MJ's definitions

chav

Chav: a type of person who lacks the intelligence to be able to speak or write proper english, uses words, if they are proper words such as 'blingin', 'mingin' etc
You will normally find them outside McDonalds. Their favourite hobbies: picking on anybody who has a brain, having underage sex with no protection, getting drunk, starting a fight with some random person who has done nothing to them except say "hi".
A chav can be quite easily be identified by their clothing. A Burberry (from the local market- 99p, a bargain!) cap, a Nickelson t shirt, and a Schott hoodie, with adidas tracksuit bottoms rolled into their white nike socks and wearing nike trainers. Female chavs tend to have their hair in a tight bun or ponytail witht the help of several cans of hairspray, their face will be painted in cheap makeup; layer and layers of cheap foundation, mascara and eyeliner. Chavs enjoy showing off their "bling". "Bling" often looks like chocolate coins & is costs £1.99 from Argos. It often appears in the form of over-sized, fake-gold hoop earrings. Favourite jobs of chavs: drug dealer, McDonalds worker, prostitute, page 3 'model'. Chavs are also known as: 'scum', 'idiots' and any other insult there is on this earth.

You can tell if someone is a chav or not mostly by their attitude. They think that anyone who doesn't listen to "their" music is a grunger. They think that Burberry is the height of fashion & they look down on anyone who isn't exactly like them. How to humiliate a chav: ask them to recite the alphabet.

by MJ February 14, 2005

Bam Margera

1.) my hero
2.) rich/lucky bastard
3.) West Chester representin'

Bam Margera is from West Chester, PA and rocks all that is rockable.

Viva la Bam!

by MJ November 28, 2003

cockstar

A bad-ass who is a natural when it comes to rock star attitude and behavior.

Nikki Sixx

by mj August 14, 2003

quagga

An animal which kind of looks like a cross between a zebra & a horse. Extinct since the late 1800's when people moved to the area in South Africa & decided it would be fun to hunt them. Now all the quaggas are dead :(

I have a pet quagga called Larry, he lives in my garden.

by MJ March 18, 2005

foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.

"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.

by MJ November 22, 2004

Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches

did you hit that you Big Ern?

by mj April 9, 2004

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003