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Ruslan is a Russian man name , that originated from Arslan . You could see this name In Pushkin’s poem “Ruslan and Lyudmila» . Large of his dicks can compare of Eifel tower. In fact , his dick is so big that Gagarin got to space by climbing on the top of his dick. He seduce every girl for the blink of the eye . Americans used Ruslan’s sperm for bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki . Ruslan’s balls bigger than earth.
Lust but not least , after throwing the ring down to the volcano „Orodruin“ , Frodo has change his name to Ruslan and forced Gandalf to do the same .
Quotes using this name

Gagarin - thanks to Ruslan I got to a space

Elvis Presley - Ruslan taught me how to play guitar

Antanta after winning the Second World War - If it wasn 't for Ruslan , we would never have ended the war
by MRAZEXONE November 21, 2021
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