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A person who drains the life force from you based on their negativity, drama and lack of self-esteem.
"Did you invite Sam to the party?"
"No way! Sam is such a chi-sucker; he'll bring the whole party DOWN!"
"No way! Sam is such a chi-sucker; he'll bring the whole party DOWN!"
by MCBassGuitar April 14, 2010
Get the Chi-Sucker mug.A person who makes you feel good; someone who has a strong life-force and shares it freely with their fellow man.
"Did you invite Giovanni to the party?"
"Of course I did! He's always so much fun. He's a chi-charger extraordinaire!"
"Of course I did! He's always so much fun. He's a chi-charger extraordinaire!"
by MCBassGuitar April 14, 2010
Get the Chi-Charger mug.The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.
TextInterpretation of "I live you" = I love you.
TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.
TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?
Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?
TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.
TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?
Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?
by MCBassGuitar December 25, 2010
Get the TextInterpretation mug.An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.
"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."
"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."
"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."
by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014
Get the tommom mug.A conversation where one person's side of the discussion is flawed and, therefore, leaves their ass uncovered, just as thong underwear leaves a human ass uncovered.
Matt: "Overall, I would say that Sarah Palin is a very intelligent woman."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."
by MCBassGuitar January 29, 2015
Get the thong dialogue mug.Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
Get the Northern Manscaping mug.Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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