachineShop January 10, 2008
The act of getting breakfast in bed, followed by good morning head. The ultimate goal for any male to strive for. Also a clue that the woman doing the bread giving is a keeper. The key to a man's heart is through his stomach, and his penis, at the same time.
How was your date last night? Great I woke up to the best BREAD I've ever had. Dude she gave you BREAD? You gotta keep that dame around.
by MachineShop December 10, 2007