10 definitions by MSooRi
by MSooRi April 14, 2009
The man who memorized some numbers of Pi. He is also a sexy beast who has long flowy hair. He is related to Kirby. Who has also memorized more numbers of Pi than Hans. He is the man who always adds the last name to Matt. He would be fun to draw because he has a nice a hat. He is better than math than some Asians.
by MSooRi March 6, 2009
1. What MSooRi wants to do to a certain person in his school.
2. When a guy gets his ass up to a girl causing that girl to crawl up into the corner and get trapped. After that, many spectators will watch the corner that has a mouse eating Robbie F. After that, Snoop dogg will come out of nowhere and start playing Eminem songs. Eminem will then go to Mcdonalds and order a Whopper. When he finally does get a whopper, he leaves without paying and without getting the whopper. He gets a tape measure and asks the cashier to place the whopper on the tape measure. He talks to the cashier through a cup telephone. When he finally does get a whopper, he goes to where the "jiggy" is. He watches and laughs. The girl starts crying and finds a crab. She shoves the crab down the guy's pants, causing the crab to say "NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYAHH!!! IM A CRAB!! I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!!" Everyone will yell out that the crab is a demon fox and burn it. They will then eat it and have some nice good demon in their stomachs.
THE END.
2. When a guy gets his ass up to a girl causing that girl to crawl up into the corner and get trapped. After that, many spectators will watch the corner that has a mouse eating Robbie F. After that, Snoop dogg will come out of nowhere and start playing Eminem songs. Eminem will then go to Mcdonalds and order a Whopper. When he finally does get a whopper, he leaves without paying and without getting the whopper. He gets a tape measure and asks the cashier to place the whopper on the tape measure. He talks to the cashier through a cup telephone. When he finally does get a whopper, he goes to where the "jiggy" is. He watches and laughs. The girl starts crying and finds a crab. She shoves the crab down the guy's pants, causing the crab to say "NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYAHH!!! IM A CRAB!! I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!!" Everyone will yell out that the crab is a demon fox and burn it. They will then eat it and have some nice good demon in their stomachs.
THE END.
1. Matt: hey. Hey Alex. Wanna get jiggy with it?
Alex: only if I get to shove TWO crabs down your pants.
Matt: ...Fine.
Alex: only if I get to shove TWO crabs down your pants.
Matt: ...Fine.
by MSooRi March 6, 2009
The signature move of the awesome-ness Matthew J. Pinches. When combined with the mass destruction of his Power run, there will be utter chaos.
David: OH HAMBURGERS!!! MY OLDER BROTHER IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH HIS POWER PUMMEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
by MSooRi February 19, 2009
The term for Monkey Scrotum.
Bully: but peter, I have MS!
Peter: You hear that chris? Now he's bragging that he has a monkey scrotum!
Chris: NO DAD!
Peter: You hear that chris? Now he's bragging that he has a monkey scrotum!
Chris: NO DAD!
by MSooRi April 27, 2009
A very annoying thing that happens on TV when trying to watch your program. Used for advertising retarded products but really meant to piss you off. Once in a while, the commercial will actually advertise something useful instead of something like "Pixos".
Tom : I got so pissed off at the commercial, I just turned off the TV and started smashing bricks.
Rick : Just try watching infomercials.
Rick : Just try watching infomercials.
by MSooRi May 20, 2009