MITB's definitions

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

stupid fucker

An excellent way of referring to somebody who has angered you.

That stupid fucker pissed me off!

by MITB November 3, 2007

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006

Flatsy

Derogatory term used in reference to a girl or woman who has small breasts, aka a "flat chest". Might also be used as "Flatsy Patsy".

"Hey, that chicks got nothing"

"Yeah, she's a Flatsy"

by mitb April 6, 2009

sick

In skiing or snowboarding: A slope or run that is so steep, bumpy or full of trees and/or rocks, that only a person who is mentally ill would try to ski or ride down it.

Man, that run down the lift line is totally sick! Let's go try it!!!

by MITB April 10, 2006

Flame Boy

The driver of a race car with red flames painted on it. It could be a Nascar driver, but it doesn't have to be.

I hope Flame Boy blows his engine again, it's hilarious to see him cry like a little girl.

by MITB November 6, 2007