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A man who appears to be twice his actual age, and spends his time fenagelling free food and getting ahead on work. Will often appear bored or frustrated with conversation with colleagues of equal/lesser intelligence although these scenarios are his only human interaction and are what keeps him going.
That guy working at the laundro-mat thinks he is so smart, he was acting like a total Schwartz.
by MCWheeler June 17, 2008
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