41 definitions by M_Dubz152

Ball spice

Slang term for the musk smell from a dirty sweaty scrotum/dick/grundel. Smell resembles taco spice/Mexican seasoning. Most prominent after athletic activities, sex, or from poor hygiene. Good way to prevent it is the use of Gold Bond or some other body powder.

Boyfriend asks girlfriend for some dome.

Girlfriend: "Ew it smells down there. Have you showered today?"

Boyfriend: "Yeah babe I showered twice. Its just that ball spice."

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Kink in the hose

A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.

After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.

by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023

Rigor mortis

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.

by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023

Bean bag

A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.

Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.

by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023

Bubblegum gag

Prank involving unzipping one's pants fly, pulling part of their scrotum thru exposed opening. Will resemble a piece of chewed gum. One of the best party pranks of the early 2000's. Have to draw attention to it by yelling and saying "who the fuck put this gum here??" Then when people start looking at it you say "my mistake, its just my nut sac. Who did you sneak out?"

Guy at a party: says to a buddy "Should I do the bubblegum gag or the one eared elephant?"

Buddy: "Bubblegum gag for sure."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

Milf

Is an acronoym:

Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.

Can also stand for man I love fishing.

I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.

Stifler's mom is a milf. Your mother is also a milf.

by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023

Chromosome powerplay

Meaning you have an extra set of chromosomes. Nice way of calling someone a retard. Powerplay is a man-up scenario in sports, mostly from opposing team serving a penalty.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is a moron."

Person 2: "Yeah, they must have a chromosome powerplay going on."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023