MJMizzle's definitions
by MJMizzle September 2, 2006

Check out the normo shoveling the Double Quarter Pounder and large fries down their fat-encrusted gullet. What a fat, disgusting slob.
by MJMizzle October 7, 2012

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!
Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned
Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned
by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

by MJMizzle January 6, 2006

A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.
by MJMizzle October 2, 2007

The explorer who spent his whole life searching for the Fountain of Pwn, which would make anyone who drank from it a 1337 pwnz0r for life.
Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.
Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.
Guy 1: "Crap! I've been playing Halo for 4 years now and I've never won a game of capture the flag."
Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."
Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."
by MJMizzle October 24, 2007

"He's in a yellow camaro, skin so smooth, a buttercup boy from the funny school."
- Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Cake Boy"
- Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Cake Boy"
by MJMizzle August 11, 2006
