MM132's definitions

Illuminatism

A Bizarre form of anti-religion between Atheism and being absolutely bat-shit insane, mainly obsessed with trying to prove that the illuminati exists even though they don't know it doesn't exist any longer, and also believes that the world was supposed to end on December 2012. Most of these people are either trolls or just people who don't know any better. Most likely both, such as the case of people like certain forum members. They often use demon related codenames or usernames online. Mainly to troll others on religion based forums and for nothing worse. Emotionless psychopaths with no lives of their own.

Is that man insane? No...he's just a fan of Illuminatism.

by MM132 June 26, 2014

Zuckered

When a forum admin promises to stop trolls from picking on said member who is being picked on but then decides not to and bans them for no good reason other than 'screw it, you were rude to me' so any posts about them stay up even after they promised to close that thread down, and then screwing them over by having the blame be put on them instead of the troll that's picking on them - promising to remove a forum post about you and then deciding to put it back and allow it to run past more than 100+ pages.

Brian totally Zuckered TaynaBladex on the forum last night.

by MM132 July 26, 2016

Counter Facepalm

When someone's overruse of the facepalm meme actually makes you want to do it as a response.

"That facepalm meme is so overrused."
"That's why I use Counter Facepalm."

by MM132 October 25, 2012

Jasper

To be a Jasper is to say that you will move on from someone stalking you online only to occassionally bring up your stalker even in vaguepost form to try and get it off your chest, say you'll move on again only to repeat the same cycle over and over whether it be on Twitter or other social media outlets and to act like a hypocrite when others don't like your opinion.

He is being such a Jasper.

by MM132 January 30, 2024

Werebus

A retarded OC concept that is basically just a bus that is painted radioactive green and with cartoon eyes and angry eyebrows.

That bus turned into a werebus.

by MM132 January 7, 2019

Shrivel Up and Die

An insult used by internet trolls and tryhards who use death threats. Basically the troll/troll wannabe hates the person hates so much they want them to shrivel up and die in a horrible manner.

Emily said 'I hate you Drmusic2, I want you to Shrivel Up and Die!'.

by MM132 September 7, 2019

Report-A-Holic

That one idiot who keeps reporting you over and over again on numerous websites even though he is just trying to masqerade his own jealousy and butthurt.

Thinks that abusing the report button is the answer to everything.

Also thinks that sites like Urban Dictionary have a report option when in actuality they do not.

"What is that moron doing now?"

"He's reporting some guy who called him a loser on the forums."

"What a report-a-holic!"

by MM132 June 24, 2012