MCBassGuitar's definitions

tommom

An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.

"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."

"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."

by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014

cinematourettes

A condition affecting individuals who have seen a film multiple times and now cannot control their compulsion to blurt out lines and quotes before the actors recite their lines.

(Watching The Big Lebowski with friends):
Marcia: "You're out of your element, Donny ... "
Mike: "Marcia, please try to control your cinematourettes. Some of the people here haven't seen The Big Lebowski."
Marcia: "Sorry, Mike. I will try to control my condition."

by MCBassGuitar May 9, 2015

thong dialogue

A conversation where one person's side of the discussion is flawed and, therefore, leaves their ass uncovered, just as thong underwear leaves a human ass uncovered.

Matt: "Overall, I would say that Sarah Palin is a very intelligent woman."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."

by MCBassGuitar January 29, 2015

southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

She-Shards

The splintered pieces of glass left everywhere after a woman (like Kamala Harris) shatters a Glass Ceiling.

"When Kamala Harris became the first woman (and woman of color) to assume the title of Vice-President, a glass ceiling SHATTERED, leaving She-Shards everywhere!"

by MCBassGuitar January 22, 2021

Send Happy

The act of sending emails before you have attached the files or finished writing the email. This typically occurs when someone has had too much coffee, is sending out a lot of emails in a row, or feels too much excitement regarding the email. This happens in texting as well.

Lisa was confused when her email from Sara arrived without the attachment but Sara explained that she got SEND HAPPY and sent the email too soon.

by MCBassGuitar October 20, 2020

Fitbit Swing

The overexaggerated arm swing that a person does when wearing a Fitbit to help ensure that all of his/her steps are being recognized by the Fitbit.

Rachel was in full Fitbit swinging mode this morning, swinging her arms more than necessary to make sure her Fitbit recorded each and every one of her steps.

by MCBassGuitar April 17, 2016