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literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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trumpviction

The act of evicting Donald Trump out of the White House by the Secret Service and the US Marines, after he refuses to leave the White House on January 20, 2021.
Person 1: What will happen if Donald Trump does not leave the White House on January 20?

Person 2: He will get a trumpviction.
by MST3K I like December 24, 2020
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El Chupacabra de la Frontera

The nickname given by coyotes and illegal immigrants to US Border and Customs agents that patrol the border.

This is because of their big vans that have powerful engines that make big noise, and the fact that no one can out run vans by running. Also the fact that there are Radical Republican Border Patrol Agents that don't mind killing illegal immigrants and act like monsters by separating children from their illegal immigrant parents.
Coyote: Ok we are now in America. So now....*stops talking*
*Lights of a big van turn on in the direction of the small group. *
Border Agent : *Screams on loudspeaker attached to van* "Stop where you are!"
Coyote: *Screams* " El Chupacabra de la Frontera!!!!!!!!! RUN my fellow Mexicanos!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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www.sex.com

The ultimate successor of pornhub, xhamster, tugtest, xxnx, and redtube. Basically it is almost a aggregator of porn and NSFW of the web. The only difference is that it is more regulated than PornHub, as all content is reviewed before hand by their staff, and requires all posters or content embeders to enter their address with proof for records, just in case child porn is found.
The only site that Trump's new Decembers pron laws will have the lightest impact on is sex.com.... because they were already doing what Trump is asking since the very beginning of www.sex.com.
by MST3K I like December 28, 2020
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conservative airline

Any airline during the COVID pandemic who's main customers are Republicans and their supporters, who disapprove of the FAA mask mandate. The airline would in theory allow its passengers to not wear masks and flaunt the FAA mandates. The fleet of the airline would consist of aircrafts built around the time that Trump considered America was great (80s). Basically the fleet would be consisting of old, jet fuel guzzling Boeing 707's, 727's, and 747-100's.

On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
1: Do you think there will ever be a conservative airline?

2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
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memping

The act of or getting tit fucking or breast fucking a Mexican female.
Person 1: Yo! Me and my Mexican gal are going to do some memping tonight.

Person 2: Aww man! My gal does not even tit fuck me. Why do you get everything.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
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pack the electoral college

The only way Trump can win the 2020 election is if he can pack the electoral college to his advantage and win.

The terminology stems from "pack the supreme court" which is basically adding more justices to the supreme court to make the outcome decision in favor to the packer.

In "packing the electoral college" the packer basically packs more electoral college votes into the states that they won to the point where they have the required majority to win the election.
Trump: "We lost all the law suit cases Rudy. Now what? What are we going to do? "
Rudy Giuliani: "We still have one option remaining so that we can still win. "
Trump: "What option is that?"
Rudy Giuliani: "We pack the electoral college with electoral votes in the states we won, until we have the majority to be called the winners."
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
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