MJ's definitions

Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches

did you hit that you Big Ern?

by mj April 9, 2004

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004

foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.

"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.

by MJ November 22, 2004

MJ

One that is good at glitching and/or styling in TH series.

OMFG there's an MJ here#!!$#$#$!#$%

by MJ October 22, 2004

Bam Margera

1.) my hero
2.) rich/lucky bastard
3.) West Chester representin'

Bam Margera is from West Chester, PA and rocks all that is rockable.

Viva la Bam!

by MJ November 28, 2003

Bully

The mean kids at my school who wont stop beating me up just becaus i wear trousers pulled up to my chest, a pink bow tie, huge glasses and orange shoes from giant tiger.

One day i hope us regular kids will stand up to those mean bullies. That will teach them a lesson.

by mj July 7, 2004