4 definitions by MD65

blowing the load

The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...

;) --- <=8

When I was blowing the load on grandma's wig when she walked in.

by MD65 August 26, 2006

100 proof baby juice

One half of the ingredients it takes to make the baby.

She won't get pregnant if you have her swallow the 100 proof baby juice.

by MD65 August 26, 2006

Clitortoise

A woman who after extensive attention takes forever to orgasm. This is likely caused from improper foreplay, she is being raped, she is dead, or you just don't do it for her.

Shit G, you need to give that girl some foreplay or her clitortoise will never come out its shell.

by MD65 July 21, 2006

frigimortis

Pronunciation: "fri-gi-'mor-tis"
Function: noun
Etymology: New American, stiffness of body
: temporary rigidity of muscles occurring after orgasm or blowing the load

That chick had frigimortis when I was done with her.

by MD65 August 26, 2006