MITB's definitions

dead cat chili

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.

Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!

by MITB September 29, 2006

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006

stupid fucker

An excellent way of referring to somebody who has angered you.

That stupid fucker pissed me off!

by MITB November 3, 2007

myspace sheep

Any one of the mindless drones that flocks to myspace to set up a site because everyone else is doing the same thing.

Look at all those myspace sheep with their myspace sites, isn't that a sad example of herd mentality?

by MITB May 16, 2006

twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.

Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???

by MITB November 3, 2007

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006