10 definitions by MJMizzle

FBD

Free Beat Down, or a beat down given to someone for free

I gave that punk-ass nug an FBD for the low low price of free 99

by MJMizzle September 2, 2006

Normo

A person of tremendous girth. A fatass. Derived from ginormous.

Check out the normo shoveling the Double Quarter Pounder and large fries down their fat-encrusted gullet. What a fat, disgusting slob.

by MJMizzle May 1, 2012

pwn in a box

pwn contained within a box. Can be given as a gift to n00bs.

1. You cut a hole in the box

2. You put your pwn in that box

3. You make the n00b open the box

IT'S MY PWN IN A BOX!

by MJMizzle October 2, 2007

scrumtralescense

A state of extreme scrumptiousness.

Those cookies are full of scrumtralescense.

by MJMizzle January 6, 2006

iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

by MJMizzle August 29, 2007

Pwnce de Leon

The explorer who spent his whole life searching for the Fountain of Pwn, which would make anyone who drank from it a 1337 pwnz0r for life.

Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.

Guy 1: "Crap! I've been playing Halo for 4 years now and I've never won a game of capture the flag."

Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."

by MJMizzle October 9, 2007

crooshbaggery

A portmanteau of croosh and douchebaggery. It is douchebaggery to the absolute extreme.

Did you see that guy kick that blind man and then steal his wallet? What crooshbaggery.

by MJMizzle August 28, 2006