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Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.
Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"
Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"
Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
Get the southern manscapingmug. The splintered pieces of glass left everywhere after a woman (like Kamala Harris) shatters a Glass Ceiling.
"When Kamala Harris became the first woman (and woman of color) to assume the title of Vice-President, a glass ceiling SHATTERED, leaving She-Shards everywhere!"
by MCBassGuitar January 22, 2021
Get the She-Shardsmug. An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.
"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."
"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."
"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."
by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014
Get the tommommug. The act of sending emails before you have attached the files or finished writing the email. This typically occurs when someone has had too much coffee, is sending out a lot of emails in a row, or feels too much excitement regarding the email. This happens in texting as well.
Lisa was confused when her email from Sara arrived without the attachment but Sara explained that she got SEND HAPPY and sent the email too soon.
by MCBassGuitar October 20, 2020
Get the Send Happymug. Similar to “Cowboy Up” (a rodeo rider preparing for a difficult bronco ride), this is the act of spiritually preparing oneself for encounters with aggressive power-trippers either in the workplace or in social situations by following Buddhist and Taoist principles.
“Wow, Rachel, your chi is going to be challenged in the meeting today with Miriam. You’d better get spiritually prepared and, y’know, Ghandi Up.”
“I’m ready, Marcia. I read the Tao Te Ching before work and did some goat yoga as well. I should Ghandi Up like this every day!”
“I’m ready, Marcia. I read the Tao Te Ching before work and did some goat yoga as well. I should Ghandi Up like this every day!”
by MCBassGuitar March 18, 2019
Get the Ghandi Upmug. The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013
Get the Phantom Bluetoothmug. Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
Get the Northern Manscapingmug.